Asa Akira Twitter Compilation 2
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anon (12/14/2015) [-]
More vanilla? You wanna go on a date first?
In your first three days, you get head over comfy heals in love with her, but when you go home, she's telling you that your dick is too small so she calls your friend and you have to watch the love of your life get ****** by your best friends while she cries out in pleasure that she's lucky that she doesn't have to **** you.
This must be the most normal and accepted fetish, but I forgot what it was called.
In your first three days, you get head over comfy heals in love with her, but when you go home, she's telling you that your dick is too small so she calls your friend and you have to watch the love of your life get ****** by your best friends while she cries out in pleasure that she's lucky that she doesn't have to **** you.
This must be the most normal and accepted fetish, but I forgot what it was called.
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andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-] Is there a difference between men and womens razors? Besides maybe color?
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trolljunkusa (12/14/2015) [-] It's a single blade razor. It's double sided and pretty much makes your face go reverse puberty
I use one when I don't have time for a straight razor
I use one when I don't have time for a straight razor
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heartlessrobot (12/14/2015) [-] Eh, I can dryshave with a safety razor, it works just fine for what I need it to do.
Hell I've shaved with just creek water before.
Hell I've shaved with just creek water before.
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andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-] Using a straight razor eh? So you saw that one Bond movie aswel
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trolljunkusa (12/14/2015) [-] Nah I've been wet shaving for a long time. Having a sister who worked at a mens salon while I was going through puberty taught me a lot about shaving
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trolljunkusa (12/14/2015) [-] I'll be perfectly honest if any movie inspired me to use a straight razor it would be sweeny todd
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andywazowski (12/15/2015) [-] Kind of ironic calling me a 14 year old, but you don't even have the balls to log in
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machiavellianhumor (12/14/2015) [-] girls razors often have safety wires or whatever and made to be disposable. a good men's razor should be well made and sharpened. she probably just used a good razor than a disposable woman one
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butteredhamster ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] I use mens' razors for my bikini line too. It's amazing because they have grips and like, 50 blades and get me smooth. Also, I feel more badass using a razor that looks like mens do and not a ******* female one that is pink and named "Goddess".
Maybe I want to be "Destroyer of worlds", you know?
Maybe I want to be "Destroyer of worlds", you know?
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andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-] To be fair, I can't feel a difference from 5 blades and up, but then again, I have never used a womans razor, so I don't know what it feels like. I have a question, do women use shaving cream or something similar when shaving their legs?
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butteredhamster ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] I like that the mens razors seem to have a more flexible neck to get everything. Plus, I save a couple bucks. I am sure that it has more to do with the fact that women have to shave so many more areas, but still, mens razors seem to be a closer and easier shave for me.
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machiavellianhumor (12/14/2015) [-] well i'd say 3 possibly 4 blades max on a men's razor is best. anything more than that is just for profit
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sweetjessierose (12/14/2015) [-] Thanks for the tip
Though, given the recent spike in popularity for intimate shaving, you would think women's razors would have caught up
Though, given the recent spike in popularity for intimate shaving, you would think women's razors would have caught up
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boundangel (12/14/2015) [-] They make girl razors in such a way that you have to buy new ones faster because girls will. And for some reason the ******* do not travel vody contours as well as mens razors. I only use guy razors because they last longer and I dont nick myself un sensitvie areas as easily. If girls stopped buying them they would fix it, but as a gender we are.... Subborn. Yea lwts go with that word.
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andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-] I never knew there was a difference, I mean I have seen those pink "one time use" razors, but I thought that was just a cheap brand, I never knew there was a difference, other than color maybe.
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boundangel (12/14/2015) [-] I could probably find a feminine razor I like but honestly the ones designed for men just feel better even when I buy the female counterpart. And since I have far too much time on my hands and an overly indulgent husband, I have bought every variation and brand and I just like mens razors better. They are easier to clean too. Not sure why on that one tho.
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boundangel (12/14/2015) [-] Yep. It's always fun to find someone who did the work so you don't have to lol. Tho I have family and friends who swear by the female Gillette razors.
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rainbowhead ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] Yep. The thought of slicing my ballsack with it is terrifying.
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megpoidgumibear ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] cutting your balls and jumping in a bath of lemon juice?
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megpoidgumibear ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] Puttimg a toothpick between your toenails and kicking a wall?
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hasinvadedyou (12/14/2015) [-] **** , i couldnt imagine going back to using a razor on pubes. Ive been using hair clippers for so long the amount of razor burn and ingrown hair is making me itch just thinking about it.
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Funnel (12/14/2015) [-] There is no difference in men's vs. women's razor blades, the companies put the same exact blades in and admit it willingly. Except for in prices (women have to pay more) the blades are 100% identical. The difference in quality comes from different brands. The reason that men's razors last longer is because women have an 18 times larger surface area to shave, since most men don't shave their bodies.
Some people call this the "pink tax" or "women's tax", business people know that women are willing to pay more, therefor they charge more.
Some people call this the "pink tax" or "women's tax", business people know that women are willing to pay more, therefor they charge more.
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Funnel (12/14/2015) [-] I don't need to listen to a goof ranting for half an hour to know this to be true, I run a 4 million/year store and I know for a fact that women's products cost more, and not by a small margin either.
I listened to the first few minutes of this video and he's just plain lying, saying there is no source for the pink tax is ******** . California's government did a huge state-wide study on this in 1995 and found that women pay on average $1,351 more per year than men on products that are basically identical, and now issues a $4000 fine to stores that still do this, and most still do and risk the fines.
The Associated Press also checked this out in Europe, and it's the same thing going on there.
I listened to the first few minutes of this video and he's just plain lying, saying there is no source for the pink tax is ******** . California's government did a huge state-wide study on this in 1995 and found that women pay on average $1,351 more per year than men on products that are basically identical, and now issues a $4000 fine to stores that still do this, and most still do and risk the fines.
The Associated Press also checked this out in Europe, and it's the same thing going on there.
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syntheticdoll (12/14/2015) [-] Dispensable men's razors are still better than women's?
Always used a women's but shaving the hoo-ha is extremely difficult, it's like just not taking off all hair no matter what I do.
Always used a women's but shaving the hoo-ha is extremely difficult, it's like just not taking off all hair no matter what I do.
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boundangel (12/14/2015) [-] Usually yes tho in the Gillette variety they are about equal. I just prefer mens for my full shaving needs. As you say the hoo-ha is a might touchy when getting shaved. Boy razors do a better and closer shave.
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syntheticdoll (12/14/2015) [-] Any brands/models you recommend?
Also how the **** do i clean the properly, i just wash them with usually but ofc that leads to rusting eventually.
Also how the **** do i clean the properly, i just wash them with usually but ofc that leads to rusting eventually.
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boundangel (12/14/2015) [-] This is going to sound funny but dollar shave club gives great razors, sends them to your house every month and they are easy to clean with high pressured water. So if you have a water flosser it works great for cleaning the razors. I don't know any buy me ince kinds but for the price dollar shave club is bar none.
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syntheticdoll (12/14/2015) [-] Actually I'm a huge ******* moron because the only reason I don't epilate is because the old one broke and i'm poor, otherwise i can use it anywhere except fr "that part". Damn, I know what i'll ask for christmas now.
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funnychunk (12/14/2015) [-] They're cheaper and don't have unnecessary stuff.
People who buy women's products instead of men's simply based on the appearance are basically retarded.
People who buy women's products instead of men's simply based on the appearance are basically retarded.
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thechosentroll (12/14/2015) [-] Mens' razors have those too. The expensive ones, at least. People have spent a really long time developing ways to shave without your face feeling like it's covered in fire ants afterwards.
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alcantara ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] It's a difference of what is in the moisturising lotion; even when a mens shaver has the gel, the gel itself will be as basic as possible made from the cheapest materials on the market - even in the expensive shavers - because they know no man actually cares about what is in the gel.
Women have scented ones, they have ones that use more expensive materials for no reason other than being able to include their name.
Plus there is the marketing element; mens shavers are cheaper, because they they are only willing to pay less, if they charged men what they charge women yet more men would swap back to an open blade or swap to an electric shaver. For men, it's a more volatile market, so they appease that market with relatively low pricing.
Women have scented ones, they have ones that use more expensive materials for no reason other than being able to include their name.
Plus there is the marketing element; mens shavers are cheaper, because they they are only willing to pay less, if they charged men what they charge women yet more men would swap back to an open blade or swap to an electric shaver. For men, it's a more volatile market, so they appease that market with relatively low pricing.
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phantomcancer (12/14/2015) [-] I actually don't use shaving cream right now. The razors I get have a strip of soothing cream, does the same job as shaving cream or foam when it mixes with water. I just wet shave, and it still feels great.
Given my beard growth is somewhat in the beginning stages, I might not feel a difference, but for the moment I don't need cream or foam.
Given my beard growth is somewhat in the beginning stages, I might not feel a difference, but for the moment I don't need cream or foam.
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andywazowski (12/14/2015) [-] But isn't that just a price difference, if you bought a womans and a mans razor, would there be any difference?
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anon (12/14/2015) [-]
I know this is probably really judgmental but.... She is just gross. Calling yourself out on how slutty and gross you are is not funny or clever. It's just gross.
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WutsAtroll (12/14/2015) [-] well i'm not sure about how much she makes now, but she'd probably make like $20 a show as a comedian so that probably affected her decision
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] She's only worth just over $1 million. Most professionals in my town have a greater net worth than that by their 30's, and they can work past 45 or so, when she'll need to retire. That surprises me, because she's amongst the wealthiest pornstars in the world; it doesn't seem enough to justify ******* thousands of guys on camera, especially when most pornstars will only make a small amount (to be clear, I'm not saying $1 million is pocket change, but most of them will make a couple thousand a year. Asa Akira is amongst the most famous and wealthy).
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-] Also, that applies to almost every human who isn't a rape victim or asexual.
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WutsAtroll (12/15/2015) [-] yeah but that means she'd rather be paid for sex than for telling jokes
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-] But you can have as much sex as you want in general, and there's no societal stigma. Either way, I wasn't being serious with my original comment; I more just wanted to make a joke about how unfunny and sex-focused most female comedians are.
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-] I'm not judging her life choices, I'm just saying there's a stigma attached to it, and many people would value that stigma at over a few thousand.
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mondominiman ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] Her tweets are all like this, although when I was following her she just posted a ton about her book.
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sanbonzakura (12/14/2015) [-] if this girl didnt gargle more dicks than i can count she would be a perfect woman
if nothing else she would be a blast to hand around + all that sex stuff too
if nothing else she would be a blast to hand around + all that sex stuff too
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] Looking at the last comp, it seems like she's really trying to convince us that she doesn't **** her dog.
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sebthebrony (12/14/2015) [-] Honestly, this looks a lot like a classical case of using humor as a self-mechanism
the way she calls herself a slut and **** just...
idk man
the way she calls herself a slut and **** just...
idk man
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orangebudd (12/14/2015) [-] Man, she's funny, sexy and hungry for cock.
My faps to her are going to be even more magical.
My faps to her are going to be even more magical.
