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Arsehole-Insperation!. A lot of these I really wanna try, record them and condense them into a great video. 21 Creative ways To Drive Someone Crazy Discreetly 1

A lot of these I really wanna try, record them and condense them into a great video

21 Creative ways To Drive
Someone Crazy Discreetly
1. The penny trick works great. Start by leaving a
penny on yours friends desk, chair, coat
pocket, you know, places where you would
expect to find a penny. Leave one a day for a
while varying the locations. Then start leaving
them in shoes. Socks. Bed. Pillow case. At first
they will ignore the penny but eventually it
will bug them. Took my roommate 3 weeks
until he stroked out one night after finding a
penny embedded in his bar of soap. I highly
recommend this. Drives them mad.
2. My sister was really
towards her roommate. She used to eat all the
berries out of Kellog' s Red Berries cereal but
leave a small amount enough so she thought
Kellog' s was just being an asshole.
3. Whilst my friend and coshocker took a break
one day I plugged a wireless mouse into the
back of his computer. For the past two weeks I
occasionally jog the mouse, and he' s slowly
bring driven insane by it.
4. Guy at work was complaining that his spoons
were slowly disappearing from the lunch
room. He had brought 6 to work and he was
down to 2. Everyone else in his lab hatched
this plan: every time someone sent him an
email, at the bottom, in white text (i. e.
invisible unless highlighted), everyone would
write "SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON
SPOON SPOON". We all did this for several
weeks (he had a gmail account) and that' s
when he started losing his mind: every
website he visited had ads for spoons and
flatware! He thought google was reading his
mind.
s. Try to open a bag of chips quietly, for an hour.
6. Smile all the time.
7. When you' re talking to one of your friends or
somebody you know, always stand just a little
too close, or a little too far away.
8. Mail them three pink ping pong balls every
day with no explanation or return address, do
this for years, then one day send them a single
green one, and stop.
9. I went out and bought six interior left hand
doors. All of our interior doors were right
handed. I cut plugs to fill the strykerblade &
hinge mortises, and every few weeks I change
out a door or two, right hands for left, left for
right. It only takes about twenty minutes now:
pull the door, plug the mortises, spackle the
plug seam, chisel the plug from the opposite
side, hang the opposite door and sweep up. I
painted the first few times, but it' s a white
jamb and I decided the paint smell was more
suspicious than the unpainted spackle. It' s a
thin seam, and my wife wouldn' t even know
where to look. She' s never said anything
about it, but I' seen her grasp the air where
a doorknob used to be a hundred times.
10. Sing the Batman theme song (Na m )
over and over but never say the Batman part.
You build everyone up for it and it' s Just not
there!
11. If you know somebody that has a house phone
and uses it daily, or someone at the office
with one, every day get in early, and take it
apart and add one penny. Repeat this for
months on end until it is a lot heavier than it
used to be. Then, one day, take all of the
pennies out and laugh as they smack
themselves in the face with the phone.
12. Change the internet explorer icon to the
chrome icon
13. Every time their sports team loses, tie a red
balloon to their car. Over time, the stimulus of
the red balloon will become attached to the
sadness of their team losing in their psyche.
Then, simply show them a red balloon to
reduce them to tears.
14. Repeat the last two words of their sentence
15. I spent a whole day crinkling a disposable
water bottle every time I took a sip. Not
crushing it, just a little crinkle. It caused a
minor freak out at about 2 in the afternoon.
16. Take their ipod and replace all of their songs
with the Kidz Bop version.
17. When you are talking to someone, keep
looking at one, specific spot on their face, like
in side of their nose or something. Don' t stare
at it all the time, but enough. If they ask if
there' s something on their face, act like you
don' t know what they are talking about. It
doesn' t take that long when they can' t
remember what they were talking about.
18. Step I.) Become an excellent pickpocket.
Step 2.) Specialize in placing things into
people' s pockets.
Step 3.) Place strange things into their pockets
while no one is watching.
19. While walking outside in a crowded area,
start looking up in the sky, shade with your
hand, point upwards and whisper something
to whoever you walk with. Then take note
how many other people will spend some time
trying to figure out what you just saw in the
sky.
20. Never finish your
21. Sew someone' s sleeve button a little closer
every few weeks so the person feels like their
arms are swelling.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - cuntism [OP]
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Also anyone wanna add their own ? I'll start:

Installed RealVNC on my parents computer. every time my dad pissed me off I'd log in from upstairs and move the mouse a little just as he was about to click a link, or type extra letters to an address in the address bar. would drive him nuts, took so much energy not to piss myself laughing as he screamed "for ***** sake not again what the **** is wrong with this computer?!

I still do it from time to time if hes an arsehole to my mum, she'll ring up and get me to do it. been doing it 10+ years now, he still doesn't know
User avatar #180 to #1 - skeptical
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I set a script in the command line of my mom's computer to have her wifi adapter reset every 5 minutes. She tried getting it fixed but the guy couldn't figure it out since it was hidden in the startup processes and not traceable to any known malware. She wound up getting a new computer after about a month and I did the same thing, she lost her ****.
User avatar #191 to #180 - wallbuilder
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That's actually being a dick...
User avatar #192 to #191 - skeptical
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you've obviously never met my mother
User avatar #194 to #192 - wallbuilder
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Perhaps so. If she's a bitch then it's k. But I'd stop before she went and got a new comp.
#30 to #1 - anon id: ea9cc5dc
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I forget where I heard this one might have been Seinfeld but you call someone's house phone on a regular basis but hang up as soon as they pick up. For added fun, you can order food and have it delivered to their house
User avatar #238 to #1 - bouazizforever
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I can just tell you're british.
User avatar #239 to #238 - cuntism [OP]
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damn straight, i was born with a crumpet in my mouth and my mama's tits fed me tea
#240 to #239 - bouazizforever
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I'm the sickest bloke ul evar meet
User avatar #241 to #240 - cuntism [OP]
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easy there geezer that bloke is obvs well ruff innit, chap ain't to be fecked with ee'll rip yer nads off and feed em to 'is dags!
#242 to #241 - bouazizforever
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I know he's australian but still
User avatar #243 to #242 - cuntism [OP]
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does a bang on english impression for an aussie

to be honest i've heard not too dissimilar to this coming out the mouths of gobby kids
User avatar #195 to #1 - wallbuilder
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-If you have smooth wooden stairs, polish the **** out of/spray a friction reducing agent on the bottom step(you take less fall damage if it's only 1 stair, don't want to do too much damage).
-Hide alarms in the house, set to random times.
-Remove batteries from TV remotes or any remotes, really. Maybe find something to replace the weight loss. Hide it also. Also, another universal remote.
-Same thing as stair one - if you have some smooth floors, do it to random patches in them.
-Fill lemonade with soda water. Fill Orange juice with Mango juice. Various other similar things.
-Hide individual socks.
User avatar #199 to #1 - technobanana
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Did that to my brother he started crying it was amazing
User avatar #162 to #1 - fkelly
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(05/09/2014) [-]
Your username's very fitting.
#24 to #1 - crazycommando
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(05/08/2014) [-]
dude i laughed so hard, that's ******* genius !
#3 - sinery
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May the Lord have mercy on my future roommate, for I will not.
User avatar #112 to #3 - twofreegerbils
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Are you still in high school?

You know that having an account and being under the age of 18 is a violation of the terms and conditions of this website, right?

#148 to #112 - sinery
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>Implying I haven't been 18 for at least 5 years already
>Implying I haven't been 18 for at least 5 years already
User avatar #210 to #148 - twofreegerbils
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Mods, please ban this mod for violating the terms and conditions of this website.
User avatar #218 to #210 - sinery
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18 on internet general; not Fj, mate.
User avatar #248 to #218 - meganinja
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I thought 18 was in the terms and conditions?
User avatar #249 to #248 - sinery
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Correct.
User avatar #250 to #249 - meganinja
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so can you ban people for be 17? If no, why not?
User avatar #251 to #250 - sinery
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But they're not.
They accepted the Term and Conditions and is therefore over 18.
Ain't nothing I can do about it.
User avatar #198 to #112 - viscerys
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17 master race. Not really. Being 17 means I have exams and new responsibilities and ****. It's not fun, but it could be MUCH worse.
User avatar #208 to #198 - twofreegerbils
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Mods, please ban this user for violating the terms and conditions of this website.
#212 to #208 - viscerys
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Comment Picture
User avatar #213 to #212 - twofreegerbils
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Also please ban him for thinking that a 17 year old boy has any real responsibilities.
User avatar #214 to #213 - viscerys
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Just saying, I have to work for exams, I have to sort out my driver's license, I have to get myself a job, I have to sort out college applications and I have to find somewhere to live in eight months.
User avatar #215 to #214 - twofreegerbils
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Haha. I remember when I would have thought that was a lot on my plate.
User avatar #234 to #215 - cuntism [OP]
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well its subjective, if he's not used to that much then it's just as strenuous as our lives when they get busy - we just got used to it so the goal posts were moved back

just be happy for him let him enjoy only having teenage stresses while he still can
#220 to #215 - viscerys
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Internet fight!
User avatar #142 to #112 - coolcalx
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he's a mod, bruh
User avatar #183 to #112 - theviusking
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I'm 17 suck it bitch!
User avatar #209 to #183 - twofreegerbils
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Mods, please ban this user for violating the terms and conditions of this website.
#252 to #3 - anon id: 2885e6e4
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i speak to cheerios every know and then
User avatar #76 to #3 - meganinja
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My roommate always came back at 10 P.M. sharp every weekday. I would take off all of my clothes, and hide in one random spot in the room with the lights off. He comes in thinking I either went to sleep (I would write on my door I'm sleeping sometimes) or I'm not in the room. He looks around and I start doing a quiet, creepy ass laugh. He turns on the light, and sees me with my head coming out from under his bed, or wherever, with me smiling and laughing maniacally, while naked.
User avatar #18 to #3 - adu
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7 Ways to Scare your roommate make your roommate think you have a chromosome or two to spare.
User avatar #66 - mattdoggy
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I've done #18
>have lady friend who i hung out with a lot
>one day she covered me for an icecream cone but wouldn't let me pay her back
>i sneak the money in her pocket and she doesn't notice
>decide to start sneaking crap in her pockets and quickly decide it should be dice
>i had been gifted a case of dice (long story) that had thousands of them in there
>i begin simple, just placing a die in her pocket and watching hours later as she discovers it
>she thinks it's me after a week but then i think my funs over but then i get to scheming
>i go into her room while waiting on her one day and hide them everywhere
>pockets, shoes, coats, socks, drawers, etc
>she finds them every week or two when i was nowhere around so she is off my trail
>she is getting a little upset about it but it's still a point of joking
>i must press the attack
>i buy some garbage glue and then glue the dice to the underside of everything
>drawers, closet rack, ceiling, ontop of the fan
>over the weeks when she returns the dice one by one start dropping down
>she is hit by the one on the fan and gets scared that someone is there
>the end game starts after she empties a drawer to check for dice and slams it shut, dropping a dice into the drawer she opened a moment later
>she called me crying
>i decided to let her know it was me and drew a smiley face and a red heart in dice
>she freaked out and drove to my house and threw them at me crying and beat me
>i still have the dice
#196 to #66 - thewulfman
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So... you still together with that girl?   
   
Good story though, just worried it cost you a girlfriend.
So... you still together with that girl?

Good story though, just worried it cost you a girlfriend.
User avatar #244 to #196 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu
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"have lady friend who i hung out with a lot "
It's not his girlfriend.
#245 to #244 - thewulfman
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I missed that part.
I missed that part.
User avatar #246 to #66 - monkeysniper
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Lesson learned. Never buy op ice cream
User avatar #166 to #66 - darksideofthebeast
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>still have the dice

Oh God...

Pretty funny.
#193 to #66 - zamka
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User avatar #175 to #66 - zight
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she was crying and gave you a handjob. i didnt think the story would end like this
#137 to #66 - alilmetalkid
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Post a photo of the dice
#186 to #137 - mattdoggy
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the ones she threw at me
#236 to #186 - halefall
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User avatar #169 to #137 - halefall
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Do it.
User avatar #197 to #169 - mattdoggy
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sauce
#17 - pokimone
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If you want a really good way to annoy your room mate, tell him a fancy dinner is coming up, and to bring his girlfriend.  Make sure he spends a lot of time trying to pick out the perfect suit and outfit, then, while he goes to the fancy whatsit, sneak away and murder his parents before its over.  Laughs all around.
If you want a really good way to annoy your room mate, tell him a fancy dinner is coming up, and to bring his girlfriend. Make sure he spends a lot of time trying to pick out the perfect suit and outfit, then, while he goes to the fancy whatsit, sneak away and murder his parents before its over. Laughs all around.
User avatar #36 to #17 - Byte
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all around
User avatar #170 to #36 - sonicthefast
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Don't think I don't see what you're
#26 to #17 - wardenspectre
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you're probably awesome at parties
you're probably awesome at parties
User avatar #38 to #26 - Byte
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at parties
#14 - insertrandomuser
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Just gonna leave those here....
User avatar #39 to #14 - Byte
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those here
User avatar #28 to #14 - tackyface
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I'm more angry at the spacing between the balls than anything.
#15 to #14 - insertrandomuser
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...and this one, too.
User avatar #41 to #15 - Byte
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one too
User avatar #91 to #41 - badmonkey
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Ha! I see what
User avatar #190 to #15 - becauseoprahsaidso
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BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN
#165 to #15 - twowhiteamigos
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#69 - pootismang
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Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na You're a faggot.
#139 to #69 - domefige
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I checked every. single. one.
User avatar #92 to #69 - badmonkey
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a faggot.
User avatar #143 to #69 - therealtjthemedic
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Rookie mistake. Everyone checks the last first.
User avatar #12 - lotro
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Whip out your dick and bounce it off their forehead
#64 - perform
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User avatar #68 to #64 - greyhoundfd
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You are based, I've been looking for this for a while.
User avatar #29 - thatguyontheright
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16 is just cruel
User avatar #31 to #29 - Byte
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just cruel
User avatar #51 to #31 - Ruspanic
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You clever ******, I see what y
#52 to #51 - Byte
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ohhh hohohoho
ohhh hohohoho
User avatar #79 to #52 - ohhh
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Well that's unsettling.
#80 to #79 - Byte
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#56 - gibroner
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I've got some good pranks for you:   
1.) When one of your friends passes out at a party get a sharpie and shove it up their ass   
2.) get another one of your friends to help you with this one. find an unsuspecting victim distract them by talking to them about something then have your friend kneel down on all fours right behind them. once your friend is position shoot them in the knee caps and run away.    
3.) sneak up on a sleeping person with a bowl of warm water put their hands in the warm water then whip out your dick and piss all over them    
4.) Tell a friend that you'll let them use your shower then when they get in the shower drop cyanide gas in through the ceiling    
5.) next time your at a restaurant unscrew the lid of the salt shaker then throw it in your friends eyes   
6.) sneak into your friends house and hold them at gun point and take all their valuables
I've got some good pranks for you:
1.) When one of your friends passes out at a party get a sharpie and shove it up their ass
2.) get another one of your friends to help you with this one. find an unsuspecting victim distract them by talking to them about something then have your friend kneel down on all fours right behind them. once your friend is position shoot them in the knee caps and run away.
3.) sneak up on a sleeping person with a bowl of warm water put their hands in the warm water then whip out your dick and piss all over them
4.) Tell a friend that you'll let them use your shower then when they get in the shower drop cyanide gas in through the ceiling
5.) next time your at a restaurant unscrew the lid of the salt shaker then throw it in your friends eyes
6.) sneak into your friends house and hold them at gun point and take all their valuables
#216 to #56 - anon id: 75ade3f7
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that was ******* hilarious, you got my thumb
User avatar #179 to #56 - hockeycrazysteve
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10/10 would go to prison for.
User avatar #157 to #56 - ruebezahl
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Thanks, dude. I laughed so hard, I nearly vomited.