Australia Train Etiquette. A series of likely fake, but nonetheless hilarious advertisements for the Queensland Railway in Australia.. Kim sits peacefully in he aussie australia queensland rail train etiquette
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Australia Train Etiquette

A series of likely fake, but nonetheless hilarious advertisements for the Queensland Railway in Australia.

Kim sits peacefully in her seat. Jlh “A
A black my decides to stand near her,
She quickly clutches her has
That' s racist Kim, you squinty eyed **** .
Train etiquette.
Super simple stuff.
Disabled Paul takes Amy' s
seat, but kindly offers her a spot
on his lap,
Paul' s a seedy cunt.
Train etiquette.
Super simple stuff,
George watches as Paul' s wheel chair
fails to stop and continues to roll onto the
George would do something but knows he
is not allowed past the yellow line
Train etiquette. I,
Super simple stuff,
Poul sees Amy
Your tits are tiny!" Paul says.
Amy can' t hit him bceause he' s a cripple.
Smart thinking Paul,
Train etiquette.
Super simple stu tr.
Jade is a transsexual. gls It'.
She keeps her bag on her lap
to hide her raging erection.
Good thinking Jade.
Roth etiquette.
Super simple staff.
Steve is wasted.
He urinates in his pants
Not all our the train.
on ya. Stays.
Train etiquette.
Super simple stuff.
Sam was thinking ti) s...
of jumping in front of the “"'
oncoming train today.
Then he decided not to.
because it would
people on
their way to work.
Train etiquette.
Super simple stuff.
John sees Mary. A 'la..
John stands up.
Mary sits down.
There were dearly two seats-
John is weird like that.
Train etiquette.
Super simple stuff.
I bet you think Doug stole this bike. a
But he didn' t.
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#2 - include (02/24/2014) [-]
My favourite.
#1 - selkez ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
#7 - samoaspider (02/25/2014) [-]
"On ya, Stevo"
"On ya, Stevo"
User avatar #6 - sadistikal (02/25/2014) [-]
Paul, you gimpy little cunt
User avatar #8 - dancingdoggy ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
I hate when I grab my bag close to me, and the person (or people) around me happen to be people of color... I grab my bag whenever I see people around me, or at least move it to the front and make sure the zipper is closed. But when there are people of color around, I hate feeling like they're going to think I'm doing it because of their skin color.

No, I distrust everyone equally.
#4 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
my names steven,, and im a drunk who does that sometimes.. but never on a train.. in my house.. mostly in my living room[spoiler] sometimes naked [/spoiler] i live with my parents
User avatar #3 - splendiddust (02/25/2014) [-]
literally like the only good thing to come out of my state
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