Aunt May. Is kind of a badass.. Sadly, the Chameleon did not, in fact, die. Aunt May put sleeping pills and almond extract in the cookies, not actual poison. She's just with him. Spiderman
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#25 - BiggieFoot (07/09/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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Source: Civil War, Marvel Comics crosssover
User avatar #24 - revanmal (07/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Sadly, the Chameleon did not, in fact, die. Aunt May put sleeping pills and almond extract in the cookies, not actual poison. She's just ******* with him.
#6 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Well... Dang.
Well... Dang.
#8 - samxdaxman (07/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I thought she was the ******* Joker at first...

Hell, she might as well be.
#33 - theguywhoaskswhy (07/09/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Both Aunt May and Alfred are total badasses
Forgot to upload the picture the first time :/
#20 - anonexplains (07/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
arsenic doesn't taste like almonds, cyanide does
#27 to #23 - angelusprimus (07/09/2014) [-]
My ex.
#13 - CaptainLogs (07/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
and then there was that one comic that said " **** it aunt may is now peter's real mom"
#73 - cupotruth ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Holy dick on a toaster Aunt May is one bad momma jamma
#51 - brothergrimm (07/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
This comic reminds me of my Nanna. this little old lady once beat down a mugger with a metal trash lid, stomped him in the nuts and called him a bitch. i love my Nanna
This comic reminds me of my Nanna. this little old lady once beat down a mugger with a metal trash lid, stomped him in the nuts and called him a bitch. i love my Nanna
User avatar #45 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
She just outbadassed half the marvel universe.
#49 - krayon (07/09/2014) [+] (8 replies)
#97 - greyshirt (07/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Ain't no one mess with granny auntie.
Ain't no one mess with granny auntie.
#101 to #100 - greyshirt (07/09/2014) [-]
Huh, didn't notice that.
#68 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
>When Spiderman returns home
#15 - bakinboy ONLINE (07/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
*******					 badass
******* badass
User avatar #69 - anomorphous (07/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Cyanide smells/tastes like almonds. Arsenic is taste and odorless. Still a ******* badass.
User avatar #84 to #69 - Alchemyst (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh well, in her old age, she probably reached for the arsenic while she was cooking and grabbed the cyanide by mistake. Sometimes she can be so clumsy, the old biddy.
User avatar #35 - preacherQ ONLINE (07/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Where in the hell does a little old lady find a lethal does of arsenic?
#38 to #35 - pettdavids (07/09/2014) [-]
Somewhere around the places one acquires superhuman powers from radioactive spiders
#1 - friendlycommunist ONLINE (07/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#14 - dnavarre (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm reading the early issues (at about 55 now) and damn Aunt May is so annoying..."You're so delicate, Peter, you can't be outside for more than 5 minutes a day or else you'll catch malaria or cancer or something. Don't forget to wear your coat to bed, you might catch a chill."

(pic is a panel from Amazing Spider-Man Annual 4)
User avatar #83 - slugnugget (07/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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She handcuffs him to her bed and takes off her clothes.

She whips him until he reluctantly submits to her sexual will.

She forces him to take part in many of her old woman kinky fetishes.

For example she makes Chameleon alter his appearance to resemble the late great Uncle Ben.

Aunt may rides Chameleon until his tragic demise from sexual exhaustion.

Peter never finds out any of this.
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