Australia. . There seems to be this misconception that spiders are the scariest things in Australia, i am here to explain why that is wrong and you have a phobi
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Australia

There seems to be this misconception
that spiders are the scariest things in
Australia, i am here to explain why that
is wrong and you have a phobia of the
wrong animal.
See this big '
bad guy? Yeah
not dangerous
at all, hardly
even
venomous.
See that bad arse looking mofo sitting
there acting like a god? That is because
in the insect world they are like *******
spartans, you can step on one of these
******* and it will just brush it off and
keep attacking not to mention,,
all his !
Bull ants live in colonies of and
will protect it with their lives, they have
excellent vision meaning they can see
you before you see them and before
you know it you have half a colony of
these ******* on you, not so bad right
just ants yeah?
See that stinger? It does what you think it
does, It jabs the **** into things.
not just once either, these are not bees
we are dealing with here, these *******
can stab you with that nasty thing pretty
much as many times as they want to.
Turns out they are pretty big as well,
and the venom they have is pretty
******* potent, these cunts are
recognised as the most dangerous ant
by GWR for a reason, Not only does it
feel like dipping your hand in boiling
lead from a single sting, it is potent
enough to cause anaphylactic shock in
some cases from a single sting,
imagine your odds against more than
one of them stinging you 20 times.
Oh,,, and did i mention some of them fly?
This is why Australian' s can deal with
big arse spiders, turns out we have
bigger ******* problems to worry about.
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#12 - theshade (06/27/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Sorry Austrailia  Not sorry
Sorry Austrailia Not sorry
User avatar #3 - jaevel (06/27/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Makes me glad I live in a cold country like Norway!
#13 - azroth (06/27/2014) [+] (7 replies)
LEEERROOOYYYY
LEEERROOOYYYY
#7 - tacotrainone (06/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
ive used this more times than i can count over the past few days
User avatar #1 - bestfoxgirl (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
N O P E
#15 - doctorhitmarker (06/27/2014) [+] (9 replies)
This is why I like living in England, the most threatening thing round here is the cows
#20 - itstuesday (06/27/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Dipping your hands in lead isn't that bad
Dipping your hands in lead isn't that bad
#22 to #20 - inept (06/27/2014) [-]
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#8 - biscuitsunited (06/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Just like to inform you, that flying ants are either queens or males.   
They are both produced at the same time and fly out of the colony, the breeding pair will be able to establish a new colony miles from the original.   
   
This is how we get ant's Cyril.
Just like to inform you, that flying ants are either queens or males.
They are both produced at the same time and fly out of the colony, the breeding pair will be able to establish a new colony miles from the original.

This is how we get ant's Cyril.
#6 - leebobo (06/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
don't have nothing on the giant australian scuba wasp. they swim up the toilet and sting you in the privates.
#131 - flyingassassin (06/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Ive been stung by one   
   
hes not 			*******		 joking when he says it feels like dipping your hand in boiling lead
Ive been stung by one

hes not ******* joking when he says it feels like dipping your hand in boiling lead
#129 - norkas (06/28/2014) [-]
>australia mentioned
>swell with deadly fauna
#25 - timewasters (06/27/2014) [+] (15 replies)
i could literally ******* walk into australian wildlife areas and not give a **** , i really wouldnt be scared if animals came up to me there, if they bite me so what, probably wont hurt that much, ive been told i have tolerance for scary things, guess thats just me though meh :/
#100 - weirddark ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
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#125 - shadowbreech (06/28/2014) [-]
Now I want to visit Australia!
#80 - anonasuser (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#64 - icedmochafrappe (06/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Little did they know, i can fly as well   
   
 nope all the way to heaven
Little did they know, i can fly as well

nope all the way to heaven
#2 - turtlesanta (06/27/2014) [-]
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#120 - kaycie (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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