Australia. . There seems to be this misconception that spiders are the scariest things in Australia, i am here to explain why that is wrong and you have a phobi Australia There seems to be this misconception that spiders are the scariest things in i am here explain why is wrong and you have a phobi
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There seems to be this misconception
that spiders are the scariest things in
Australia, i am here to explain why that
is wrong and you have a phobia of the
wrong animal.
See this big '
bad guy? Yeah
not dangerous
at all, hardly
even
venomous.
See that bad arse looking mofo sitting
there acting like a god? That is because
in the insect world they are like fucking
spartans, you can step on one of these
fuckers and it will just brush it off and
keep attacking not to mention,,
all his !
Bull ants live in colonies of and
will protect it with their lives, they have
excellent vision meaning they can see
you before you see them and before
you know it you have half a colony of
these fuckers on you, not so bad right
just ants yeah?
See that stinger? It does what you think it
does, It jabs the fuck into things.
not just once either, these are not bees
we are dealing with here, these fuckers
can stab you with that nasty thing pretty
much as many times as they want to.
Turns out they are pretty big as well,
and the venom they have is pretty
fucking potent, these cunts are
recognised as the most dangerous ant
by GWR for a reason, Not only does it
feel like dipping your hand in boiling
lead from a single sting, it is potent
enough to cause anaphylactic shock in
some cases from a single sting,
imagine your odds against more than
one of them stinging you 20 times.
Oh,,, and did i mention some of them fly?
This is why Australian' s can deal with
big arse spiders, turns out we have
bigger fucking problems to worry about.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#12 - theshade
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(06/27/2014) [-]
Sorry Austrailia  Not sorry
Sorry Austrailia Not sorry
#31 to #12 - insanefreak
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GDI completely misfired that thing.
#47 to #12 - artyomthebadass
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(06/27/2014) [-]
You damn fool! You just destroyed the wrong hemisphere
You damn fool! You just destroyed the wrong hemisphere
#81 to #12 - anonasuser
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(06/28/2014) [-]
it's dirty work, but someone had to do it.
thank you for your service to our planet.
User avatar #119 to #12 - keltainenlumi
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Hah. The cloud looks like a dick.
#69 to #12 - padorak
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(06/28/2014) [-]
try the better quality version
try the better quality version
User avatar #46 to #12 - iamtheballsack
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(06/27/2014) [-]
holy ****, what's the sauce on that gif?

that's ******* awesome
User avatar #53 to #46 - fuckingtrolls
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(06/28/2014) [-]
C&C3 Ion cannon on Temple Prime
User avatar #52 to #46 - cunilinguist
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Reverse search is telling me that it's C&C3 (Command & Conquer 3)
User avatar #3 - jaevel
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(06/27/2014) [-]
Makes me glad I live in a cold country like Norway!
#112 to #3 - anon id: 65521385
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(06/28/2014) [-]
these adorable furballs are literally the most dangerous animal in iceland,
we don't really have any dangerous animals, just volcanoes and avalanches and such
User avatar #96 to #3 - camzore
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(06/28/2014) [-]
It's currently 5 degrees Celsius in Victoria (southern Australia) , not very hot if you ask me.
User avatar #157 to #96 - burgerfart
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(06/28/2014) [-]
It snowed yesterday in Oslo Norway. And its suppose to be around 20 degres celsius.. Sooo.. I dunno
#192 to #157 - camzore
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I'm not sure if you're calling ******** on me or you are complaining about your countries weather prediction (I'm terrible at figuring out this stuff), either way here's proof. Fortunately it warmed up a bit.
#193 to #192 - burgerfart
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User avatar #194 to #193 - burgerfart
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And yes.. kinda complaining.. Supposed to have summer.. And this **** happends.. :p
#42 to #3 - royalunicorn
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(06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, but don't you worry about trolls?
User avatar #55 to #42 - nagafever
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(06/28/2014) [-]
That's why we sleep during the day
User avatar #71 to #42 - commandersandwich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
We gladly spend each and every day beating up trolls and wrestling bears, happy to avoid those ******* creepy bugs
#13 - azroth
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(06/27/2014) [-]
LEEERROOOYYYY
LEEERROOOYYYY
#61 to #13 - anon id: b26c9038
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#160 to #61 - hybridxproject
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Jesus i ******* cringed when tore that spider apart.
Jesus i ******* cringed when tore that spider apart.
User avatar #200 to #13 - hattheifbatman
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(06/28/2014) [-]
At first I thought op lied to me , but then I realized this isn't the spiders hood
#127 to #13 - endorphinsrage
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Hi
#137 to #13 - shrolen
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I think this is about as close as anything can get to Dark Souls in real life.
User avatar #144 to #13 - jimydark
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(06/28/2014) [-]
The spider dies
#28 to #13 - Zacman
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#7 - tacotrainone
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(06/27/2014) [-]
ive used this more times than i can count over the past few days
User avatar #134 to #7 - garymotherfingoak
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(06/28/2014) [-]
tfwnomorehalo
User avatar #169 to #134 - tornadomad
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(06/28/2014) [-]
There's a collection of remastered Halo games all with rebooted Multiplayer coming out this November, and Halo 5 next September or November. Then we have Halo 6, and possibly something further than that. There is much more Halo.
User avatar #201 to #7 - hattheifbatman
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Just glass australia
Let's try to evacuate the humans first, they can't be deadly
User avatar #1 - bestfoxgirl
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(06/27/2014) [-]
N O P E
#78 to #1 - anon id: 714df09f
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(06/28/2014) [-]
spoiler: NOPE
#15 - doctorhitmarker
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(06/27/2014) [-]
This is why I like living in England, the most threatening thing round here is the cows
#49 to #15 - shadowgandalf
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Like thats any better...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=76g8O-qhG3k
User avatar #60 to #15 - lordtriggs
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same

although there was that BS scare mongering that got started down south with theFalse widow spider
User avatar #91 to #15 - symmiie
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(06/28/2014) [-]
It's def not your soccer team anyone has to worry about.
User avatar #183 to #91 - themexicanpwner
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(06/28/2014) [-]
"soccer" oh god the cringe is real.
User avatar #195 to #183 - symmiie
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You're an idiot if "soccer" makes you cringe. Different countries have different names for what they do. Deal with it.
User avatar #196 to #195 - themexicanpwner
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(06/28/2014) [-]
You're retarded, and slightly autistic.
#149 to #15 - anon id: 4dd4d9e4
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(06/28/2014) [-]
No Terrorist problem in England or anything.
User avatar #189 to #149 - lolzordz
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(06/28/2014) [-]
there really isnt
User avatar #108 to #15 - asongulol
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(06/28/2014) [-]
what about kebabs?
#20 - itstuesday
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(06/27/2014) [-]
Dipping your hands in lead isn't that bad
Dipping your hands in lead isn't that bad
#151 to #20 - anon id: fd4478b9
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(06/28/2014) [-]
THANK YOU
User avatar #140 to #20 - evilruck
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Only if they're wet leidenfrost effect
User avatar #181 to #140 - ianistheman
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Cos the water vapour protects your hand for that moment right?
User avatar #203 to #181 - evilruck
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yup but only for a moment ,before the water boil out
#22 to #20 - inept
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#8 - biscuitsunited
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Just like to inform you, that flying ants are either queens or males.   
They are both produced at the same time and fly out of the colony, the breeding pair will be able to establish a new colony miles from the original.   
   
This is how we get ant's Cyril.
Just like to inform you, that flying ants are either queens or males.
They are both produced at the same time and fly out of the colony, the breeding pair will be able to establish a new colony miles from the original.

This is how we get ant's Cyril.
#171 to #8 - tornadomad
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#51 to #8 - thecrakasmaker
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#6 - leebobo
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(06/27/2014) [-]
don't have nothing on the giant australian scuba wasp. they swim up the toilet and sting you in the privates.
User avatar #136 to #6 - hazardpay
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(06/28/2014) [-]
. . . Are you ******* serious? ******* toilet wasps?! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY INCARNTIONS OF MY ONE ******* FEAR THAT DESTROY EVERY FEELING OF SECURITY I OWN?!
User avatar #95 to #6 - mrtwilightsparkle
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(06/28/2014) [-]
And I was just about to go take a ****.
#5 - konradkurze
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