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#2 - theroflcer ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
User avatar #44 to #2 - rubusguy (01/03/2016) [-]
Me sides
#3 to #2 - theroflcer ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
User avatar #40 to #3 - Mesmus (01/03/2016) [-]
i ****** love this ice cream

had one the other day too
#26 - hilosxx (01/03/2016) [-]
Drongo - foreigner
Servo - Gas / Petrol station
Bottle - O - Off licence
Grog - Alcohol
User avatar #42 to #26 - grandmabetty (01/03/2016) [-]
My favourite is "derro". Bit like our version of "pikey"
#27 to #26 - titsbro (01/03/2016) [-]
Drongo means idiot.
User avatar #29 to #27 - redbannerman (01/03/2016) [-]
Oh, so now you're calling foreigners idiots? xenophobic asshole.
User avatar #61 to #29 - hilosxx (01/03/2016) [-]
oh **** what did i start
User avatar #28 to #27 - hilosxx (01/03/2016) [-]
thank you
#15 - blueboysixnine (01/03/2016) [-]
From what i hear of you murrikans you call it "micky-Ds" which is just way too many syllables for us. Maccas is the superior nickname
#24 to #15 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
As an american, I never liked people that called it "micky-Ds" It's mcdonalds you ********* . . It also bothered me a bit when they called that sewage food as well but thats another story.
#25 to #15 - chalupabatman ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
McBeans, McDanks, or McDouglas is the commonly accepted names in our house.
User avatar #35 to #15 - feelythefeel (01/03/2016) [-]
We use Mc.Dick's around here jokingly, but it's usually just the full name.
User avatar #51 to #35 - aadenoto (01/03/2016) [-]
Same here. Where are you from?
User avatar #55 to #51 - feelythefeel (01/03/2016) [-]
Canada.
User avatar #67 to #55 - aadenoto (01/04/2016) [-]
Same. I guess it's a Canada thing.
User avatar #38 to #15 - kanduhuskedetder ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
"Mecces" inGermany.
"Maccen" in Denmark.
#52 to #38 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
Another german name for McDonalds is "McDoof". "doof" is one of the many german words that translate to "stupid, dumb".
User avatar #54 to #52 - kanduhuskedetder ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Jup, can confirm.
User avatar #18 to #15 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Some people call it that, but the full name is more common.
User avatar #22 to #15 - putinlover (01/03/2016) [-]
***** , we call it just "Mac" here
User avatar #20 to #15 - praemium (01/03/2016) [-]
It sounds dangerously close to Mecca. I'd say it is another Zionist plot to islamize Australia.
#64 to #20 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
>Zionist
>Islamize
???
#21 - canadadan (01/03/2016) [-]
I want a recording of a Boston native talking to an Australian and see if they can understand each other's broken english
#30 to #21 - mwhighlander (01/03/2016) [-]
Been there, done that.

(as a Bostonian, I ******* love girls with Australian accents)


Oh... and uhh... "Wicked pissah"
User avatar #36 to #21 - kinginthenorthh ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
You don't know broken english until you've been to Newfoundland.
#43 - Minnesota (01/03/2016) [-]
You think Aussie is difficult to understand? Try true Scot.
User avatar #48 to #43 - unladenswallow (01/03/2016) [-]
It's like Scotland pre-built their language in anticipation of the autism wave.
User avatar #47 to #43 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
what the **** was that
#49 to #47 - Minnesota (01/03/2016) [-]
It's true Scot. Can't you read?
#37 - kadish (01/03/2016) [-]
Grog was the most popular pirate beverage in the Tri-Island Area. It was also one of the most caustic, volatile substances known to man. It is made of "a secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: Kerosene, Propylene Glycol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulfuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Battery Acid, red dye#2, Scumm, Axle grease and/or pepperoni".
User avatar #41 to #37 - carneymaster ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
i like that pepperoni can be substituted for axle grease or just be added to it.
User avatar #45 - peezle (01/03/2016) [-]
Grog is alcohol. Even I know that.
User avatar #46 to #45 - dreygur (01/03/2016) [-]
Even I don't, so thanks
#39 - Mesmus (01/03/2016) [-]
i thought the maccas slang came from america
User avatar #60 to #39 - bodeejus ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
I have only heard Americans say McD's or MickeyD's
#34 - rollingpicture (01/03/2016) [-]
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Grog is a type of alcohol... Like rum, or spirits.

Rum is translated to the same name as "room" in norwegian (rom), and when I saw a movie starting with a sailor that drank too much rum and the doc told him to stop, I thought they meant that he drank entire rooms, or entire rooms filled with alcohol and it was about as confusing as it sounds.
User avatar #8 - gayboard (01/03/2016) [-]
Grog is beer, right?
User avatar #9 to #8 - crustypizza ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
In Australia/New Zealand, its usually any form of alcoholic beverage (but yes its mainly to refer to beer)
User avatar #14 to #8 - splendiddust (01/03/2016) [-]
beer, liqour, goon, cider whatever.
User avatar #10 to #8 - lordsaucy (01/03/2016) [-]
Grog is dirty water with enough rum in it to sanitize it.
But given the context I'd say it's probably beer in Australia.
#57 - abomii (01/03/2016) [-]
Grog. Learning anytime on FJ
User avatar #16 - cysco (01/03/2016) [-]
in germany we call it mecces, too.. it's not the official name. i dont know where it comes from. we also call it mcdonalds sometimes..
User avatar #19 to #16 - ljxjlos (01/03/2016) [-]
"Zur goldenen Möwe"
#69 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
I remember a german backpacker getting drunk with me and my friends, he was amazed that we had a drive through bottle-o

was a little worried when he grabbed a knife to destroy an eminem cd, was hoping he wasn't going to get all crazy and start getting stabby
#66 - fazbear (01/03/2016) [-]
I only know the word grog because of FNaF comics.
User avatar #65 - kevinator ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Meanwhile I just call mine Mc-Doh
User avatar #63 - derpthefifth (01/03/2016) [-]
I get that it's weird, but honestly if you can understand contextual speech, accept that it's exactly what it sounds like (firewhirls) and you know grog is (or at least was) a kind of alcohol it's not so strange really.... Not anywhere near as bad as trying to understand a Scotsman talk anyway, now there's some people who really don't ******* make sense.
User avatar #62 - nanako (01/03/2016) [-]
grog is an old british navy thing, it's basically just rum and water. in a 1:8 ratio if i recall
#58 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
in Aus, we aim to shorten everything to 6 letters or less. Mcdonalds is too long, so BIG M, or MACCAS. Kentucky Fried Chicken is called KFC.

Servo stands for "Service station", which is the old name for where you go to get your car serviced, maintained, tyres, fuel, check tyre pressure. Noone really uses the "Service station" word anymore, really too old school. If you say service station to someone in Aus, we are just gonna look at you like you are some kind of retard.

Its the same with names. If you visit aus, and your name is Jennifer, or Benjamin, your going to have to accept Jenny, or Ben.
#68 to #58 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
Aussie here

who the **** calls McDonalds Big M? also Kentucky Fried Chicken is referred to as KFC pretty much everywhere

seriously though Big ******* M?! "hey guys lets go get some Big M" lol
#56 - meaux (01/03/2016) [-]
Isn't grog the stuff you poison is shadow of mordor?
#59 to #56 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
but alcohol is poison.
User avatar #53 - skulldan ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
skeletorexplain they are talking ****
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