At least they tried. . ISM Drops Candy Tu Afghan Children, Kills 51. its satire source:
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User avatar #1 - leanonwut (08/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #12 - I Am Monkey (08/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
From the article:
The container crashed through the roof of a local school at nearly 100 miles per hour. Upon impact, the force of the rapidly settling candies caused the sides to explode outward, causing what physics professor Dr. Rosella Schwartz described as “essentially a 360 degree anti-personnel mine full of chocolate flechettes.”
#2 - imadeanaccountforu (08/16/2014) [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #15 - localbees (08/17/2014) [-]
Dude, it's from Duffle Blog.
This is like believing an Onion article.
User avatar #21 - Polomaster (08/17/2014) [-]
I can confirm this to be true, we just sent out another shipment yesterday
User avatar #27 - cuttrax (08/17/2014) [-]
I guess it was full of... Jaw-breakers
User avatar #25 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
I guess they don't like popping candy.
User avatar #24 - recoveryone ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
#19 - anonymous (08/17/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Kid's FW
#17 - anonymous (08/17/2014) [-]
so would this be death by chocolate
#16 - zourch (08/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I can't accept this. Its to hard to imagine this as a reality.   
its too ridiculous I don't care if it really happened.
I can't accept this. Its to hard to imagine this as a reality.
its too ridiculous I don't care if it really happened.
User avatar #14 - doctorprofessornv (08/17/2014) [-]
You would think this is an example of poor targeting, but from reading the reports it looks like whenever these things malfunction they always miraculously land right on top of children. Spot on aiming, just need to slow the package down.
User avatar #11 - gorillabutts (08/16/2014) [-]
"G-Had"
#13 - adrenalinbbq (08/17/2014) [-]
Seems like every strike kills twice the amount of people actually reported.
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