>chick i like invites me to her house for her birthday
>walk up to her house feeling all boss
>greetings and all that
>walk inside start taking off my shoes
>my sock has a hole the size of a lightbulb on it
>start sweating, spaghetti
>"oh god, ****..."
>"what's wrong klina?"
>"I uh.. I um..."
>"I gotta go back to my place real quick, I'll be back.."
>"why what's the matter?"
>autism kicks in
>"I uh.. I forgot my weird fetish porn on my pc without turning it off, I gotta go close it."
>"oh... i see..."
>spaghetti all over the floor
needless to say, I didn't get anything that night