Autism

Sewallman

>Just getting off work, belly moaning
>Stop at a gas station to get some soda and food
>Grab two, two liters of Mountain Dew, put them on the counter
>Tell the female clerk not to touch my jugs until I'm ready
>She makes an uninterested awkward sounding laugh
>I go and grab a burger and nuts and return to the counter
>"Tell you what, you can touch my jugs if you touch my meat and nuts."
>Now, I've never actually seen a person physically face palm.. Until tonight.

Autism. >Just getting off work, belly moaning >Stop at a gas station to get some soda and food >Grab two, two liters of Mountain Dew, put them on the c

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#8 - squeakymattress (05/02/2015) [-]

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#2 - letrollzor (05/02/2015) [-]

Love ya man but what the **** Who drinks 4 liters of dew anyways

#57 to #2 - flutterkyu (05/03/2015) [-]

Well, the 1 liter bottle is $1.69 at my store.... and the 1.5 liter bottle is $0.99... Shouldn't the choice be obvious?

#3 to #2 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]

I drink about 4 liters of dew a day, I bring a two liter with me during my day job and a two liter with me during my night job.

I only get about 4 hours of sleep a night, I need something to keep my heart beating and diabeeting.

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#4 to #3 - letrollzor (05/02/2015) [-]

Dude how thew **** you still alive?

#5 to #4 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]

You remember how dew got in trouble recently about the mouse in the can? Then they said that the acidity of the dew would have turned it to goo?

I suspect that my insides look like silly goop.

#6 to #5 - letrollzor (05/02/2015) [-]

Damn son

#56 to #3 - darksideofthebeast (05/03/2015) [-]

why not just take the rail way to Ritaly?

#46 to #3 - loopymoomoo (05/03/2015) [-]

jesus **** i drink like two liters a month how are you still breathing

#32 to #3 - EdwardNigma

(05/03/2015) [-]

Mate, what the **** .

#34 to #32 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]

Well, energy drinks are more expensive and won't last 12 hours of work.

#35 to #34 - EdwardNigma

(05/03/2015) [-]

Try cocaine.

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#7 - theycallmesatan (05/02/2015) [-]

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#10 - sladee (05/02/2015) [-]

Son, you've got a way to fall

#17 to #10 - pinkamenavirus (05/02/2015) [-]

Yeeeeessss.

#31 to #17 - syshusky (05/03/2015) [-]

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#30 - OtisMcWonderful ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]

You laugh, but at least he managed to actually talk to her. Some of you ***** can't even get that far.

#36 to #30 - chiefsolidcawk (05/03/2015) [-]

For real tho... all you have to do is try, its trial and error.

#37 to #36 - OtisMcWonderful ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]

Yeah. They're just people. Don't try to put them on some pedestal and you'll be fine.

I'm a fairly social person, at least when compared to others here, so I don't really get how people can just freeze up and have nothing to say. That isn't to say that I don't have moments where my spaghetti is bursting at the seams, but I can at least manage to say something that isn't full autismo.

#41 to #37 - sinonyx ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]

but what if you're really skilled at makings busts of people?

#38 to #37 - chiefsolidcawk (05/03/2015) [-]

Same here, but it did take me awhile to come out of my shell and ill be 23 here in a couple days lol, but i got better just keep trying.

#53 to #30 - ohpee (05/03/2015) [-]

well, **** .

#33 to #30 - EdwardNigma

(05/03/2015) [-]

And the world should be thankful for that.

#21 - imnotacleaverman (05/03/2015) [-]

"Autism or Aspergers"? Aspergers is a type of Autism?

#22 to #21 - anon (05/03/2015) [-]

My bosses daughter had legit aspergers.
Without googling it to double check, i'm pretty sure it's high-range autism.
Like, legit retarded. That girl always made me feel awkward being near her.

#23 to #22 - imnotacleaverman (05/03/2015) [-]

I have Aspergers too. Luckily my doctor diagnosed me around age 5 so I've had some good years to hide some of the social problems. Though I must admit I do not hide them well a lot of times.

#28 to #23 - unfairlybanned (05/03/2015) [-]

I know a guy that has asperger's

He's my friend

Needless to say, he's socially inept.

But he's a pretty cool guy.

#59 to #28 - lawxplain (05/03/2015) [-]

There's a guy in my Comm class who has aspergers. He basically doesn't know when to stop talking and nearly got his **** slapped by the stereotypical fat black chick every class has

#25 to #21 - manter (05/03/2015) [-]

It's a type of Autism

#27 to #21 - Zanchoff (05/03/2015) [-]

It was once thought of as separate from autism, but in recent years it was reclassified as a type of autism, having more to do with the social aspect. It doesn't actually say much about severity, but people assume that Asberger's is more severe because it manifests itself socially.

#45 to #21 - loopymoomoo (05/03/2015) [-]

you've been here long enough to understand that we only use one emoji god ******* damn it

#60 to #45 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]

**** you, I clicked it.. It woke up my kids.

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#11 - lolwtfbbqryan (05/02/2015) [-]

arent you ******* married?

#12 to #11 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]

And autistic.

#13 to #12 - lolwtfbbqryan (05/02/2015) [-]

so
why would you hit on chicks at a gas station

you have kids man

#14 to #13 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]

I wasn't trying to, the girl was boulder in shape.
Reminded me of a poorly made pokemon.

I even told my wife about it and she laughed.

#15 to #14 - lolwtfbbqryan (05/02/2015) [-]

#55 to #15 - hamidabuddy (05/03/2015) [-]

If the wife is down, then its all good bro!

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#16 - heilhotwheels (05/02/2015) [-]

Wow
Just wow

#42 - anon (05/03/2015) [-]

That's not autism. That's alpha as **** .

#58 - tazze (05/03/2015) [-]

god dammit guys

#54 - gilgameshxplains (05/03/2015) [-]

#51 - deviousluchador ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]

How many vaccines did you inject at work? jesus christ m80.

#50 - falloutsurvivor (05/03/2015) [-]

**falloutsurvivor rolled user sirfurnace ** has boobs that squirt mountain dew

#47 - trogdorrules (05/03/2015) [-]

Then he went home to play Gran Autismo 7

#43 - invshika (05/03/2015) [-]

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**invshika rolled image** I don't know about yall but if I did something that retarded I sure as hell wouldn't post it on the internet