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#1 - stealingbikes ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]

Once you go black, you're a single mom.

+105

#2 to #1 - hatedpanda [OP](07/18/2015) [-]

Once you go black, we dont want you back

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#20 to #2 - oxYKellark (07/19/2015) [-]

#44 to #2 - BaconWrappedSteak (07/19/2015) [-]

Once you go black, you'll want your dignity back.

#40 to #2 - toosexyforyou (07/19/2015) [-]

so tru

#3 - dejax (07/18/2015) [-]

8 is as big as you wanna go 7.5 is the perfect dick size. anything bigger than 8 is a waste

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#23 to #3 - niimajneb (07/19/2015) [-]

tfw 9 inches thebabykamina

#25 to #23 - thebabykamina (07/19/2015) [-]

mfw he's 9

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#26 to #25 - niimajneb (07/19/2015) [-]

I tried anal with my transgender girlfriend (mtf, pre-hormones) and it literally would not fit without lube

#27 to #26 - iwillrulenorway (07/19/2015) [-]

anal is impossible without lube anyway dude.

at-least if you don't want to kill the poor girl/boy

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#28 to #27 - niimajneb (07/19/2015) [-]

It's not always impossible, I'm just unusually large (very long and very thick)

#30 to #28 - iwillrulenorway (07/19/2015) [-]

I'm gonna regret this, but prove it. as a general rule I and everybody else do not take it seriously whenever anyone says anything positive about themselves. to many liars.

so I'm just going to assume you're a pencildicked neckbeard like most people on the internet just to be sure.

no offence.

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#39 to #30 - thycupcake ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]

Nah I assure you, he likes to brag but he's got the real deal
Trust me, it didn't fit.

#37 to #26 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]

I'm going to be that dick. You ****** you're preoperative girlfriend? So you ****** a dude. You ****** a dude in drag.

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#38 to #37 - niimajneb (07/19/2015) [-]

Yeah, I have no issue with it. I'm bisexual, I love him/her all the same.

#48 to #38 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]

That's good. I'm glad you can expect your significant other for who they are. I don't know if many people would be able to say the same in your situation.

#34 to #3 - killugon (07/19/2015) [-]

2 when calm, 4 when going in ultimate mode...I will die alone won't I?....

#19 to #3 - sexualhairassment (07/19/2015) [-]

thanks for validating my dick size

#32 to #3 - asotil ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]

Tfw 4.5 maybe

#46 to #32 - epicawe (07/19/2015) [-]

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#4 to #3 - sinery (07/18/2015) [-]

I'm sure you'd know.

#5 to #4 - thebabykamina (07/18/2015) [-]

homo reporting in, can confirm about 8 is pretty dope for a dick

#6 to #5 - sinery (07/18/2015) [-]

Just about 7 here.

#8 to #6 - thebabykamina (07/18/2015) [-]

As a self confessed size queen, 7 is still within the ''oh yay'' range.
Just above the ''Yea thats a good size (i guess)'' .
Not quite in the ''Better plan ahead for this ****** bracket .

Gz you

#10 to #8 - sinery (07/18/2015) [-]

Ya people have impossible standards.

#12 to #10 - thebabykamina (07/18/2015) [-]

Not really, its just a case that there is no reason to get excited over average, so it seems that way.
No one really has an issue with a 5 or 6 inch cock , its just nothing to write home about.
The rules for dicks (imo from what i get sent) is hygiene first, then grooming then shape then size. A 6 with a trim is preferable to a 7 with a bush. A nice shaped 5 wins over a alien looking 7. And a night alone is better than anything that hasnt had a shower
All this and if your rocking a nice 4 and the other guy has perfect 8inch thick groomed cock, but he is an asshole and your a cool dude, you win.
And i'm fussy when it comes to size.

That's not to say that there are not assholes out their that think anything under 7 isnt worth their time, but those people are the exception. We call them cunts

#13 to #12 - sinery (07/18/2015) [-]

So about them bushes, is it all off or gtfo?
Currently only got the dick area clean, bush above the stuff.
Was a thing at school... it was weird.

#49 to #13 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]

As a girl, I prefer a clean shaven dick. I'm completely shaven and it just makes it look so much nicer. If you want a chick to go down on you, be prepared to shave.

#14 to #13 - thebabykamina (07/18/2015) [-]

As long as its not in the way then its fine, just keep it trimmed back and you'll be fine in 90% of cases. But with pretty much everything sex related people have a preference some love a gangly bush overs want it waxed daily.

My ex used to use a pair of clippers with the 12mm attachment to shave his, let it grow for a week or two then same again, was fine.

This is also a reason why some people prefer black guys, their hair is curly down there so its less of an issue.

#15 to #14 - sinery (07/18/2015) [-]

I should probably just off the whole thing.
A whole lot of work to keep it and none but myself to watch it.

#16 to #15 - thebabykamina (07/18/2015) [-]

Just invest in some clippers, in the shower, BZZZZ , *dust off* BZZZZZZZ. And your done for two weeks and you don't look like a preteen (very off putting)
razors are effort and cost money, creams will show you levels of pain you didn't know existed and waxing is for bitches and bottoms.

www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-Multigroom-attachme

#17 to #16 - sinery (07/18/2015) [-]

I've been shaving my balls with razors for years, I think I'll be fine.
I just switch down the face razor to ball razor every so often so I want accidentally castrate myself.

#18 to #17 - thebabykamina (07/18/2015) [-]

Yay so many people forget the balls, good job you
Basically its just a dick, its not hard to work out (these puns doe)

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#7 to #4 - dejax (07/18/2015) [-]

I'm actually a girl....

#9 to #7 - sinery (07/18/2015) [-]

And I'm a straight guy discussing dicks with a gay.
Life moves on.

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#11 to #9 - dejax (07/18/2015) [-]

I'm not gay...aint straight either but whatever. Life moves on

#31 to #7 - asotil ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]

LONDON

#21 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]

this alone is one of the many major factors of why i will die alone

#47 to #21 - fjaggot (07/19/2015) [-]

You know why you actually are going to die alone? Because you're being a little bitch and blame your misfortunes on everyone but yourself.

#36 - Killeratdawn (07/19/2015) [-]

Once you go black
Your child's on crack

#41 - comicexplain (07/19/2015) [-]

Starting to think 8 is normal now. Makes me a little happier.

#42 to #41 - kwanzalord (07/19/2015) [-]

**** no way son, maybe in porn.

#50 to #42 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]

Am white, has 8 and a half with 3 inch thick. Perhaps you are asian?

#51 to #50 - kwanzalord (07/21/2015) [-]

mine is -2 inches

#24 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]

Women tend not to know anything about dick size if you ask them.
Girth > Length
Also pity those that think big dick = good sex.
Big dick ends up being pretty restrictive on positions and basically ends up being just a case of in/out/in/out/in/out and only the guy gets off.
Average dick and good positions are amazing.

Also guys, shave your pubes, oral is so much more enjoyable.

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#35 to #24 - lordrainbowtron (07/19/2015) [-]

But with a long dick you don't gotta shave your pubes (for most chicks). It would still probably look nicer with a trim though, plus bigger bush = smaller looking dick.

#43 - nyuORlucy (07/19/2015) [-]

girls cant measure by eye. you can tell them its twice as long and theyll think thats what an 8 incher looks like so if they see an actualy 8 incher they're like holy sheeet thats impossible