April Fools Compilation
He/She who declared it blared it.
He/She who observed it served it.
He/She who detected it ejected it.
He/She who said the rhyme did the crime.
Whoever spoke last set off the blast.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Whoever denied it supplied it.
The next person who speaks is the person who reeks.
The smeller's the feller.
He/She who inculpated promulgated.
The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse.
Whoever's poking fun is the smoking gun
He/She who accuses blew the fuses.
He/She who refuted it tooted it.
He/She who pointed the finger pulled the trigger.
He/She who articulated it particulated it.
He/She who deduced it produced it.
He/She who was a smart-ass has a fart-ass
She who sniffed it biffed it.
The slanderer made the gland error.
He/She who eulogized it aerosolized it.
Whoever makes the joke makes the ass smoke.
He/She who rapped it cracked it.
Whoever rebuts it cuts it.
Whoever spoke it broke it.
Whoever asked gassed.
Whoever started farted.
Whoever explained it ordained it.
Whoever described it applied it.
Whoever thunk it stunk it.
Whoever resented it, presented it.
Whoever accused it, diffused it.
Whoever spoke the words is baking the turds.
He/She who spoke it broke it.
He/She who did the verse made it worse.
He/She who Painted Fainted.
April Fools
Compilation
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Compilation
British astronomer Patrick Moore told
intoners the movement of two planes would result m
an upward pull that would make people
Righter at precisely 9: 47 am. that day, He Inveted "
audience to Vamp m the aw and expeirence "a strange
floating sensation," Within , dozens of (intoners
had phoned m to say the experament had worked',
q., SIN TAX
my has sew
In . residents ofa town m Illinois were worried
about a new "sin" tax thew my was .
According to the plan, townspeople would have to call
a special number once every two months to be taken
through a by a my employee who would
first hook up the phone to a device that determined
whether callers were answering truthfully, Answers that
Indicated residents had been engaging m various forms
would prompt the levying ofa bimonthly tax
against them. the amount depending on what they' d
been up to and how often,
St DIGITAL BIG BEN
980, the BBC reported that Ben, m order to
keep up wth the waxes. was goong to be gaven a decal
readout. The announcement received a huge response
from Fasteners shocked and angered by the proposed
change, The BBC japanese service also announced that
the clock hands would be sold to the first four Fasteners
to contact them. C) seaman m the mid-
Adanced immedately radioed m a bid,
Pt FINNISH ENGINEERING
there was only one channel m Sweden, and I
broadcast m black and warte. But on V April , the
station' s technical expert, Kjell Svensson, appeared on
the news to announce that thanks to a new technology,
viewers could convert thew existing sets to display
color reception. All they had to do was pull a nylon
stocking over thew screen, Svensson proceeded to
demonstrate the process. Thousands of people were
taken m.
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