Are you tired of missing every shot?. BILLY MAYS HERE!! And i want to tell you about the Boom-Headshot! For only $19.99 you could shoot a pellet gun into Bruce
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Are you tired of missing every shot?

Are you tired of missing every shot?. BILLY MAYS HERE!! And i want to tell you about the Boom-Headshot! For only $19.99 you could shoot a pellet gun into Bruce

BILLY MAYS HERE!! And i want to tell you about the Boom-Headshot!

For only $19.99 you could shoot a pellet gun into Bruce Lee and only suffer a mild Concussion!

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User avatar #1 - letrollzor (05/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Every storm trooper ever everyone in star wars sucks at shooting
User avatar #3 to #1 - moneyfunny (05/25/2014) [-]
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#8 - Exar (05/25/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Maybe stormtroopers are told to miss because Vader gave them orders not to shoot his son or his daughter.
Maybe stormtroopers are told to miss because Vader gave them orders not to shoot his son or his daughter.
#12 - istrollid (05/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Yes
User avatar #13 - chaosbreaker (05/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If the stormtroopers are such bad shots, then how were they able to nearly stamp out the rebel forces before Luke showed up? They demolished Hoth, nearly won on Endor and everybody but Leia on the Blockade runner, for instance. Yet we only focus on how they couldn't hit characters with plot armor who took them by surprise. Seriously, how many times do you think people break into a Death Star?
User avatar #19 to #13 - kennyh (05/25/2014) [-]
They deliberately missed.
They were ORDERED to miss.
Because a tracking device was on the Falcon to find the rebel base.
In fact, the fact that they missed every time was a credit to their marksmanship.
#23 - deckbox (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #17 - charagrin (05/25/2014) [-]
The thing people don't quite seem to grasp, probably because they never graduated third grade, is that the Stormtroopers were TOLD TO MISS. The fact that despite firing hundreds of thousands of shots at the main cast, they missed everyone, proves that thy were incredibly accurate.
#9 - Ulmer (05/25/2014) [-]
Aimbot.
User avatar #25 - buttkickerboy (05/25/2014) [-]
I love how infomercials over react as if they are frustrated retards
#24 - listened (05/25/2014) [-]
Because who needs blasters?
Because who needs blasters?
User avatar #14 - wetturtle (05/25/2014) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #7 - leonhardt (05/25/2014) [-]
Thanks, Palpatine!
#6 - Orc (05/25/2014) [-]
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