hey guys guess what? darth vader is lukes father.

ahhh the nope troopers

The Chipmunks, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore are taking a break from their music career while their long time father figure, is preparing to head to Miami in order to advance the careers of some of his other clients. Right before leaving for the trip, Dave introduces the chipmunks to Samantha, his new girlfriend, and to Miles, Samantha’s angsty, bullying teenage son, whose father abandoned him at an early age. Miles plants it into the Chipmunks’ minds that, if Dave marries Samantha, he will send the Chipmunks away. The Chipmunks believe that Dave is planning to propose to Samantha in Miami, and so they set off on a wacky adventure in order to prevent the engagement. In the end, Dave reconciles with the boys and tells them he would never abandon them. He then adopts them, but he and Samantha do not get engaged.

You cunt

I haven't seen it yet **** you

You ruined it

Was there ever a better "Not my job" moment in movies?

>not marking spoiler as spoiler




and yes, everything from the new movie is a spoiler

Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks was Kylo Ren the whole time

>complains someone doesn't use a spoiler
>misuses a spoiler tag
And no, it's not a spoiler

it's not on the ship.

Is this from the new movie? I haven't seen any of them but I'm guessing it's from the new one

Ok but how.

Why the **** are you asking me 3 times?

How what?

how gif

No idea, it's weird how some long things come out as gifs, whereas short stuff is usually webm

No I mean how dost thou have footage?

Some stuff in the movie was already out because of people that got to go to an early screening. The night before it came out there was a webm of someones death in the movie being spread on the internet. People go to early screenings just to film stuff and be the first to post it online

"Lord Ren, sorry for not informing you sooner but Nancy from HR needed the toture room for her 3 o'clock so we moved the prisoner to the waiting room down the ha--..."
*crashing, lightsaber sounds, autistic yelling*
"... yyyya know what steve, let's just..."
" yep, yeah let's just go..."

What a cool imposing villa-

That's his face? jesus nevermind

I think that was the point. he's just a kid. trying to fill his grandfather's shoes.

It just ain't the same without him screamin "GUUAAAAAAAARRRDSSSSS. GUUUAAAARRRRDDDSS".

This is the reason we have IP-bans

But muh freeze peaches

>a mod mocking free speech

stereotypes confirmed

I'm not that anon, but I'd rather have the new movie spoiled than deal with autistic undertale ******** .

Pretty much. I'll call someone a fag online if they aren't gay, and I'll call undertale autistic because it is just a decent rpg with "dank memes" and a fanbase as retarded as FNAF.

I do think Undertale is a good game, I like the fighting mechanics, but it's everywhere right now, and most of the fan art is cringy as **** .

And Fallout **** isn't everywhere?

Actually, not really. It's talked about quite a bit, but no where near the level of undertale. I also never mentioned Fallout, so I don't know why you did.

Count the content on front page that's Undertale. Now do it with Fallout.

9/10 times Fallout has much more content up.

The difference being the demographic. As much as I loved Undertale, its fans tend to be a little more like the Tumblr special snowflakes who ship everything into a gay romance. Can get pretty annoying.

Fallout content makes it to the top because it is usually funny and creative, but trust me, Undertale content vastly outweighs Fallout content. Once you get to the 30-50 thumb range of content, it is all Undertale. There is less on the front page because people are starting to realize that the posts are lazy and unfunny. "HUHUHUH the skeleton eats spaghetti!"

yea but Fallout is good

As is Undertale.

lmao good one

It's pretty much universally regarded as a fantastic game, whereas Fallout 4 has received some, well, fallout, for many of its aspects.

I'm sure some if it is nice, and some of it is funny, but I saw a guy on a post about blocking undertale content mention that he is sick of seeing "that grinning skeleton", and I believe you posted nothing but a picture of that skeleton. C'mon, that's brony level BS, and when a fandom gets there, it's bad.

What was the point on doing that, again?

So he could finally validate his pointless existence and desperate need for attention by ruining other people's enjoyment. Glad I've already seen it.

I've seen the movie, but you're still a ********* for posting spoilers.

Is it so wrong if he told that the winter is coming or the darude sandstorm ? everybody has the right to know.

Yoda dies at the end

Chewy is the Sith Lord

John dies at the end

and then gets filled with spiders

HOW COULD YOU SPOIL THE MOVIE LIKE THAT?

GG spoiled for eternity

That's kinda ******

meme-sauce when?

1st one: an SAO doujinshi You need to login to view this link
2nd one is just from prison school You need to login to view this link

Oh **** .

canyou I might need a hand investigating these documents...

pack a meal, we clocking overtime on this one.

I'll tell you one thing. Hana gets her "revenge" in the manga.

imma need sauce on that pic boss

The pic is from the Prison School manga. She doesn't actually say that though, instead she says something about getting extremely excited about the idea of blackmailing the MC and how he needs to obey...I think

manga sauce plx

www.mangahere.co/manga/kangoku_gakuen/c001/

So far there are 200 chapters, each about 18 pages long. Also warning, the pacing can be a bit slower in the manga, but the upside is no censorship, so you get to see everything!

The above image is from the manga at the point where she gets blackmail on him I think? But she doesn't actually say that "We're gonna do a lot of kinky **** " it's more like her getting excited because she's blackmailing his ass.

This is almost at autism levels of awkward but I can't stop reading.

I know!!! It's so fun to read! The authors are taking a vacation right now and it's killing me.

This will do.

thnx

**berniesanders requests Sauce on the image you just posted... Status: Urgent**

His or mine?

Both. It's just showing two Japanese spoken versions. Is there a dubbed one? I have a hard time playing with my dangler when I have to read **** and listen to ************ male Jap voices tbqh.

I've had my doubts about this movie for a long while now, but this sealed the deal. I'm not wasting my money to see Darth Angst (Original Character DO NOT STEAL) throw a tantrum for two hours. Even Hayden Constipationsen was more interesting than this turd.

That's because he IS a spoiled kid. That's the character. He is a true sith, apart from his race. All sith gain their power from negative emotion. Vader's was fear. Kylo's is not getting what he wants. Rage.

A pathetic villain for a pussy age. Fitting.

I actually disagree. Somewhat. You have a valid opinion and I'm not calling it unjustified. However, if we look at everything we, as fans, know about siths, we can see how there have been many in the past that have been irrational and even bratty like Kylo Ren. He is not the first and I speculate he won't be the last. Siths have always gained power from their strength of emotion. It's in the sith code for Christ's sake. The type of emotions driving Kylo are rage and whatever you call being a spoiled little **** . This makes for very erratic behavior and equally erratic power. His saber beam even speaks to it in some fashion. Unlike Vader, Kylo is a true sith. I have high hopes for how this is going to turn out. That's just my long winded opinion though.

TLDR: You're justified. I disagree. Kylo is true sith. They are doing the lore a favor here.

There isnt a single Sith in existence after EP6.

Snoke and Kylo are dark side force users, but not Sith.

Ok. Valid. But if you believe that the theory that Snoke could be Darth Plagueis, then we have a sith apprentice learning directly from a sith lord. That's just speculation though.

Kylo Ren was played by Adam Driver, not Bendthatdick Cumforbitch.

His contract was only for one more film. interviews confirm he won't be in the the next two. He basically said he doesn't want to steal the spotlight from the new actors .

4u

also he dies, that's why he won't be in them

>>#82, theydontlikeu don't read the above comment (#90)

or pretty much anything else trupotatoman posts unless you want the movie spoiled.

sorry, mate, but i don't usually post spoilers (but i did use the spoiler thing), just saying why harry baby won't be in the next few.

He put the spoiler in a spoiler... not like he's doing anything wrong

and I'm just pointing it out, like you are. not like I'm doing anything wrong either.

Eh, must have misunderstood your tone, then.

yeah, I'm just trying to unspoil it for him.

And Rey is a Mary sue with little to no character flaws. I loved the movie, but you can't deny that there's certain things about the characters that just don't really make sense.

I'm hoping Rey is as powerful as she is because Luke is doing some Jedi force **** . I mean, we do have a precedent for people not having to be by the object they're using the force on for it to work (Vader choking the captain while looking through the holocom comes to mind)
And she does say that she doesn't know what she did when she made the guard go away with the force

So, hopefully next movie makes it clear how she's so ridiculously OP without any training at all.

Yeah. I can get on board with her being powerful because the Force visions she's having is kinda teaching her something without acting through it before, like some sort of memory transfer crap. It would actually make some sense.
And I mean, the fight against Kylo was good. But even after he was injured, he somehow didn't think about just Force freezing Rey like she did that first time. And considering that he can stop lazer bolts in mid-air, well. There's some disrepancies with power levels throughout the films. Not that this isn't expected. The original films had very poor action, and sparse use of the force, for other reasons. And by poor action, I mean that the swordfighting was lame. Then again, it's a product of a previous generations mindset, and things change.

Ren might not have quite thought about using the force there because his own alignment is pretty twisted right now- he can't be fully dark or light without further teachings (due to his desire for the dark side but natural tendency for the light), so the force might not have been calling him.
Or Abrams just decided that saber battles look cooler than Ren using the force.

Movies can never really be completely consistent, because of running time limitations. In a book format it probably would've been better explained.
However, I think there's something about the Force, and how you only really use o your full potential if you follow your alignment to it.
Anakin was never really amazing, but as Vader, after more training he became very powerful. Yoda was very powerful, and Luke had a good grasp over it when facing Vader, but had not attained control over his emotions, which are key to mastering the light side.

I might be talking out of my ass, but for Kylo to become properly powerful, he's either gotta accept the light or be driven so far into the dark that there's no way out, which Vader proved to be very difficult, as he turned at the last before he died.

Rey, though. Goddamn. I want more development of these characters.

rogue one better be better than this jar jar tier "comedy"

JAR JAR COMEDY? You dont mess with Darth Plagueis

mfw jar jar is darth plagueis