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#101 - beastkenten [OP]

ONLINE (12/20/2015) [+] (1 reply)

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#102 to #101 - puresoul (12/20/2015) [-]

How does the goblin shark lure it that close? ;o

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#32 - Greevon (12/20/2015) [-]

This probably scared some of our Celsius using brothers across the pond.

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#121 to #32 - yamavirago (12/20/2015) [-]

I always start around 38°C and work my way up.

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#109 to #32 - dazartimm (12/20/2015) [-]

Or north of you. Or south of you. Or pretty much ANYWHERE in the entire world that isn't the US.

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#128 to #109 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]

But the people above and below us remember our strange ways, Europoors lose their mind every time they hear about it.

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#89 to #32 - myjunk (12/20/2015) [-]

In fact I'd think that's still rather hot.
Is it supposed to be the average maximum temperature or average temperature at wich it is used?
Who showers at 38,3°C

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#110 to #89 - iFail (12/20/2015) [-]

I shower at 39°C, but sometimes at 29°C if I've just busted a nut.

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#123 to #110 - tropenthatshtup (12/20/2015) [-]

You guys have temperature guages on your showers? Most of us just use an arbitrary spot between the H and the C.

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#125 to #123 - iFail (12/20/2015) [-]

Nah, both mine are labelled with numbers - quite often they're just labelled with 37°C because that's the average body temperature and it locks before going any further but you have to push down a wee knob and keep turning to get it hotter.

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#113 to #89 - richardastley ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]

49 C is the maximum before it starts to really burn your skin, although even 49 is pretty ******* uncomfortably hot.

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#120 to #32 - shigiddy ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]

Our Kelvin physicists are losing their minds.

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#52 to #32 - djmaryhikineet ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]

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**djmaryhikineet rolled image**do you mean everyone but america

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#53 to #52 - Greevon (12/20/2015) [-]

Well I doubt it scared everyone who lives outside the US.

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#96 to #52 - jerrythefruit (12/20/2015) [-]

What a roll

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#55 to #32 - killzones (12/20/2015) [-]

Do you guys forget that your very own hat also uses Celsius?

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#56 to #55 - Greevon (12/20/2015) [-]

We don't talk about you northern savages, mate.

Just kidding moosebro, you're always in our hearts

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#82 to #56 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]

> 'we'

> uses the word 'mate'

Pick one

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#88 to #82 - norkasthethird (12/20/2015) [-]

>arguing semantics
>ever

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#114 to #88 - ahnerma ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]

I thought it was a joke about americans not getting laid

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#97 to #32 - doctorpibber (12/20/2015) [-]

How I pictured it

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#62 - tehfalconguy (12/20/2015) [-]

Nice try. Look at the car's shadow when it gets hit.

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#65 to #62 - darksideofthebeast (12/20/2015) [-]

That's a really good shop.
Other than the shadow, of course.

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#9 - simonhatesfj (12/19/2015) [-]

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What manner of animal pisses in the shower?!

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#34 to #9 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]

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#108 to #9 - burgerpants (12/20/2015) [-]

My ex said she'd piss and brush her teeth while showring, at the same time. Saving precious time, she said.

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#33 to #9 - ciacheczko (12/20/2015) [-]

I remember a dude I knew told me that his gf peed in the shower. No matter how well she washed herself, the shower always smelled like piss, and so did she. It was disgusting for him and he hated it, and I find him hard to blame here.

Thus, I don't get why people downvote you when you question peeing in shower, imho you are right.

Also, seems to me, that if so many people want to justify it so badly with "everyone does it" and "it's saving water", deep down they know it's a dirty thing to do.

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#39 to #33 - wrpen (12/20/2015) [-]

I have no ******* clue how someone manages to make their shower, much less themselves in the shower, smell like piss. There's ******* soap and water. It's a fundamental part of a shower. Did the girl just jump in the shower, do a headstand, piss all over herself and call it a day?

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#41 to #39 - ciacheczko (12/20/2015) [-]

I have no idea, I've never seen her in my life and I'm no longer in contact with the dude either so I can't ask. My best guess is that in a hot, steamy shower, the overall aroma sinks into your entire body like it's a sponge.

People's skin can literally smell like garlic if they eat too much of it. Maybe it can also smell like piss if they spend time in urine sauna?

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#42 to #41 - wrpen (12/20/2015) [-]

You're supposed to piss down the drain, holy **** .

There's a difference between pissing in the shower and being so ******* retarded that you not only manage to keep the piss out of the drain long enough for it to turn to steam, but to also be so dehydrated that your body absorbs the piss steam to fix itself.

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#43 to #42 - ciacheczko (12/20/2015) [-]

I don't piss in showers, it beats me how it's supposed to be done, since in my book it's not supposed to be done at all. Plus, note that she's a woman, it might be harder than "point and fire" thing that guys do.

Also, I don't think you have to be dehydrated at all. All it takes is for air around you to have higher water percentage than your body, that's like basic physics right here. I don't think that your body literally choses to absorb piss either, where did you get that one from? It's not like your organism has a filter that decides to absorb pure water, but somehow rejects the urine particles because magic. Just like non-smokers can't choose to breathe pure air and omit the cigarette smoke mixed into it. If they could, they sure as hell would.

I don't know, piss absorbtion is a really odd topic. But I guess it IS a really late hour, so if now's not the time, then when else?

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#46 to #43 - wrpen (12/20/2015) [-]

The dehydration bit was an artifact of what I intended to write, and I basically just said screw it and wrote some random funny sounding **** . What I meant to express was that his gf was retarded because she drank basically no water, meaning that her piss was extremely rank, and also because she let it absorb into her skin or however you meant.

And hell, I usually just let it drop and brush it in with my feet. Sitting in it's gross af, ***** , it's piss. It goes in the pipe, or the other pipe if you're kinky.

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#48 to #46 - ciacheczko (12/20/2015) [-]

Ew. The only time I'd allow any urine to touch my feet would be if I was stung by a jellyfish.

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#51 to #48 - djmaryhikineet ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]

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**djmaryhikineet rolled image**yet you walk in sweaty shoes with more bacteria in them then urine

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#58 to #48 - thehistorylover (12/20/2015) [-]

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**thehistorylover rolled image**Peeing on jellyfish stings doesn't really help at all ...

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#103 to #43 - bigmanfifty (12/20/2015) [-]

it beats me how it's supposed to be done

How can you be this basic? How!

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#37 to #33 - pinethrush (12/20/2015) [-]

Yeah it's pretty gross and makes the shower smell, but there's something seriously wrong if it made her smell like pee in the long run too.

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#73 to #33 - epicalania (12/20/2015) [-]

Girls doing it seems weird to me, it makes sense for a guy to do it because you can piss directly down the drain. If you piss into your actual shower, I don't care what ****** up justification you have, you're a dirty **** and don't deserve a shower.
Pissing down the drain, that seems reasonable to me but it'd still be a personal preference thing.

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#79 to #73 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]

>Dirty **** and don't deserve a shower.

That's exactly the reason to own shower, ******* retard. You deserve a god damned bubble you delicate ladyboy.

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#81 to #79 - epicalania (12/20/2015) [-]

If you're going to ruin the cleaning power of your shower, you don't deserve to use it in the first place seeing as you're not only going to make it pointless that time, you're going to make it pointless until you actively clean the shower afterwards.
The reason you own a shower is to clean yourself, if you're going to not only not use it for that but also actively make it harder to clean yourself with, you don't deserve a shower.
You deserve a brain you asinine cretin

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#85 to #81 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]

Do...do you think people go into a shower and do their damnest to piss on all the walls, knobs, and shower head? Do you use below standard grade bath soap? If you've answered yes to either of those you're ******* retarded.

If you're dirty and get into a shower, you've already contaminated it. Your simple existence has rendered your shower less capable in your eyes. Unless you have spent every second of every day making sure you avoid every particle of filth, avoid touching anything less than clean room sterile, there is no point complaining that urine is contaminating your shower anymore than you yourself are.

If you have a standard shower, using standard bar bath soap. Simply using the shower with hot water and an amount of soap needed to clean your body, then quickly washing out the bottom basin afterwards with a shot of hot water from the shower head. You can pretty much eat off that surface afterwards, it does not matter if you had pissed in it or not. The scrubbing actions of your feet stepping around, combined with hot water and soap have rendered your floor as clean as it can get. (Now this takes into account that your showering floor was clean beforehand, no mold or other buildup.)

If you think that pissing on a tile or vinyl shower surface is enough to render it contaminated enough to severely impact your shower experience, you need a bubble. Go to your doctor right now, tell them you have a severe Mysophobia and request the thickest bubble they have.

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#86 to #81 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]

TL; DR? You have a mental illness called Mysophobia and an elitist complex.

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#105 to #33 - shenro (12/20/2015) [-]

maybe she was super dehydrated or something, cuz the less water you have in your piss, the worse it smells, so if it's dark yellow then yeah, a smell might be left behind, but if it's clear, then there is no scent at all.

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#67 to #33 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]

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maybe she was into that kinda ****

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#57 to #9 - thehistorylover (12/20/2015) [-]

Pissing in the shower saves water, and is cleaner than sitting on a toilet.

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#91 to #57 - shorea (12/20/2015) [-]

you sit on a toilet while peeing?

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#117 to #91 - ogthegreat (12/20/2015) [-]

Women. Amirite?

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#115 to #91 - thehistorylover (12/20/2015) [-]

Personally, I squat over a toilet.

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#104 to #91 - shenro (12/20/2015) [-]

i do.

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#75 to #57 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]

"cleaner than sittin on a toilet"
Clean your ******* toilet

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#78 to #75 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]

Constantly? Even while using it?

No, if you're pissing in the shower it's already trying to clean itself with the warm soapy water. So the shower is already cleaner than any toilet except one made specially for this purpose that is constantly self cleaned and heated to kill off bacteria and contaminants.

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#116 to #75 - thehistorylover (12/20/2015) [-]

Even if you clean your toilet regularly, it's still a germy place.

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#59 to #57 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]

GIF

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but what if you get it on your feet
you guys are unhygienic savages

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#70 to #59 - epicalania (12/20/2015) [-]

If you can't hit the drain I'm suprised you're smart enough to use a shower.

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#71 to #70 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]

but facebook told me i have 220 iq
honestly never pissed in a shower, everything has to be clean, and i don't have time to scrub the drain

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#72 to #71 - epicalania (12/20/2015) [-]

Well the idea is that you get it directly down the drain.
And, as a liquid thats then going to be washed over by water, dirty water, soapy water and all manner of other things. I'd say the overall dirtiness of the drain stays about the same.
It's still just a personal thing, whatever. But it doesn't really have a large downside (or upside) beyond personal preference.

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#74 to #72 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]

the soap molecules stick to dirt
if it already has dirt, there's nothing to grab.

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#76 to #74 - epicalania (12/20/2015) [-]

? If there's dirt in your piss I think you should see a doctor.
I meant that all the liquid going over and down the drain would push most of it down and wash it over pretty thoroughly.
Dirt/soap buildup would be a bigger cleanliness issue as detrimental effects would occur much faster. (higher germ density, degradation of drainpipes, clumping & lowering drain effectiveness)

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#77 to #76 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]

i already need a doc

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#124 to #77 - talldumbdork (12/20/2015) [-]

Urine isn't that unclean compared to feces. Unless you currently have a UTI. Urine is filtered waste from your blood stream. It isn't purified water by any means, but water without even soap can easily clean it off, no problem. The germs on your skin are far worse than those in your urine. (Registered Nurse)

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#66 to #59 - KillinTime (12/20/2015) [-]

you mean the feet you're actively washing?

???

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#61 to #59 - thehistorylover (12/20/2015) [-]

BTW, a surprisingly good roll you have there!

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#60 to #59 - thehistorylover (12/20/2015) [-]

If you have a shower, you have water. You might even have soap. Use that **** .

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#15 to #9 - jamesten (12/19/2015) [-]

the wild beast known by the name of 4chan

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#17 to #15 - simonhatesfj (12/19/2015) [-]

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Makes sense...

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#11 to #9 - evilkingganon ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]

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#12 to #11 - simonhatesfj (12/19/2015) [-]

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Good roll.

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#20 to #9 - bluebobdopepants (12/19/2015) [-]

42% of Americans say they pee in the shower.
The remaining 58% are dirty liars
A better question is who the hell gets into a cold shower?

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#31 to #20 - scandalouszander ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]

some people

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#95 to #20 - zwaxor (12/20/2015) [-]

Cold showers are great on hangovers.

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#38 to #20 - pinethrush (12/20/2015) [-]

I have a ****** skin condition where my skin dries I get skin infections, rashes, and scarring really easily. Being in hot water doesn't seem to hydrate my skin and seems to make my skin crack like crazy. I've gotten used to cold showers ever since I did that, the only time I have warm/hot showers is with my girlfriend, and even then I usually rinse off with a cold wash cloth once I get out.

I've come to like the cold showers.

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#25 to #20 - thorstoned (12/19/2015) [-]

Why are people so presistant that everyone pees in the shower? Iv'e done it once, there was no particular joy nor pleasure. I was also raised to piss before i enter the shower/bathtub when i was a kid. I don't se the point in stopping with that

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#26 to #25 - ohshoot ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]

Saving water.

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#27 to #26 - thorstoned (12/20/2015) [-]

My question was why is it so hard to belive that everyone does that. Taking a shorter shower would also help saving water, you are literally showering while peeing, i don't know the amount used while peeing, but you sure will use some whilst standing there peeing

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#29 to #27 - ohshoot ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]

Not sure how other people do it, but I piss in the booth and then turn on the shower and hop in - or do it while washing my head, that saves about 5 liters of water every time. Add up to a lifetime of peeing before/during showering and that's a lotta water saved.

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#30 to #29 - thorstoned (12/20/2015) [-]

Well, i guess you're doing it for a good cause.

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#28 to #27 - thorstoned (12/20/2015) [-]

I don't know the amount used while flushing**

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#111 to #20 - neokun (12/20/2015) [-]

I get into a warm shower, and gradually make it cold.

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#3 - phanteon (12/19/2015) [-]

GIF

Poor dogs always get scared by inanimate objects

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#7 - psychotayto (12/19/2015) [-]

>that green shirt guy who didn't get a highfive

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#14 to #7 - shyyguy (12/19/2015) [-]

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#18 to #14 - psychotayto (12/19/2015) [-]

I tend to notice these things very quickly because i can relate to them

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#92 to #18 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]

Maybe you should wear green shirts less, then.

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#24 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]

Why would a woman cover her 'private areas' from her husband?
It's not like he hasn't seen them before.
Also, why not just get naked in the bathroom?

> Female
> Get nekkid in bathroom
> In shower, wash hair with plain old shampoo
> Wash off shampoo, condition hair
> Shave pits and pubes
> Wash rest of body with body wash
> Wash out conditioner
> Shower finished

Have after-shower sex cause it feels so damn good.
Get back in shower and wash body again.

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#50 to #24 - yugiohkris

ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]

Then have after-shower sex again
Get back in shower and wash body again
then have after-shower sex again
The cycle repeats forever and you are doomed for all eternity to have sex

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#100 to #50 - ghostblaze (12/20/2015) [-]

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#10 - nickdaswagger (12/19/2015) [-]

Might as well just do this when you've got a horse.

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#45 - rockstarownage (12/20/2015) [-]

so i had an arguement with my friends once about the benefits of morning vs evening shower.
can someone explain to me why showering in the morning is better/
OTHER than it being refreshing in the morning.

the way i see it, if you shower in the evening, you've gone through your day, you've got dirt, sweat, germs, possibly hair gel, and a general accumulation of the day all over you. thus you wash it all off before bed so you don't get all of that stuff on your bed and you're essentially sleeping in your filth and your bed would build up all that crap too.

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#94 to #45 - guanyu (12/20/2015) [-]

So you're covered in bed sweat all day? I'm not sitting next to you.

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#106 to #94 - rockstarownage (12/20/2015) [-]

people sweat during the day whether you notice or not.

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#47 to #45 - woggles (12/20/2015) [-]

Even if you are clean when you go to bed, you still produce all manner of sweat and dead skin (which collects over the hours you sleep) and depending on how you sleep, your hair can end up a pretty fantastic mess. Showering in the morning helps you to easily reset whatever bedhead you have to make preparing for the day easier, and it ensures that you are more fresh for the day than you wouldve been had you been trapped under a blanket for 6-8 hours with yourself. I cant really say that one is definitely better than the other, its more a matter of personal preference and what bothers you most. Though the concept you mentioned of it being a refreshing start to the day is really the main thing for us non-morning people

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#23 - wafflewarior ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]

the car jumping one is fake something something check the shadow

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#1 - beastkenten [OP]

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#93 - sobir (12/20/2015) [-]

The rest 18% are the people you see in public transportation

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#44 - datassman (12/20/2015) [-]

A C T I V A T E T H E T O N G U E

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#2 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]

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#16 to #2 - jamesten (12/19/2015) [-]

anyone have the ****** artwork one with the full text?

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#4 to #2 - hardjunk (12/19/2015) [-]

i wonder when people will start to complain about ****** undertale rolls

not saying this one is bad, but i've seen some

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#5 to #4 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]

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**itskennyandjosh rolled image**I don't think they will, i think it'll end up like FnaF and go under the radar and just stop being rolled since he's not gonna make 5 undertale games like scott did with fnaf Seriously though, his new five nights at freddy's game is ******* worse than five nights at ******** , and that game was just as a joke

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#6 to #5 - hardjunk (12/19/2015) [-]

that fnaf world game? i tought it was a joke

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#8 to #6 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]

GIF

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**itskennyandjosh rolled image**I ******* hope so, it looks as if a 12 year old wanted to make a good game but only knew how to make basic animations You'd think he'd learn how to do stuff before making another game and honestly a fnaf rpg that's serious would be as stupid as making a starwars dancing game that thing was **** too

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#22 to #4 - sequel ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]

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#21 - daredevizz (12/19/2015) [-]

"Ball pit at Chuck E Cheese's"

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#99 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]

"Well honey, I guess the neighbors have a trampoline now. Let's head over after the storm passes."

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#107 - bettercallyyy (12/20/2015) [-]

you only take cold baths?

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#13 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]

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**anonymous rolled image**you shower with cooking water ? i don´t thinks thats soo good , but okay everyone just like
they want
>eurofags

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#35 to #13 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]

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**anonymous rolled image**what is it like being retarted?

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#122 - ghettograndpa (12/20/2015) [-]

The feel when I don't need to make a shampoo mohawk

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#118 - ogthegreat (12/20/2015) [-]

When I saw the kid with the trampoline, I thought "This can only end badly." Then he actually jumped over the car and I was like "Huh..." and then the truck came from behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and then I thought "I was right."