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Submitted: 02/11/2014
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#10 - theluppijackal ONLINE (02/11/2014) [+] (14 replies)
okay I must be retarded because
I don't get it
is it because he's fat?
Or is he wearing a trench coat or some **** ?
User avatar #11 to #10 - asadshoe (02/11/2014) [-]
He's fat.
#6 - sebullon (02/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
*fixed
You forgot the fedora
#14 - Jesusnipples (02/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #32 - Blargosnarf (02/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I think his shadow weighs 12 pounds.
#12 - include (02/11/2014) [-]
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#102 - WolfPrince ONLINE (02/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Photoshop level: Euphoric.
#108 to #102 - departed (02/12/2014) [-]
I spent way to much time making this...
#125 - walcorn (02/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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User avatar #17 - weenieandthebutt (02/12/2014) [-]
Douchebags get women, not because women are inherently attracted to asshole behaviour but just because they simply have those qualities and have a lot more to offer. Saying that a girl should fall for you for being a 'nice guy' is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that their food won't poison you.
#21 - buckequalsdollar (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Being a pussy about it won't get you anything besides ridicule, maybe, just maybe, he should change his appearance I know that's mean or change his attitude.
#84 - silverhellion (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
someone needs a pokeflute to wake this 						************					 up to reality.
someone needs a pokeflute to wake this ************ up to reality.
#53 - silverlance (02/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
If his shadow had featured the telltale wide brim of a fedora then I would have 						*******					 died
If his shadow had featured the telltale wide brim of a fedora then I would have ******* died
#112 - omnipunk (02/12/2014) [-]
"I dress way better than most of these faggots"
#85 - jellymadofficer (02/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
don't be so insecure, Gabe... to me, you are beautiful.
#1 - SimpleSimpleton (02/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#115 - dehumanizer (02/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>people think the post is legit   
>poeple dont realise the pic is an ironic joke   
   
so much cancer...
>people think the post is legit
>poeple dont realise the pic is an ironic joke

so much cancer...
User avatar #87 - toastaofdoom (02/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i dont really get it
User avatar #89 to #87 - Lainge (02/12/2014) [-]
I refuse to believe that.
#86 - metalcoldreaper (02/12/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Could always go back a hundred or 2 hundred years if you're not happy about being fat.

You'd have to be ready to accept fat women as beautiful though.

Since Weight was a size of wealth back then, etc etc.

Long story short: Get fit or get a time machine.
#129 - devourhim (02/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I dress much better than these assholes
#48 - gatodelfuego (02/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"his qt 3.14"
"his qt 3.14"
#69 - snaresinger (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
inb4 a million people call him a euphoric neckbeard
guys
that's the ****** joke
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