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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#11 - zebraslap
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how is this funny?
#51 to #11 - padorak
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You're at 0 thumbs. How do you feel right now knowing you failed your heritage of faggotry.
#12 to #11 - psychoticcaleb
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How is that picture relevant?
How is that picture relevant?
User avatar #24 to #12 - drachma
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It's a neg level account. Thumb it to 0 and move along people.
#69 to #12 - anon id: cedcb78d
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Its not, its an impostor trying to smear the fandom, isnt it obvious that people do this?
User avatar #68 to #12 - timmity
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the espression, and **** you for **** ponies
#13 to #12 - zebraslap
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lol gen 1 fag
lol gen 1 fag
User avatar #14 to #13 - psychoticcaleb
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I like all generations though....
User avatar #15 to #14 - zebraslap
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not in your'e gif
#64 to #15 - illusiveshade **User deleted account**
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It is your, as in possession.   
As your'e is actually you are just pulled together into one, single word.   
- Yours truly   
Grammar Nazi   
 One of the friendly around
It is your, as in possession.
As your'e is actually you are just pulled together into one, single word.
- Yours truly
Grammar Nazi
One of the friendly around
User avatar #16 to #15 - psychoticcaleb
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Wait,we were talking about pokemon right?
User avatar #17 to #16 - zebraslap
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u r dumb
User avatar #52 to #17 - kokkodellrrisch
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And you're a ******* faggot.
#18 to #17 - psychoticcaleb
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So dumb.You don't even know how dumb I 
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		living thing in this or any dimension can comprehend my stupidity.I am the god of stupid.DURRRRR
So dumb.You don't even know how dumb I You need to login to view this link living thing in this or any dimension can comprehend my stupidity.I am the god of stupid.DURRRRR
User avatar #19 to #18 - zebraslap
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ok
User avatar #20 to #19 - psychoticcaleb
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No sir you don't understand,I am a complete and total moron.I am the stupidest piece of **** on this or any planet.It's all because you called me dumb.I must thank you,for you allowed me to become the god of stupidity.THANK YOU
User avatar #36 to #20 - cosmicapprentice
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See how good it worked? he only said "Ok", I interpret it as "Well I think it's time to stop "trolling" for today"
#57 to #19 - padorak
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You seem to be upset zebraslap, but that's ok. The era of the troll is now over.
#6 - orangepikmin
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Just beat the system.
#21 to #6 - appleisland
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You flew to australia to take a pic to a joke?
You flew to australia to take a pic to a joke?
#9 - apylon
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the joke isn't about Australia, it's people that might be so stupid that they tip the cup upside down with liquid still in it. Captain Obvious signing off.
#22 - TwiztidNinja
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You people misunderstand...    
that is a level 1 spider containment unit designed to teach children how to survive in Australia.
You people misunderstand...
that is a level 1 spider containment unit designed to teach children how to survive in Australia.
#23 to #22 - cjasper
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#25 to #23 - TwiztidNinja
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Where do you live?
A city?

You have obviously never been to the country...
Snakes ******* everywhere not fun snakes either we have 7 of the worlds 10 most poisonous just in Victoria, centipedes the size of your forearm, kangaroo's don't be ******* fooled kangaroo's are dangerous cunt, those ******* can and will quite literally disembowel you, these ain't the pets you see at nature reserves. what am i forgetting? right spiders.. that are 7 times more venomous than black widows.. oh and the ants that can quite literally kill a person, yeah they are not ******* everywhere either.

Seriously do people expect to live in the middle of suburbia and experience Australia or something?

Take it from someone who actually knows and respects this country, Australia is a ******* dangerous place, people who don't respect that fact normally die from stupidity.
User avatar #27 to #25 - HypomanDan
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We found a 2 foot long baby eastern brown a few weeks ago in one of our mice cages. it had eaten two mice so it looked like a keelback at first. Australia, a beautiful but dangerous place to live if you don't respect it
User avatar #29 to #27 - TwiztidNinja
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I walked out my front door one morning (Mind you i live beside a nature reserve) to find 7 baby tigers crawl from under my mat when i stood on it, only found 4 of them that summer No im not a douche i catch them and let them go in the bush so there are 3 2-5ft long tigers roaming around my house this summer, last summer i am fairly sure their mum is the one that got my fox terrier.
User avatar #30 to #29 - HypomanDan
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We usually just find a lot of brown snakes, I can't remember seeing many tigers here. We also have 2 or 3 decent sized red bellies that stay close to the house
User avatar #31 to #30 - TwiztidNinja
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Release blue tongue lizards (the big two headed looking ******* if you can find one) and release it in your garden, should get rid of the red bellies.
User avatar #32 to #31 - HypomanDan
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Why the hell would you want to get rid of red bellies? the are shy, and don't attack unless provoked. And being cannibalistic they keep the brown's down. They are good snakes to have around
User avatar #34 to #32 - TwiztidNinja
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I do not say worst pain lightly either, i would consider crushing my finger in a cropper to be a 7/10 and the snake bite was a closer to an 11/10
User avatar #33 to #32 - TwiztidNinja
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Only snake i have ever been bitten by, i find myself disliking their presence, was the middle of ******* winter that i got bit too, was in my ******* wood pile the cunt, bit
through a pair of red backs and two pair of work socks. worst pain i have ever felt in my entire life, couldnt get the anti venom because i was in the hospital a few hours late.
Plus i like tiger snakes, they are the bomb diggity when it comes to pest control, no rats around my house.
User avatar #26 to #25 - cjasper
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I live in Melbourne, however I have been pretty far out into central Australia and I am aware of the deadly creatures we have. However they are not as prevalent as you make them out to be, they exist but to an extent I respect my country and that is why I can stand up and say that even thoe we have deadly creatures they will not kill you nor are they dangerous as long as you do not disturb their natural habitat.
User avatar #28 to #26 - TwiztidNinja
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Could you honestly see tourists coming to Australia with that attitude? or any country for that matter?
The tourists need scaring.
#54 to #23 - meuk
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Would you kindly **** off mate? I live in not-Australia and I'm sick of Australians pretending they're not upside down or don't have billions of monster animals.
Would you kindly **** off mate? I live in not-Australia and I'm sick of Australians pretending they're not upside down or don't have billions of monster animals.
#56 to #54 - meuk
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that's right cjasper, delete your comment. that's a good cjasper.
that's right cjasper, delete your comment. that's a good cjasper.
User avatar #37 to #22 - cosmicapprentice
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I wanna see the source of this.
User avatar #38 to #37 - TwiztidNinja
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would you catch this huge spider like that
User avatar #39 to #38 - cosmicapprentice
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Thank you very much mate.
User avatar #40 to #39 - TwiztidNinja
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No wockas cunt.
User avatar #41 to #40 - cosmicapprentice
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Do you know by any chance what species of spider is that? I'm very interested.
#55 to #41 - meuk
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I know it's not the wolf spider? Does this help?
I know it's not the wolf spider? Does this help?
User avatar #74 to #55 - cosmicapprentice
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That's horrifying, but cute.
User avatar #61 to #55 - thelittlemermaid
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I didn't wanna eat today anyway.... you suck
#62 to #61 - meuk
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indeed i do
#42 to #41 - TwiztidNinja
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Huntsman Spider
Pretty sure it is a huntsman, they are harmless, they just run and jump really fast, cool spiders really, ambush predator.
User avatar #43 to #42 - cosmicapprentice
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Cool! there aren't really cool insects/arthropods around my area of the city (I live in Mexico, at a city called Rosarito, it's the next city when you pass Tijuana) just average basement spiders and black widows, one or two wolf spiders from time to time, but they're not very common since they don't really get in the house and they're pretty shy.
User avatar #44 to #43 - TwiztidNinja
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Giant Centipede & Goliath bird-eating spider
Look into the Australian bird eating spider, you will not be disappointed.

We have a lot of cool bugs.
User avatar #47 to #44 - vesblayze
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I have an insanely huge fear of spiders. You have no idea how hard it was for me to watch that video. I couldn't even finish it. 0/10 cannot watch. But have a thumb anyway.
User avatar #45 to #43 - TwiztidNinja
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I should have been an entomologist. ******* love bugs..
#35 to #22 - winstonsexton
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#58 to #22 - barhah
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Comment Picture
#48 - kattbajs
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Why did i read it ******** YAM PO''?
#60 to #48 - manformen
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I read it as ******* "MAY UP ****"
I read it as ******* "MAY UP ****"
User avatar #63 - jbgotswag
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where is the funny?
User avatar #46 - puffysmilexx
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But if you turn it the correct way up, all of the drink will spill...?
User avatar #50 to #46 - xxmemesxx
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thats the point, his fetish is boiling coffee on his balls stop judging him
User avatar #65 to #50 - puffysmilexx
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Fair enough
User avatar #53 - fanfiction
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HA
the ******* making the cup ****** up
lololololol
User avatar #59 to #53 - socialjustice
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Can you not
User avatar #1 - sonicftwxdatheism
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repost 100 % not funny
#2 to #1 - naitsabesh
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This image has expired
Something smells fishy.
User avatar #3 to #2 - QuakinDuck
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WHY DO YOU POINT OUT THAT IT'S BAIT YET PROCEED TO FEED THE TROLL BY COMMENTING
User avatar #4 to #1 - lucianolp
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Shhhh
someone will have a pink name, and it wont be you
User avatar #10 to #1 - babydingo
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keep it at zero
#5 - dameush
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you know under that mug is a giant ******* spider
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