If something is wrong, blame the schools. If that doesn't work, blame the parents. After that, say **** it and go back to FJ. I would say to go enjoy life. But we both know no one has a life on this site.
A day is eternity in hell. Also all comics exist in a temporal time anomaly which is why Calvin is 6 when he should be 16, Charlie Brown is still bald, and Soule has only had her job for a day. Man I wish I had a job.
Except it doesn't. There are infinities that are bigger than other infinities. You learn about it in some 300/400-level math courses (or if you get bored enough to google it.)
It seems like every time FJ gets a new OC poster, they're universally loved (especially when it's a girl, because lonely neckbeards). After a few months however, a lot seem to hate them. Does the FJ community have a bi-monthly menstrual cycle or am I missing something?