At least he tried to be nice. . New Stories la Luke Healy Some bloke walked up to the counter and said, "Burger and chips, please." Certainly, Sir," I replied.
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At least he tried to be nice

New Stories la
Luke Healy
Some bloke walked up to the counter and
said, "Burger and chips, please."
Certainly, Sir," I replied. "Are you eating
in or taking out?"
Fuck off you cunt," he snapped, before
walking off With his food.
I love working in the prison canteen
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Submitted: 12/29/2013
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#6 - anonymous (12/30/2013) [+] (32 replies)
Prison life is better than real life, real life has responsibilities and involves working 8 hours a day for minimum wage, a partner who you've been with for 4 years who doesn't love you anymore and you never have sex anymore, in prison the people are nice, you get your meals and benefits, and lots of free time
#8 to #6 - fbiagent (12/30/2013) [-]
and a new sex partner every week!
#5 - hemming (12/29/2013) [-]
At first i thought the customer was a cunt, but then i realised..
#41 - WatIsATroll (12/30/2013) [+] (15 replies)
a canteen is a flask that holds water what a fucking idiot this guy is
#46 to #41 - vatra (12/30/2013) [-]
Now, tell me, who pray tell, is the fucking idiot?
#75 - alekksandar (12/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Burger and chips
>prison

brb, gonna kill someone
#72 - supremeintendent (12/30/2013) [-]
Then this happens.
#38 - jaquezable (12/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
when i think of British prison i automatically think of this guy
#81 - maystorm (12/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #80 - ilovethereddits **User deleted account** (12/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #82 to #80 - domny (12/30/2013) [-]
This isn't even tumblr
#53 - anonymous (12/30/2013) [-]
I would've said taking out. Worst case scenario, a beatdown, macing, solitary confinement...

Best case scenario is pizza delivery. So it kind of evens out.
#42 - greenstrongworld (12/30/2013) [-]
Needed the lol.
#44 - kimmylane (12/30/2013) [-]
his face proabably
his face proabably
#88 - thewitchking (12/30/2013) [-]
Somewhat relevant.
#86 - suikerpapa (12/30/2013) [-]
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#67 - trollkidsenior (12/30/2013) [-]
I wasnt expecting that ending
User avatar #76 - epicwaffleman (12/30/2013) [-]
it is funny because you are clearing having the witty banter with the serial murders and rapists at the fine establishment you work at is it good pay there OP i like the sounds of dis place and the fun times you an the friends you share and stuff and junk GOOD POST AND GOOD JOB OP!
#40 - pendumonium (12/30/2013) [-]
fett å patta hele natta
#1 - jvcjvc (12/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If i am correct, there was no burger, he just wanted a burger and was told off.

inb4 political shitstorm over welbeing for prisoners, inb4 scandinavians
#2 - jigsawfoo (12/29/2013) [-]
**jigsawfoo rolled a random image posted in comment #767200 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** I love that joke
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