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beastkenten [OP]ONLINE (12/20/2015) [+] (11 replies)
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evilhomer ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-] 95 percent of the world's oceans remain unexplored.
That means there might be even bigger nightmares in the deep
That means there might be even bigger nightmares in the deep
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djmaryhikineet ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-] took me a second to understand what you meant and then i remembered oh yeah they do have the same mouth mechanic
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supercookieduster (12/21/2015) [-] i think i remember seeing the video of it a while back. spoopy **** mane
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ashedust (12/20/2015) [-] Mmm mmm mmm... nothing like fresh homegrown kids as part of a healthy diet.
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tagme (12/20/2015) [-] If:
A=1
B=2
C=3
...
Z=26
then, none of those add up to 100% or 9X% , because 100% is just 1 and 9X% is 0.9X . They add up to 100 or 9X . What you should say is that
A=0.01=26%
B=0.02=26%
C=0.03=26%
...
Z=0.26=26%
Which, is stupid, but mathematically correct.
A=1
B=2
C=3
...
Z=26
then, none of those add up to 100% or 9X% , because 100% is just 1 and 9X% is 0.9X . They add up to 100 or 9X . What you should say is that
A=0.01=26%
B=0.02=26%
C=0.03=26%
...
Z=0.26=26%
Which, is stupid, but mathematically correct.
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thearcher (12/20/2015) [-]
Girls say **** like "You'd better pick me up in a limo" or "We're going here and you're paying" or "Pick me up at 8" when they haven't even bothered to ask if you even have a car or can drive - where does this arrogance come from?? More to the point, what have they actually done to think they deserve the ******* world?
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thearcher (12/21/2015) [-]
To everyone: contrary to my opinion, I'm actually very outdoorsy and up until a month ago was in a 27 month straight relationship with the same girl so obviously I have spoken to and been with a woman she left me because she 'just wasn't happy anymore', also there was cheating and she found someone else after 2 weeks - it wasn't pretty
My opinion just comes from seeing plenty of examples here online and in the girls that go to my university when I overhear their conversations in groups - I mean obviously I know a woman with this personality is the minority and I've never experienced it myself but there are so many concrete examples, it still begs the question of my original comment
My opinion just comes from seeing plenty of examples here online and in the girls that go to my university when I overhear their conversations in groups - I mean obviously I know a woman with this personality is the minority and I've never experienced it myself but there are so many concrete examples, it still begs the question of my original comment
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heartlessrobot (12/21/2015) [-] My girlfriend would like a limo for prom, but she'll be happy with just me driving her.
Maybe because I drive a mid-range sports car.
Maybe because I drive a mid-range sports car.
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simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-] if i can't ask her to get me a sandwich she better not demand a car, that's all i'm sayin'.
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migueldecervantes (12/20/2015) [-]
No one ought to demand anything, though, you autistic ************ social reject.
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mercenaryz (12/21/2015) [-] In most cases girls do not do this ******** , I have only ever once dealt with a girl that acted sorted of like this, deciding where to go and trying to tell me exactly what I needed to do for her. Dropped her ass pretty quick.
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thejusticar (12/21/2015) [-] man did you live in some snooty frooty area where everyone has their daddy drive them to school in a Bugatti? when i went to school and took girls to prom they only asked me to actually show up.
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idkwhatthatmeans (12/21/2015) [-] thats not how it works in reality, its just a comic dude
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anon (12/21/2015) [-] I get the feeling you've never actually talked to a girl. I dated regularly in high school and outside it, I've literally never had a girl demand a limo for anything. Same goes for them demanding that I pay for dinner, or demand the destination for our date.
Seems like all you faggots have the wrong idea about dating, and it bugs the living **** out of me. Being in a good relationship is like having a friend that you have sex with. That's it. There's no demands that are made, there's no desire to impress. You just chill.
Seems like all you faggots have the wrong idea about dating, and it bugs the living **** out of me. Being in a good relationship is like having a friend that you have sex with. That's it. There's no demands that are made, there's no desire to impress. You just chill.
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starlordoriginal (12/20/2015) [-]
you know, who cares that a snake or any other animals bite/sting could kill X number of men or (large animal), I'm just one dude. I don't care about that unless it can only kill 99% of one dude.
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amusingusername (12/21/2015) [-] Maybe it kills you faster if it goes over 100% of one person?
Just taking a guess, I don't know. Don't really understand about poison.
Just taking a guess, I don't know. Don't really understand about poison.
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amusingusername (12/21/2015) [-] Yeah but I mean, maybe if you get injected with enough venom to kill 100 people then it might kill you faster than say, if you were injected with enough to kill only 10 people.
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simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-] **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"**
**simonhatesfj rolled image**
poor snek.
also, do you even sleep, dude?!
**simonhatesfj rolled image**
poor snek.
also, do you even sleep, dude?!
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thundergyra (12/21/2015) [-] It is. I recognize it from the scene where you have to invade the orgy. Skip to 5:10.
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randomdudelny
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magicalfruitbasket ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-] Chirst what's the problem with the crab?
It's just molting.
Christ poeple are afraid of everything with an exoskeleton these days.
It's just molting.
Christ poeple are afraid of everything with an exoskeleton these days.
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anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ I wish dog owners would keep their dogs to themselves and realise not everyone loves your smelly mutts as much as you do.
Same with kids, keep your **** to yourselves.
Same with kids, keep your **** to yourselves.
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djmaryhikineet ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-] **djmaryhikineet used "*roll picture*"**
**djmaryhikineet rolled image**yeah but with claws instead of webs
**djmaryhikineet rolled image**yeah but with claws instead of webs
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magicalfruitbasket ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-] That is a spider crab.
This is a normal crab.
So no.
This is a normal crab.
So no.
