Of course, can't miss out on the boys choir.

No, I'm working. In fact, I have to go back in 5 minutes.

On a Sunday?

I pity you.

To make it worse, I'm forced to work with this Spanish kiddo.

I will fucking strangle him. He was late, he doesn't do shit, I will honestly grab a spade from the gardener guy's wheelbarrow and fucking beat the stupid kid to death one day.

You should sell his organs on the internet.

He's a scrawny little shit.
Also, I'm finally done.
Now I need a bath and bleach to cleanse myself and my mind.

Of course I did! not

I used to go to church. Now that I live in the Bible Belt in Georgia, going to church is more of an image thing rather than a religious thing and I would rather not go than see a bunch of people that are mean to me and my family on a regular basis suddenly acting super nice because they're in God's castle.

The last time I actively went to church was when I was around 6 or 7.

I remember losing a tooth during service on Christmas.

Nope. I was burning like a fire gone wild on Saturday so I couldn't.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHHLHGNpCSA

No because I'm a hedonistic cock slut.