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#8 - roflstorm (10/15/2015) [-]
#69 to #8 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
For some reason I read 'Farfegblahblahblah' as 'Get *******
#17 - xarlot (10/15/2015) [-]
#6 - zaggystirdust (10/14/2015) [-]
This post literally killed me!
User avatar #22 to #6 - norkasthethird (10/15/2015) [-]
good
#1 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
*außer
User avatar #70 to #1 - Mozzak ONLINE (10/15/2015) [-]
SS = ß
User avatar #44 to #1 - pocoloco (10/15/2015) [-]
ß benutzt man heute fast nicht mehr. Mein Deutsch Professor korrigiert mich ständig, weil ich es imemernoch nutze. Es ist technisch korrekt heutzutage ss statt ß zu nutzen. Wir leben mittlerweile schon in einer Zeit, in der ß als falsch angesehen wird -.- schade ich mag ß
#50 to #44 - inametoasted (10/15/2015) [-]
Let me see if my three years of german has taught me anything    
I think you said:   
   
ß is not commonly used today. My German professor corrected me recently(?), while I still something. It is technically correct to use ss in the place of ß. We think in the mean time that one a side that ß looks weird / bad. -.- sad / that sucks because I like ß.   
   
Please let me know if I had something wrong if you got time
Let me see if my three years of german has taught me anything
I think you said:

ß is not commonly used today. My German professor corrected me recently(?), while I still something. It is technically correct to use ss in the place of ß. We think in the mean time that one a side that ß looks weird / bad. -.- sad / that sucks because I like ß.

Please let me know if I had something wrong if you got time
#56 to #50 - hoeschy (10/15/2015) [-]
Very good. Only some little mistakes:   
   
ß is not commonly used today. My German professor always corrects me, because I still us it. It is technically correct to use ss in the place of ß. We are now already living in a time where ß is regarded as wrong. That sucks because I like ß.   
   
Now you can correct my mistakes
Very good. Only some little mistakes:

ß is not commonly used today. My German professor always corrects me, because I still us it. It is technically correct to use ss in the place of ß. We are now already living in a time where ß is regarded as wrong. That sucks because I like ß.

Now you can correct my mistakes
User avatar #52 to #50 - pocoloco (10/15/2015) [-]
ok here it goes: ß is not commonly used anymore. My german professor corrects me constantly becuase I still use it. Its technically correct these days to use ss instead of ß. We actually Not actually the 100% word to word translation. But its what the sentence means live in a time where ß is seen as erroneous. Sad because i like ß. Not bad man. You translation was quite good. If you had translated the sentence while looking more at the conext you surely would have gotten it right.
User avatar #53 to #52 - inametoasted (10/15/2015) [-]
Thanks man, recently got a 3 Norwegian school system uses 1-6 as grades and 6 being the best. on a test on present perfect tense(?) and realized I have to practice more German
User avatar #54 to #53 - pocoloco (10/15/2015) [-]
Aigh man no problem. Hmm 3 is not so good huh? Its the same system they use here in Switzerland. 4 is the lowest sufficient grade right? Keep up the good work man
User avatar #57 to #54 - inametoasted (10/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, but German class spans over 2 years luckily, so I sitll got a chance Thanks man I will, good luck to you too
User avatar #58 to #57 - pocoloco (10/15/2015) [-]
thx ;)
#59 to #53 - grummligertroll (10/15/2015) [-]
obligatory pop pop
#60 to #59 - inametoasted (10/15/2015) [-]
nuclear throne?
#48 to #44 - firesky (10/15/2015) [-]
Sag deinem Professor er ist ein Volltrottel.
User avatar #51 to #48 - pocoloco (10/15/2015) [-]
Steht sogar in der neue Version vom Duden alter. Er hat schon recht.
#80 to #51 - firesky (10/15/2015) [-]
Hat es aber offensichtlich noch nicht in ihre Onlineversion geschafft.
Mal abgesehen davon, dass der Duden selbst nur ein Wörterbuch eines Verlages ist. Gibt ja alternativ auch Pons.
Für mich als Österreicher zählt sowieso das vom Österreichischen Bundesverlag erheblich mehr.

Es ist auch bescheuert.
Wie erkenne ich beispielsweise dann den Unterschied zwischen "Maße" und "Masse", wenn ich beides mit doppel-s schreibe?
User avatar #81 to #80 - pocoloco (10/15/2015) [-]
Ich finde es ja auch behindert. Es regt mich recht auf. Besonders Schweizer mögen das ss. Einige haben wissen nicht einmal was ß überhaupt ist. Die wollen ih ss mit ihren ganzen Willen durchsetzen.
#83 to #81 - firesky (10/15/2015) [-]
Achso du bist Schweizer. Na gut, "ß" war in der Schweiz und Liechtenstein ja nie wirklich verbreitet im Vergleich zu Deutschland und Österreich.

Und Switzerdütsch hat mit Deutsch auch nicht mehr so viel gemein.

Könnte man also fast als eigenen Sprachstamm betrachten
User avatar #71 to #51 - enslavedyouth (10/15/2015) [-]
Mir egal, was im Duden steht. Ich mag ß und werde es weiterhin nutzen.
User avatar #82 to #71 - pocoloco (10/15/2015) [-]
Joo ich auch. Egal obs mir Abzug gibt oder nicht. Jetzt 2, 3 Wörter pro Seite macht nichts aus.. bei den meisten. Ausser es sind richtige Schwiiiizer dann benoten sie dasß extra schlecht.
User avatar #40 to #1 - LiveDie (10/15/2015) [-]
Я не говорю по-немецки.
User avatar #63 to #40 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (10/15/2015) [-]
Мы не говорим по-русский, товарищ. Вы пишите англиский язык?
User avatar #66 to #63 - LiveDie (10/15/2015) [-]
Да, да. Я тоже говорю по-английски и по-итальянски свободно.
User avatar #68 to #66 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (10/15/2015) [-]
Понятно. Где из? России?
User avatar #79 to #68 - LiveDie (10/15/2015) [-]
Нет. Я - американец. Я учусь в Техаском А и М.
#67 to #66 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
Интересно, а живешь в России или за рубежом?
#47 to #40 - firesky (10/15/2015) [-]
Почему?
#11 to #1 - atomicjojo (10/15/2015) [-]
ummm.... hate to break it to you, but if you don't have that key, its identical to writing two ss's. source.... Ich spreche Deutsch, ich habe für etwa 12 Jahre....?
#27 to #11 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
i hate to break it to you, but you are wrong.
a double S means the vocal before is short as in gasse or piss.
a ß has a long vocal as in gauß or straße or gneißenau.
while it is generally accepted to write SS instead of ß if you lack the means to do so they are not interchangable.
User avatar #34 to #27 - clechyl (10/15/2015) [-]
>not just using ⚡⚡
User avatar #43 to #27 - arreatface (10/15/2015) [-]
from what i've heard, that strange B is being slowly replaced by two s in germany. Doesnt mean you're wrong, just that its a thing changing in the common language.
#45 to #43 - thatginger ONLINE (10/15/2015) [-]
Guess they just cant go without the SS
#30 to #27 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
this
User avatar #14 to #11 - medexplain (10/15/2015) [-]
It's also.. you know...written that with two ss's in the gif...
#31 to #11 - lobozorro (10/15/2015) [-]
I have to correct the second half of your sentence, I am sorry "seit etwa 12 Jahren"
User avatar #29 to #11 - freezek (10/15/2015) [-]
Alt+0223

#37 to #11 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
Alternatively you use "SZ" to show an "ß" if you write all caps as it's a "small" letter. The name of it isn't "Eszett" for no reason.
"ss" is pronounced different. Therefore not every native uses it, even if he has no"ß" available.
Source: I'm a native speaker.
#38 to #37 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
I might add:
It was especially important during the beginning of the Internet as most people couldn't read ß, ä,ö, ü you had to write them different.
And you used "sz" as with "ss" it can cause misunderstandings. For example:
Maße = dimensions
Masse = mass
or
in Maßen = in moderation
in Massen = en masse
With "sz" that doesn't happen
User avatar #23 to #11 - elmuchos (10/15/2015) [-]
you have what for 12 years
#26 to #23 - mikkeldp (10/15/2015) [-]
im pretty sure he said that he has been speaking german for 12 years, and there by implying that he is in fact, 12 years old
User avatar #35 to #26 - logiblack (10/15/2015) [-]
2 possibilities here:

1. He acidentally his sentence.
He forgot to write 'gelernt' in which case his german is right and he would say that he learned german for 12 years. Which implies he's rather someone who studied it.

2. He meant what he wrote.
In that case he ****** his sentence up and meant to say that he speaks german for about 12 years now. Which would also imply that he studied it, but now apparently lost somewhat of his skill.

I like the take you have on this, but I'm afraid this is not the case.
#39 to #35 - mikkeldp (10/15/2015) [-]
Is anything really the case if there is no case?
User avatar #2 to #1 - evilhomer [OP](10/14/2015) [-]
No, you can't invade Poland
#3 to #2 - kristovsky (10/14/2015) [-]
Says du
#75 to #3 - enslavedyouth (10/15/2015) [-]
*Sagst du.

Wenn schon, denn schon.
User avatar #84 to #75 - kristovsky (10/16/2015) [-]
It's polandball speak, it's a mixture of broken english and the native language of the country speaking
#18 to #2 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
>new joke that has been done for the 7th time

hilariousandoriginal.webm

>nazi joke that has been done 48957589 times in the past 5 minutes

most hilarious thing ever
#20 to #18 - fedexman (10/15/2015) [-]
Shut your ******* mouth anon
#76 to #20 - enslavedyouth (10/15/2015) [-]
But he's right.
#21 to #18 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
itstimetostopposting.jpg
#13 - tuhuar (10/15/2015) [-]
More like ausser ******** , amirite?
User avatar #28 - vampired (10/15/2015) [-]
So brutal it had to change to german captions
#10 - azzan (10/15/2015) [-]
That's some real final destination **** right there
User avatar #4 - corrosionx (10/14/2015) [-]
Final Destination
#33 - zomaru ONLINE (10/15/2015) [-]
******* christ, just imagine the blood splatter.
User avatar #19 - Leadteeth (10/15/2015) [-]
Farfegnugen'd
User avatar #46 - Sinrik (10/15/2015) [-]
thats some final destination level ****
User avatar #42 - temporalguardian (10/15/2015) [-]
More like ausser ge-rekt
User avatar #64 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (10/15/2015) [-]
**** . Can you imagine the aftermath of this if it happened in real life? Dude's torso would be like ground beef.
#74 to #64 - arolexion (10/15/2015) [-]
Why was the beef grounded though? Did it behave bad?
#41 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (10/15/2015) [-]
Three days later in front of hospital..
#24 - trolololer (10/15/2015) [-]
**trolololer used "*roll picture*"**
**trolololer rolled image** that was ******* BRUTAL
#25 to #24 - trolololer (10/15/2015) [-]
**trolololer used "*roll picture*"**
**trolololer rolled image** hahaha what the **** and I get this kettle in my roll ****** hell lol
#77 - dumbasshunter (10/15/2015) [-]
i dunno why, but when people die in ways like this, i feel so satisfied. just...like in really, horrifically brutal and unimaginably specific or unlikely ways. Usually it's just the moment of "oh 			****		" when it happens.    
   
it's like the reverse version of pulling some Ubermench style ninja 			****		 to catch something you have just dropped, only you somehow end up with your face somehow being smashed into the back of your head.
i dunno why, but when people die in ways like this, i feel so satisfied. just...like in really, horrifically brutal and unimaginably specific or unlikely ways. Usually it's just the moment of "oh **** " when it happens.

it's like the reverse version of pulling some Ubermench style ninja **** to catch something you have just dropped, only you somehow end up with your face somehow being smashed into the back of your head.

#73 - arolexion (10/15/2015) [-]
"At that moment Hans had known.. he ****** up"
User avatar #65 - fadetometallica (10/15/2015) [-]
Fukken gefrekt
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