April Fools Karma. scrolling through facebook and come across a friend's status.... III verizon 4: 42 PM d Pest stopped by work this morning to snag my sunglass april fools Oldsmobile 442 get it no okay
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April Fools Karma

scrolling through facebook and come across a friend's status...

III verizon 4: 42 PM
d Pest
stopped by work this morning to snag my
sunglasses and this homeless woman was
calling me a bunch of gay slurs like fag and
all those original things because i didn' t
want to give her maney for what she called
getting super baked"
i said, "oh, i' m Sorry i must not have
seen you, can i give you some money?
her face warmed up so friendly and as i
went up to her to give her a twenty dollar bill
I stopped for a second, looked her in the
eyes,
and said april fools,
this holiday is magical
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#1 - cptmctavish (04/02/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I usually wouldn't find this funny, but since she insulted OP it's okay, this 						****					 is hilarious
I usually wouldn't find this funny, but since she insulted OP it's okay, this **** is hilarious
#4 - include ONLINE (04/02/2014) [+] (24 replies)
karma thread.
karma thread.
#3 - GoldenBob (04/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#29 - leftbehind (04/02/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I know she was a junkie but still WTF dude?
I know she was a junkie but still WTF dude?
#36 to #34 - leftbehind (04/02/2014) [-]
"getting super baked"

Don't think she was talkin' about her abilities as a cook
User avatar #21 - mymommasallama ONLINE (04/02/2014) [+] (7 replies)
i have a weird policy with the homeless.... i only give change to the honest ones. its easy to tell when a bum is feeding you a bs story.....but one bum that came up to me and said "yo, i need some change for some mo'fukkin al-ca-haw" i gave that dude 5 bucks and a half smoked joint i was saving for later
User avatar #28 - CaptalnPlanet (04/02/2014) [-]
my 6th grade teacher once gave a homeless man like 6 sandwiches from mcdonalds and a large coffee for thanksgiving and he told her he would rather have the money
#35 - ilieksheep (04/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
All the homeless people where I live are pricks.   
I've had plenty watch me go to a cash point and get money out then ask me for money, knowing full well I've only got the money I've just got out, which is usually a £20 note or something.   
I'll tell them I've got no change, which I basically never do. If I've got some small change yeah I used to give it to them, but not anymore.   
   
Mainly because after a while if I told them I had nothing they'd start shouting and swearing, heard all sorts off them. One time a guy asked me for money but I offered him the subway I'd just bought instead, got called a cunt and got told to 						****					 off.   
   
tl/dr; I hate homeless people, 9 times out of 10, they're wankers.
All the homeless people where I live are pricks.
I've had plenty watch me go to a cash point and get money out then ask me for money, knowing full well I've only got the money I've just got out, which is usually a £20 note or something.
I'll tell them I've got no change, which I basically never do. If I've got some small change yeah I used to give it to them, but not anymore.

Mainly because after a while if I told them I had nothing they'd start shouting and swearing, heard all sorts off them. One time a guy asked me for money but I offered him the subway I'd just bought instead, got called a cunt and got told to **** off.

tl/dr; I hate homeless people, 9 times out of 10, they're wankers.
#32 - thelastelephant ONLINE (04/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
The last homeless guy I gave money to was a guy who told me how to get to the shopping center in downtown Seattle. I knew where I was going already, but props to him for trying to be helpful instead of just bothering people for change.   
   
Also, 						****					 this bitch.
The last homeless guy I gave money to was a guy who told me how to get to the shopping center in downtown Seattle. I knew where I was going already, but props to him for trying to be helpful instead of just bothering people for change.

Also, **** this bitch.
User avatar #40 - schneidend ONLINE (04/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Offer to buy food or a non-alcoholic beverage is my policy.
#37 - Wallaq (04/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #55 - Lintutu (04/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
homeless people are the most ungrateful assholes i've ever met. They're JUST like the one off of "Scary Movie".

"I asked for a DOLLAR bitch"
User avatar #6 - SkoalKing ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
"Holiday"
User avatar #60 - comandante (04/02/2014) [-]
Offer them only food, never money. Many use it for drugs. clear and simple
#74 - atma (04/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Maybe she was calling him gay because he was going to work just to get his sunglasses
Maybe she was calling him gay because he was going to work just to get his sunglasses
User avatar #70 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/03/2014) [-]
Damn, some of you guys have had really bad experiences with homeless people. The ones I've met have always been really grateful when I gave them food or water, and I've only had one who declined food, but in his defense he had just been given a sandwich like five minutes before. They're just happy to have a little help.
#54 - lemleet (04/02/2014) [-]
then she stabbed you
User avatar #62 - anusholeboner (04/02/2014) [-]
Thank god most of the homeless people here are great. They love food and don't reject it for cash (at least the ones Ive met) and some actually like talking. Ive never had one insult me for no reason, nor did one come up to me and ask for money. They take it if you're willing to give it.
User avatar #47 - yuukoku (04/02/2014) [-]
Whenever people talk about helping the homeless, most people think of how poor and desperate they are. I just think of how many homeless people are drunk, stupid ass holes. I know not all of them chose to be there and are generally nice people, but a large percentage made bad decisions and ended up there and are complete dickheads.
#58 - AlanTheIdiot (04/02/2014) [-]
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#33 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
thumbs up because you mentioned a olds 442 in the tags.
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