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bjornkrage [OP](11/02/2015) [+] (9 replies)
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platinumaltaria (11/02/2015) [-] When this aptly describes your first and only relationship. ******* r.i.p me
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platinumaltaria (11/03/2015) [-] Maybe they aren't trying to **** , people can be friends yanow.
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ninjaspartan (11/03/2015) [-] Well you shouldna been hoeing around then
Jk fam hope you find a good girl
Jk fam hope you find a good girl
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MandiMarie (11/03/2015) [-] Same thing happened to me with my ex boyfriend. He didn't cheat, just said he wanted to **** around with other girls. Happened about 5 months ago
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derpthefifth (11/03/2015) [-] Could be worse than that.
Although this story is entirely the fault of the guy, this girl isn't what you'd call girlfriend material. I know cause i'd slept with her but anyway, they date she cheats on him, and then do you know what he does, after about 2 or 3 months of dating? He goes and proposes to the girl because i guess that would make everything better? So the girl tells him no, and laughs at him.....
she did have a really nice ass tho.... gave pretty good head too
Although this story is entirely the fault of the guy, this girl isn't what you'd call girlfriend material. I know cause i'd slept with her but anyway, they date she cheats on him, and then do you know what he does, after about 2 or 3 months of dating? He goes and proposes to the girl because i guess that would make everything better? So the girl tells him no, and laughs at him.....
she did have a really nice ass tho.... gave pretty good head too
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oinos (11/04/2015) [-] Most people think marriage will fix things.
It's like they have this imaginary checklist of **** wrong with their life and marriage gleams in their eyes like some golden beacon of ass saving.
My personal story is not much diff. Girl claimed to love me, but overall I think she just wanted a green card, and to live in Hawaii, since I'm out in island. One of few reasons why I take precautions to prevent gold diggers or ********* from lining my space.
Story is a long one. Fair warning.
My ex wanted kids and marriage. I told her straight up on entry into the relationship, marriage and kids are not on the table. Period. Most people try to flex or bend things if you tell them upfront "well if X then Y" sorts of agreements, so I made it seem like a "X is X, **** Y, It's not happening." What I really wanted was a year together. Something most people don't bother trying anymore. It's the sort of **** that lets you get to really deeply know someone before you find out you ****** up and have to back out of life long legaly binding **** that most people nose dive into without thinking. So my actual terms were told to her some ways down into the relationship to prevent being too eager or early.
"Spend a year or two with me and the marriage thing might be a possibility. Don't consider kids just so soon."
So long story short. Year passes. She's chill, seems fine. Occasional arguments and fights, whatever. Everything has its hiccups. I'm not going to sweat small **** . Occasionally she goes on trips to break monotony of work and stuff. Some times these have some interesting pics. So go to the country she's from, Japan, and get buddy buddy with her dad one night. Drinking, enjoying a meal I made for their whole fam. Lots of good **** . Ask him. He says yes.
Go upstairs, tell her, and propose quietly in her room to her that night. (I'm not the sort to be the public attention whore or white knight as movies portray guys as.) She says the timing isn't right. I take that as the normal girl version of "no", which is never a solid no. **** women for doing that ; Maybe/Later does not mean no / Bad timing does not mean No... but it certainly doesn't mean yes either, ladies. Learn from your "guess my mind" **** sometime please if you're a lady.
So anyways relationship gets heavy, she's still with me but I'm convinced she's not interested. Goes on a trip > Pictures surface of her duet with scenic background with smiling dude. Dudes in diff places she went. Arm around shoulder sorts of pics with her and a guy/diff place diff guy. Of course I break into envy mode. "If you're planning to get married why the **** are you getting cuddly!" ******** .jpg She gets angry with me being possessive. I get peeved for her "timing's not right" which she renigs as not being a No finally after I gave up giving ***** (but not ******* ) ******** . Small infringements on daily activity become huge from her. Dish soap runs out one day and she ignores me for four days solid... while living for FREE at my place, and being the only person to use the dish soap there, which I buy. I toss the argument. W-e, it's a dollar something dish soap, and the relationship means more to me than a dollar something. The ignoring me got me thinking though because her temper flared often and that as well as the pics happened more often increasingly as time went on : If she ignores me increasingly for increasingly small **** , then why am I going to even entertain being with this chick? Point of being together is to enjoy time together, not ignore one another until time runs out. Right? Yeah. So I sent her back to her home country, broke up, and nearly had her try to kill me for the last three days of her stay ; "to keep me". Apparently if I'm dead then the relationship never ends, I'm forever hers. LUL.
Moral of the story : Some bitches be illogical and cray cray as **** . Also Jap bitches be so hot I can't resist their being cray cray and murderous.
It's like they have this imaginary checklist of **** wrong with their life and marriage gleams in their eyes like some golden beacon of ass saving.
My personal story is not much diff. Girl claimed to love me, but overall I think she just wanted a green card, and to live in Hawaii, since I'm out in island. One of few reasons why I take precautions to prevent gold diggers or ********* from lining my space.
Story is a long one. Fair warning.
My ex wanted kids and marriage. I told her straight up on entry into the relationship, marriage and kids are not on the table. Period. Most people try to flex or bend things if you tell them upfront "well if X then Y" sorts of agreements, so I made it seem like a "X is X, **** Y, It's not happening." What I really wanted was a year together. Something most people don't bother trying anymore. It's the sort of **** that lets you get to really deeply know someone before you find out you ****** up and have to back out of life long legaly binding **** that most people nose dive into without thinking. So my actual terms were told to her some ways down into the relationship to prevent being too eager or early.
"Spend a year or two with me and the marriage thing might be a possibility. Don't consider kids just so soon."
So long story short. Year passes. She's chill, seems fine. Occasional arguments and fights, whatever. Everything has its hiccups. I'm not going to sweat small **** . Occasionally she goes on trips to break monotony of work and stuff. Some times these have some interesting pics. So go to the country she's from, Japan, and get buddy buddy with her dad one night. Drinking, enjoying a meal I made for their whole fam. Lots of good **** . Ask him. He says yes.
Go upstairs, tell her, and propose quietly in her room to her that night. (I'm not the sort to be the public attention whore or white knight as movies portray guys as.) She says the timing isn't right. I take that as the normal girl version of "no", which is never a solid no. **** women for doing that ; Maybe/Later does not mean no / Bad timing does not mean No... but it certainly doesn't mean yes either, ladies. Learn from your "guess my mind" **** sometime please if you're a lady.
So anyways relationship gets heavy, she's still with me but I'm convinced she's not interested. Goes on a trip > Pictures surface of her duet with scenic background with smiling dude. Dudes in diff places she went. Arm around shoulder sorts of pics with her and a guy/diff place diff guy. Of course I break into envy mode. "If you're planning to get married why the **** are you getting cuddly!" ******** .jpg She gets angry with me being possessive. I get peeved for her "timing's not right" which she renigs as not being a No finally after I gave up giving ***** (but not ******* ) ******** . Small infringements on daily activity become huge from her. Dish soap runs out one day and she ignores me for four days solid... while living for FREE at my place, and being the only person to use the dish soap there, which I buy. I toss the argument. W-e, it's a dollar something dish soap, and the relationship means more to me than a dollar something. The ignoring me got me thinking though because her temper flared often and that as well as the pics happened more often increasingly as time went on : If she ignores me increasingly for increasingly small **** , then why am I going to even entertain being with this chick? Point of being together is to enjoy time together, not ignore one another until time runs out. Right? Yeah. So I sent her back to her home country, broke up, and nearly had her try to kill me for the last three days of her stay ; "to keep me". Apparently if I'm dead then the relationship never ends, I'm forever hers. LUL.
Moral of the story : Some bitches be illogical and cray cray as **** . Also Jap bitches be so hot I can't resist their being cray cray and murderous.
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MandiMarie (11/03/2015) [-] Nah I mean if he doesn't feel the same way about me then I figure I'm better off alone anyways.
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platinumaltaria (11/03/2015) [-] At times like this, I think back to the noble words of St. Shia of LaBeouf.
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MandiMarie (11/03/2015) [-] I actually matched with one of his buds on tinder a week ago soooooooooo
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italianfrosttroll (11/03/2015) [-] Don't listen to that other tool. Be a man, even if you're a girl. Keep hustling, make money, make yourself look better, and find a better partner yourself. The best revenge is a good life, and trying to piss someone off is still giving them attention.
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MandiMarie (11/03/2015) [-] Not actually going to do it, it's just fun to entertain the thought.
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MandiMarie (11/03/2015) [-] I'm not actually going to sleep with his friend, it's just an entertaining thought. I don't want to find anyone, I would rather be single and a bit of a slut for a while after that relationship. Which is exactly what he's doing, and there's nothing wrong with that.
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cursedfool (11/03/2015) [-] Seeing other people casually isn't being a little bit of a slut. Seeing multiple people at a time is.
There has to be buffer room at least. Especially for health reasons. And self respect, I suppose.
There has to be buffer room at least. Especially for health reasons. And self respect, I suppose.
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MandiMarie (11/03/2015) [-] Well it has been 4 months and I haven't so much as touched anyone else. But whether or not my slutty ex sees me as a slut isn't really a concern of mine at all.
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ZetzueRyuho ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-] I've been in both positions. My ex was my first but I was not hers, she wanted to be really long term, she was done hoeing, but I wanted to start. If we were each other's first, I would've been with her longer.
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MandiMarie (11/03/2015) [-] Yeah there's nothing wrong with making yourself happy. But it does hurt the person you were with.
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ZetzueRyuho ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-] I realized that near the end. I've seen domestic abuse so when I would hear "I would never hurt you/her" in movies and such, thought they meant physically. Guess they just meant not break her heart.
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fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/03/2015) [-] Well see it as this metaphor time ,
You like pizza (everyone does). You have a favorite pizza but you don't really know it really is your favorite because you haven't tried other pizzas yet. So you go around trying all these pizzas until you find the one that's right for you. You then marry that pizza.
In all seriousness don't take it personal. What happened was a person looking for what he wants in life and you should try to do the same.
You like pizza (everyone does). You have a favorite pizza but you don't really know it really is your favorite because you haven't tried other pizzas yet. So you go around trying all these pizzas until you find the one that's right for you. You then marry that pizza.
In all seriousness don't take it personal. What happened was a person looking for what he wants in life and you should try to do the same.
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anon (11/03/2015) [-]
Personally I had a girlfriend, we split, still loved her. Considered, that running after her would make me beta. So I just went full throttle and became ******* amazing in every way I could. Think Zyzz or something.
And guess who suddenly felt sorry for not being near me. Too bad she never became a better, sexier person. Never made an attempt to reach the skies. Maybe we would be back together. Now I can genuinely brush her off and take any better looking, more determined girl.
And guess who suddenly felt sorry for not being near me. Too bad she never became a better, sexier person. Never made an attempt to reach the skies. Maybe we would be back together. Now I can genuinely brush her off and take any better looking, more determined girl.
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fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/03/2015) [-] And not just a better looking, more determined girl. But hopefully a girl that can support you and vice versa in life's challenges
In any way that's ******* awesome to hear anon.
In any way that's ******* awesome to hear anon.
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MandiMarie (11/03/2015) [-] No offense but that was kind of patronizing as **** . I know all of those things, but we were together for over a year and I have a right to feel sad about it. When you love someone and they don't love you back it's going to hurt, it doesn't matter if you know the logic and reasoning behind their decision. I wish him all the best, but I still got hurt.
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fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/03/2015) [-] What? I never said that you can't be hurt or something, what the heck are you talking about? What I mean is that it's never bad to view stuff from a different perspective other than your own, hence the pizza metaphor.
I never meant to patronize in any way, that's what you make of it. I think because you're emotionally involved in the situation and I am not and other than that, we view stuff in a different way. For instance you wish him the best while I'd say he just lost the best because he lost you.
I never meant to patronize in any way, that's what you make of it. I think because you're emotionally involved in the situation and I am not and other than that, we view stuff in a different way. For instance you wish him the best while I'd say he just lost the best because he lost you.
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MandiMarie (11/03/2015) [-] Well I'm sorry for being a bit salty, it just felt patronizing but I apologize since you didn't mean it in that way. It's just logically I can see what's going on, I realize why he made his choices and can view it from a different perspective. It just sucks that it doesn't make a whole lot of difference to how I feel.
All in all, relationships suck 1/10 would not do again
All in all, relationships suck 1/10 would not do again
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fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/03/2015) [-] Yes, remember that time heals all wounds. I know that those words have no meaning in them at the moment but it will be alright. You gave your heart to someone and that person ran away with it, leaving you with a hole in your chest. The best thing you can do now in my opinion is to learn to live without it by caring for yourself and improve yourself for you and no one else. And before you know it someone comes along to share his heart with you and you will be complete again.
But then again, all of that needs time so allow yourself to have that.
But then again, all of that needs time so allow yourself to have that.
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MandiMarie (11/03/2015) [-] You are right though, it's been 4 months now and I really am leagues better than I was immediately after it happened. I'm kind of at the point where I wouldn't be ready for another relationship, but I am enjoying being alone. But I've heard you need half the time you were in a relationship to get over it, so I've got a solid 4 more months.
Anyways, thank you for your kind words and I'm sorry again for being an ass lol
Anyways, thank you for your kind words and I'm sorry again for being an ass lol
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platinumaltaria (11/03/2015) [-] She was my sea. I'm gonna be honest I'm kinda out of the game.
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platinumaltaria (11/03/2015) [-] She was loyal, she broke up with me to (probably) hoe around.
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platinumaltaria (11/03/2015) [-] Well I'm a lesbian, dear. It's rather complicated when you think about it.
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platinumaltaria (11/03/2015) [-] I only call nice people dear, I mostly call edgy anons like you asshole.
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platinumaltaria (11/03/2015) [-] Well I'd rather not, that's just odd. Actually that's sort of cucking, mate.
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spiritofvengeance (11/03/2015) [-] Wondering who that big tittied bitch in the second image is. Would put an erect banana in her scrotum
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skeletorexplains ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-] that last one..
I just wanna find the source to a gif that was posted on **** awhile back about a guy wearing a black ranger mask and Leotard? While a girl in a pink mask and leotard smothered him with her tits.
It looks japanese. And i want it so much.
I just wanna find the source to a gif that was posted on **** awhile back about a guy wearing a black ranger mask and Leotard? While a girl in a pink mask and leotard smothered him with her tits.
It looks japanese. And i want it so much.
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skeletorexplains ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-] If it was, I couldn't find her in any the vids wearing that leotard + mask
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elmirbuljubasic ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-] ask here my friend: www.reddit.com/tipofmypenis include all details
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enlightednatzie (11/03/2015) [-] Boob smothering. Its a fetish wher a girl smothers a dude with her enourmous tits.
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captainbalu (11/03/2015) [-] Man if all hoes'd be that honest.
No problem being a hoe but dont act like you arent
No problem being a hoe but dont act like you arent
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drinktogetdrunk (11/03/2015) [-] since everyone else is going it, and now that I have your attention.
I've been looking for this porn vid of a white blonde chick getting ****** outside on one of those poolside reclining chair thingies. One of the best asses ever. Was going doggy in case that helps anyone out. That description is so ******* broad when it comes to porn. I know I'm never going to find it but my penis is hopeful
I've been looking for this porn vid of a white blonde chick getting ****** outside on one of those poolside reclining chair thingies. One of the best asses ever. Was going doggy in case that helps anyone out. That description is so ******* broad when it comes to porn. I know I'm never going to find it but my penis is hopeful
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drinktogetdrunk (11/03/2015) [-] I don't think so. All I remember that it wasn't by a pool and it was inside this outside but walled off area with orange walls. But I'll be happy to take a look anyway
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rockamekishiko (11/03/2015) [-] well there were some videos that had the intro cut if the one i'm thinking of is indeed the one you are talking about. I have it saved somewhere. I'll get back to you later, maybe a few days or few years
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drinktogetdrunk (11/03/2015) [-] My benis is the kind that failed no fap november hours into the 1st. That kind of wait would be suicide.
But then again think of the gainz I'll get if I save my brotein.
But then again think of the gainz I'll get if I save my brotein.
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stifflimb (11/03/2015) [-] Found these two, I pray it's either of them
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mindyourownbusines (11/03/2015) [-]
Here's a few. Probably not right, but it's something.
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drinktogetdrunk (11/03/2015) [-] Thanks mate. Can't check them out now because my computer is in my living room plugged into my tv and my sister is in the kitchen behind me.
inb4 ">not watching porn with your sister watching "
inb4 ">not watching porn with your sister watching "
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quabs (11/03/2015) [-] this reminds me , maybe one of you can help me out. Im looking for a video of a girl who challenges a guy to hold her up otherwise she'll sit on his face and be her slave. Her name was miesha or something like that, she had grey and blue leggings on, used to be on xvideo but now i cant find it anymore. come through fam
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mindyourownbusines (11/03/2015) [-]
I have absolutely no idea and I'm sorry I can't help, but since you brought it up... does anyone want to help me find the first porno I ever watched? I've wanted to find it for years, but never could.
I remember it started in a cafe, where a beautiful young "professor" was talking to a "student" about a paper he did on China and international trade. And she said he'd need some extra credit, but they could "go around the corner" to her apartment and "talk" more. Then they left, she called her hubby and said to stop at the dry cleaners and for milk. Next thing she's seducing the kid and they're going at it on the couch, then the floor, then on a little fluffy white footstool, and finally the kitchen floor. I remember he called her "Mrs. Star" a few times, but I couldn't find her by searching that name it wasn't Bobbi Star . She was blonde and the guy was trim with dark hair. And at the end, she was like "You earned your A+" which at the time seemed kind of clever, but looking back was kind of cliche.
Wish I had more detail, but anybody? Anybody?
I remember it started in a cafe, where a beautiful young "professor" was talking to a "student" about a paper he did on China and international trade. And she said he'd need some extra credit, but they could "go around the corner" to her apartment and "talk" more. Then they left, she called her hubby and said to stop at the dry cleaners and for milk. Next thing she's seducing the kid and they're going at it on the couch, then the floor, then on a little fluffy white footstool, and finally the kitchen floor. I remember he called her "Mrs. Star" a few times, but I couldn't find her by searching that name it wasn't Bobbi Star . She was blonde and the guy was trim with dark hair. And at the end, she was like "You earned your A+" which at the time seemed kind of clever, but looking back was kind of cliche.
Wish I had more detail, but anybody? Anybody?
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mindyourownbusines (11/03/2015) [-] My powers of wizardry are only so strong, but I found this
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link which will supposedly let you buy it and this larger version of the GIF you posted.
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mindyourownbusines (11/03/2015) [-]
Larger gif didn't post right. Here: imagecdn.clips4sale.com/accounts99/32364/clip_images/RealManvsMieshaAss.gif
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thegamepixel (11/03/2015) [-] Does No Fap November mean nothing to you?
Through my search I have found 2 possible candidates, either You need to login to view this link or You need to login to view this link although its likely the former as I was able to go through all the videos on the second one briefly. However with the details you gave I can't find it, but I'd assume its the only video with those leggings.
Through my search I have found 2 possible candidates, either You need to login to view this link or You need to login to view this link although its likely the former as I was able to go through all the videos on the second one briefly. However with the details you gave I can't find it, but I'd assume its the only video with those leggings.
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thegamepixel (11/03/2015) [-] Well then, have fun searching through 31 pages of videos on the link I sent you.
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anon (11/03/2015) [-]
"turn your ankles into wine"
>>The stick that moses didnt turn into a snake
You nig
>>The stick that moses didnt turn into a snake
You nig
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thearcher (11/03/2015) [-]
Been looking for a porn site now where everything's genuine (no fantasies) - so a nurse is actually a nurse and not a porn star in a make-believe scenario, same with other things like teachers and whatnot - anyone know of anything?
