Assault humans
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#9
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anon (08/27/2015) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by lordlolland
The problem isn't that assault humans exist, the problem is they don't have responsible owners. Thanks Lincoln
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baogames (08/27/2015) [-] 
They're not painted black, it's gunmetal. They're made that way.
Just like assault humans.
Just like assault humans.
#28
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funpunk (08/28/2015) [-] Not gonna lie, "assault humans" sounds a whole lot cooler than "black people". Sounds like an alien's worst nightmare.
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krasnogvardiech (08/28/2015) [-] Humans, **** Yeah is the genre. Shortened to HFY.
It makes humans the beastly warrior race for once. For example, aliens using microwave radiation laser guns? Just gives regular humans a sunburn. Assault humans are completely unaffected.
It makes humans the beastly warrior race for once. For example, aliens using microwave radiation laser guns? Just gives regular humans a sunburn. Assault humans are completely unaffected.
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krasnogvardiech (08/28/2015) [-] Aliens that used weapons that disintegrated other races quite easily. But humans had weird-ass skin.
Hence, HFY.
Hence, HFY.
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elcreepo (08/28/2015) [-] There'd be just as many
Just like every time you mention that maybe deadbeats/teens should be forced to get abortions you have people from bad backgrounds claiming they're going to yale and have their **** together
That's fine and all but odds are odds and if I'm gonna have to choose between someone with a 20% chance of turning out ****** up, or an 80% chance, I'm gonna choose the 20% kid.
And odds say if you're black and growing up in the ghetto you're probably gonna be an assault person.
Just like every time you mention that maybe deadbeats/teens should be forced to get abortions you have people from bad backgrounds claiming they're going to yale and have their **** together
That's fine and all but odds are odds and if I'm gonna have to choose between someone with a 20% chance of turning out ****** up, or an 80% chance, I'm gonna choose the 20% kid.
And odds say if you're black and growing up in the ghetto you're probably gonna be an assault person.
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melllvinnn (08/28/2015) [-] I just made this for you since I want the reaction pic also and i cant find it online.
The face I used is obviously zergface and the ski mask is from a murderer called Ted Bundy. Its a picture of police evidence from him.
Sorry if it dosent hold the same charm as the original but i think its because the original is low-res.
The face I used is obviously zergface and the ski mask is from a murderer called Ted Bundy. Its a picture of police evidence from him.
Sorry if it dosent hold the same charm as the original but i think its because the original is low-res.
#34
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elcreepo (08/28/2015) [-] We do ban "assault people"
And we contain them in what's known as a prison
Problem is they keep getting born, usually to druggies/teen parents/deadbeats
Which is why abortion and prophylactics are a good thing and should be readily and cheaply available cos nigs gonna nog
And we contain them in what's known as a prison
Problem is they keep getting born, usually to druggies/teen parents/deadbeats
Which is why abortion and prophylactics are a good thing and should be readily and cheaply available cos nigs gonna nog
#50
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jackylblack (08/28/2015) [-] You know, I do laugh at these jokes, but I feel uncomfortable at greenthumbing them.
But since you want us all to laugh at these idiots, I will still upvote it.
Thanks for making me smile
But since you want us all to laugh at these idiots, I will still upvote it.
Thanks for making me smile
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elcreepo (08/28/2015) [-] Probably should have elaborated.
It's more fun, because most of those /k/omandos were banned from 4chan for being too radical
They're the ones who immediately began making plans to storm the whitehouse after that explosion in China because Obama was causing WW3 and therefore /k/ could try to an hero
It's more fun, because most of those /k/omandos were banned from 4chan for being too radical
They're the ones who immediately began making plans to storm the whitehouse after that explosion in China because Obama was causing WW3 and therefore /k/ could try to an hero
#7
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lionofthemountain (08/27/2015) [-] i thought he meant to somehow ban all violence between humans but nope, racism.
#32
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anon (08/28/2015) [-]
He must mean ban angry, crazed, black homosexuals who hate white people. No, I don't mean the illegal alien in the White House.
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falloutvictim (08/28/2015) [-]
but obamonkey is illegal
hawaii isnt legit american so chimp being in usa is illegal
he refuses to show his birth certificate because hes bogus
hawaii isnt legit american so chimp being in usa is illegal
he refuses to show his birth certificate because hes bogus
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falloutvictim (08/31/2015) [-]
calling him the son of a gorilla is an insult to gorillas
theyre far more evolved than africans
theyre far more evolved than africans
#62
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anon (08/29/2015) [-]
It would be difficult to round up all the assault humans, how about we just make the production illegal?
