2 when calm, 4 when going in ultimate mode...I will die alone won't I?....

Tfw 4.5 maybe

tfw 9 inches thebabykamina

mfw he's 9

I tried anal with my transgender girlfriend (mtf, pre-hormones) and it literally would not fit without lube

Yeah, I have no issue with it. I'm bisexual, I love him/her all the same.

anal is impossible without lube anyway dude.

at-least if you don't want to kill the poor girl/boy

It's not always impossible, I'm just unusually large (very long and very thick)

I'm gonna regret this, but prove it. as a general rule I and everybody else do not take it seriously whenever anyone says anything positive about themselves. to many liars.

so I'm just going to assume you're a pencildicked neckbeard like most people on the internet just to be sure.

no offence.

Nah I assure you, he likes to brag but he's got the real deal
Trust me, it didn't fit.

thanks for validating my dick size

I'm sure you'd know.

I'm actually a girl....

LONDON

And I'm a straight guy discussing dicks with a gay.
Life moves on.

I'm not gay...aint straight either but whatever. Life moves on

homo reporting in, can confirm about 8 is pretty dope for a dick

Just about 7 here.

As a self confessed size queen, 7 is still within the ''oh yay'' range.
Just above the ''Yea thats a good size (i guess)'' .
Not quite in the ''Better plan ahead for this ****** bracket .

Gz you

Ya people have impossible standards.

Not really, its just a case that there is no reason to get excited over average, so it seems that way.
No one really has an issue with a 5 or 6 inch cock , its just nothing to write home about.
The rules for dicks (imo from what i get sent) is hygiene first, then grooming then shape then size. A 6 with a trim is preferable to a 7 with a bush. A nice shaped 5 wins over a alien looking 7. And a night alone is better than anything that hasnt had a shower
All this and if your rocking a nice 4 and the other guy has perfect 8inch thick groomed cock, but he is an asshole and your a cool dude, you win.
And i'm fussy when it comes to size.

That's not to say that there are not assholes out their that think anything under 7 isnt worth their time, but those people are the exception. We call them cunts

As long as its not in the way then its fine, just keep it trimmed back and you'll be fine in 90% of cases. But with pretty much everything sex related people have a preference some love a gangly bush overs want it waxed daily.

My ex used to use a pair of clippers with the 12mm attachment to shave his, let it grow for a week or two then same again, was fine.

This is also a reason why some people prefer black guys, their hair is curly down there so its less of an issue.

I should probably just off the whole thing.
A whole lot of work to keep it and none but myself to watch it.

Just invest in some clippers, in the shower, BZZZZ , *dust off* BZZZZZZZ. And your done for two weeks and you don't look like a preteen (very off putting)
razors are effort and cost money, creams will show you levels of pain you didn't know existed and waxing is for bitches and bottoms.

www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-Multigroom-attachme

I've been shaving my balls with razors for years, I think I'll be fine.
I just switch down the face razor to ball razor every so often so I want accidentally castrate myself.