At least they tried. . ISM Drops Candy Tu Afghan Children, Kills 51. its satire source: At least they tried ISM Drops Candy Tu Afghan Children Kills 51 its satire source:
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - leanonwut
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(08/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by forsythe
#4 to #1 - asftrooper
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(08/16/2014) [-]
Jesus I thought it was a shop, but finding out that a package of M&Ms turning into a bomb, I don't whether to laugh or be shocked. I feel like a horrible person.
Jesus I thought it was a shop, but finding out that a package of M&Ms turning into a bomb, I don't whether to laugh or be shocked. I feel like a horrible person.
User avatar #6 to #1 - insaneguy
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(08/16/2014) [-]
"Following the press conference, Col. Marshall tried to exit the podium, but tripped and crashed into a group of civilians, killing 9."

I dunno, this looks pretty legit
User avatar #29 to #6 - leanonwut
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(08/24/2014) [-]
You wouldn't believe the amount of people that fall for this stuff.
User avatar #12 - I Am Monkey
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(08/17/2014) [-]
From the article:
The container crashed through the roof of a local school at nearly 100 miles per hour. Upon impact, the force of the rapidly settling candies caused the sides to explode outward, causing what physics professor Dr. Rosella Schwartz described as “essentially a 360 degree anti-personnel mine full of chocolate flechettes.”
#23 to #12 - adr
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(08/17/2014) [-]
It also caused my sides to explode outward
#2 - imadeanaccountforu
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User avatar #18 to #2 - Cobaltsushi
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(08/17/2014) [-]
Thats a marine?
User avatar #28 to #18 - imadeanaccountforu
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(08/17/2014) [-]
even if it was they all look the same with the fleck-tarn.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Digitalphear
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(08/16/2014) [-]
In the Air Force. Can confirm.
#5 to #3 - imadeanaccountforu
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(08/16/2014) [-]
Well... at least the army is a bit Gay-er than you guys...
I mean cmon, they don't even fly planes. ***** das sweet.
User avatar #7 to #5 - Digitalphear
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(08/16/2014) [-]
Well I actually do stuff unlike most of the jobs in the AF.
User avatar #8 to #7 - imadeanaccountforu
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(08/16/2014) [-]
I feel like the airforce is just a place where you lose alot of weight
and gain discipline not really fight or risk your life.
So you know. If ya wanna lose weight Join the Navy cause boats are pretty cool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - Digitalphear
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(08/16/2014) [-]
That's a negative on all the above.
User avatar #10 to #9 - imadeanaccountforu
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(08/16/2014) [-]
buy boats are pretty cool...
User avatar #15 - localbees
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(08/17/2014) [-]
Dude, it's from Duffle Blog.
This is like believing an Onion article.
User avatar #21 - Polomaster
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(08/17/2014) [-]
I can confirm this to be true, we just sent out another shipment yesterday
User avatar #27 - cuttrax
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(08/17/2014) [-]
I guess it was full of... Jaw-breakers
#19 - anon id: 2fd913b0
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(08/17/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Kid's FW
#17 - anon id: bb7d0113
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(08/17/2014) [-]
so would this be death by chocolate
#16 - zourch
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(08/17/2014) [-]
I can't accept this. Its to hard to imagine this as a reality.   
its too ridiculous I don't care if it really happened.
I can't accept this. Its to hard to imagine this as a reality.
its too ridiculous I don't care if it really happened.
User avatar #20 to #16 - theuglypanda
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(08/17/2014) [-]
could you not tell from all of the other comments that this was satire?
pay attention man.

I swear to god if you respond with some ******** excuse saying that you were joking, I will ******* end you
User avatar #22 to #20 - zourch
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(08/17/2014) [-]
****** I already know it happened it just sounds to stupid to stupid to believe
User avatar #26 to #16 - olias
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(08/17/2014) [-]
Because it didn't. DB is the Onion of military news.
User avatar #14 - doctorprofessornv
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(08/17/2014) [-]
You would think this is an example of poor targeting, but from reading the reports it looks like whenever these things malfunction they always miraculously land right on top of children. Spot on aiming, just need to slow the package down.
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