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#2 - geese (11/23/2015) [-]
hfw someone asks what she does for a living
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#5 to #2 - musqetoman (11/23/2015) [-]
I eat a lot of ass! It effects my neutrition!
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User avatar #14 to #5 - mrsexmuffins (11/23/2015) [-]
ow
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User avatar #12 to #2 - emptysuperman ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
I eat ass, too. But I don't get paid for it!
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User avatar #26 to #12 - richardastley ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
$20. That's the most I'd pay to eat ass.
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User avatar #21 to #12 - heartlessrobot (11/23/2015) [-]
I'll pay you to eat my ass.
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User avatar #22 to #21 - emptysuperman ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
I'll do it for free if you have an okay ass.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - heartlessrobot (11/23/2015) [-]
I've been told I have a great ass.
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User avatar #41 to #23 - Tusura (11/24/2015) [-]
Why did I click on this?
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User avatar #44 to #42 - Tusura (11/24/2015) [-]
meh. I wasn't disappointed.

No homo.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - emptysuperman ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
5/10 - the definition of an "okay ass."

I'd do it.
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User avatar #30 to #24 - heartlessrobot (11/23/2015) [-]
Sweet.
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User avatar #48 to #23 - lathyrusvii (12/14/2015) [-]
gay
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User avatar #49 to #48 - heartlessrobot (12/14/2015) [-]
no u
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#27 to #23 - lelelelolelelo ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
I hope both of you know that you're both male. Or else this might get ugly.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - heartlessrobot (11/23/2015) [-]
My cock is clearly visible in those pictures, and I swing both ways.
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User avatar #31 to #28 - emptysuperman ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, man or not, you're gonna have to wear make up and panties. No homo.
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User avatar #32 to #31 - heartlessrobot (11/23/2015) [-]
Only if you tie me up and put them on me~
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#29 to #28 - lelelelolelelo ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
thinking before he cliked the link, but everything worked out it seems. Enjoy yourself!
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#4 - wdforty (11/23/2015) [-]
She actually seems cool to hang around with. Or else it's just a marketing ploy.
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User avatar #6 to #4 - iamaveganpssy (11/23/2015) [-]
Reminds me of that one documentary were Sasha Grey went out with some musician (who's a stranger to me) to cook, talk about random stuff etc. She also seems to be extremely likeable.
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User avatar #3 - sanbonzakura (11/23/2015) [-]
damn she's pretty funny and being able to joke about yourself takes some guts
good for you miss whore
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User avatar #1 - jamesisawesome (11/23/2015) [-]
She is the hero the internet deserves.
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User avatar #10 - basalm (11/23/2015) [-]
Asa Akira is funny.



I'm going to fap to her, out of respect for her living.
American Hero.
Who happens to be Asian.
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#9 - giio (11/23/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWe3Zbp0EX8 She seems like a pretty cool chick.
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User avatar #47 to #9 - dracosjaws (12/14/2015) [-]
"Ok so, I was on a train"
Mhm *shifts for maximum comfort*
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User avatar #7 - zachjackel (11/23/2015) [-]
i'm not really a fan of hers but you gotta respect a whore who doesn't sugar coat what they do
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#11 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
'career'
I find it sad that whores like her and Sasha Grey seem to think they matter or that they're some sort of role models.
It's sad that they seem to take pride in removing themselves from decent society.
No dear, you are literally just a prostitute.
Nothing special and you will die in the gutter before the age of 45, wondering why no one loved you and why you never had a good relationship, telling yourself that you've still got it and trying to sell yourself so you can get just one more hit of whatever **** you're addicted to.
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User avatar #35 to #11 - Sterski (11/23/2015) [-]
Do you always put this much effort in believing other people's lives are worse than yours? Because regardless of what you think, what they do is a career, they're more than okay with it, and they earn a living. Not once in this post did I get the impression she saw herself as some role model, she outright jokes about being a whore.
Tell me anon, if you can, how does your "life" matter more than hers?
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User avatar #37 to #11 - darthblam (11/23/2015) [-]
Big time porn stars can live a life of luxury.
They don't just do sex for cash, like meet men in a hotel to make a quick buck or some **** . They make ******* movies/videos/etc. for **** tons of money with entire film crews.
It's just another industry.

While I would agree that it's not the greatest career (and it is a career) to be proud of, there's nothing wrong with them having pride in it.

Acting like they should be ashamed is a ******* idiotic notion.
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User avatar #13 to #11 - ronyx (11/23/2015) [-]
She seems pretty happy, and you seem salty as **** . She will probably have enough money to retire and live comfortably while you slave away until 75
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User avatar #15 - tobistrigoivii (11/23/2015) [-]
Unpopular opinion: I ******* love this chick.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - tobistrigoivii (11/23/2015) [-]
No? Ok, we're good then.
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#18 to #15 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
And I love ******* this chick.
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User avatar #17 to #15 - mathmanchris (11/23/2015) [-]
*I'd love to **** this chick
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User avatar #25 to #17 - tobistrigoivii (11/23/2015) [-]
insert that conversation between Homer Simpson and George Bush sr. about trouble but use ******* instead
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#40 - myjunk (11/24/2015) [-]
Actually she made it an abortion joke
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#39 - hollowedsouls (11/23/2015) [-]
this one got me
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#33 - pinecest (11/23/2015) [-]
Who the hell tells someone to "have a blessed day"? I've never heard it before.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - Sterski (11/23/2015) [-]
Devout Christians?
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#36 to #33 - deadagain ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
You must not live in the US..
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User avatar #46 to #36 - pinecest (11/24/2015) [-]
I do and I still don't hear anyone say it.
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#43 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
So from I get her jokes are:

-I look like a slut
-I am a slut
-I have sex for living
-Even vacuum cleaner can't be safe from my innuendos
-I have sex
-Jizz on my face
-So much jizz on my face
-Gangbang
-I have sex for money
-Blowjobs
-Carpet eating
-Table dancing
-Ass eating
-Plastic surgery
-Wow, she's so shameless, a Hitler joke!

Yeah, yeah. We get it... No wonder she has sex for a living, she certainly doesn't make a decent comedian and is probably just as talentless in every single other area.
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#8 - whatwhen ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
**whatwhen used "*roll picture*"**
**whatwhen rolled image** i love these. i wonder is this real account or just a fake
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#19 to #8 - trivialmath [OP](11/23/2015) [-]
It's her real verified account:
twitter.com/asaakira
if you want to check it out.
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User avatar #20 to #19 - whatwhen ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
thanks
 
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