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Anyone Know of Chick Tracts?

 
Anyone Know of Chick Tracts?. So, there's this crazy guy named Jack Chick in charge of these weird little comics some Christians like to leave in public places

So, there's this ******* crazy guy named Jack Chick in charge of these weird little comics some Christians like to leave in public places in the hopes of converting people. The thing is, most Christians are kind hearted, reasonable, and are fairly well educated. The guy behind these comic books is an exception. He's nuts. In this comic, he explains that it doesn't matter if you're good or bad. You can be an evil mother ****** , and still go to heaven.


Anyone Know of Chick Tracts?. So, there's this crazy guy named Jack Chick in charge of these weird little comics some Christians like to leave in public places

This particular comic is about a father who molested his daughter. What does the doctor do when he finds out? He has a talk about Jesus and doesn't report this **** to the cops.


Anyone Know of Chick Tracts?. So, there's this crazy guy named Jack Chick in charge of these weird little comics some Christians like to leave in public places

And, because he's converted, he's apparently better now and he can keep his child. Thank you Jack Chick, for showing us your views on morality, and **** off.


Anyone Know of Chick Tracts?. So, there's this crazy guy named Jack Chick in charge of these weird little comics some Christians like to leave in public places

According to Mr. Chick, Halloween is evil and Satanic, and if you celebrate it, you are evil.


Anyone Know of Chick Tracts?. So, there's this crazy guy named Jack Chick in charge of these weird little comics some Christians like to leave in public places

If you play Dungeons and Dragons, you will become a legitimate witch and you will be evil.


Anyone Know of Chick Tracts?. So, there's this crazy guy named Jack Chick in charge of these weird little comics some Christians like to leave in public places

Seriously ... ?


Anyone Know of Chick Tracts?. So, there's this crazy guy named Jack Chick in charge of these weird little comics some Christians like to leave in public places

Oh, and according to this guy, Catholicism is a Satanic false religion that was kind of created by Islam. My response is, "Mr. Chick is a scum sucking, blaspheming, ignorant, Protestant pig-sow." If you understand my reference, yay! You can read these comics for free at: www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp Just search for anything you want. I wonder if this guy is still alive.

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Submitted: 07/27/2015
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User avatar #3 - jamesten (07/27/2015) [-]
if you complain about Christians trying to convert you
we're just trying to get more people into heaven
#4 to #3 - alfrsa (07/27/2015) [-]
If you complain about telemarketers trying to sell you knife sharpeners
They're just trying to get more knives sharpened
User avatar #13 to #4 - solain (07/28/2015) [-]
Religion isn't supposed to be business though
#14 to #13 - alfrsa (07/28/2015) [-]
Agreed. Although scientology is more business/ponzi scheme than religion But it shouldn't scare people into following it, either. That's not a very wholesome practice.
User avatar #15 to #14 - solain (07/28/2015) [-]
Agreed lol.
Scientology is just a convoluted con
#10 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
But wait. I play D&D. when do i get to cast spells?
#11 to #10 - thehistorylover [OP](07/28/2015) [-]
**thehistorylover used "*roll picture*"**
**thehistorylover rolled image**I play D&D too, brah, but my current player is a fighter. I don't think I'll ever cast spells.
#12 - xocnitsuj (07/28/2015) [-]
Hate these ******* things. Fearmongering.
User avatar #8 - yodaiam ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
My Grandma used to keep these around. I read them when I was bored (I was 8). They were interesting
#9 to #8 - thehistorylover [OP](07/28/2015) [-]
**thehistorylover used "*roll picture*"**
**thehistorylover rolled image**Did they convert you?
#16 to #9 - yodaiam ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
I had grow up Christian and am one now. So no.
#17 to #16 - thehistorylover [OP](07/28/2015) [-]
OK then.
User avatar #18 to #17 - yodaiam ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
I wasnt aiming the rage thing at you specificly. FJ is pretty anti relgion so I just used ot
#19 to #18 - thehistorylover [OP](07/29/2015) [-]
OK cool
User avatar #7 - jiji (07/28/2015) [-]
These are ******* funny!
Theres one called stinky about halloween and its amazing
#1 - alfrsa (07/27/2015) [-]
This **** just. **** !
#2 to #1 - thehistorylover [OP](07/27/2015) [-]
Worst part ... my grandma has some of these. Second worst part ... according to this guy, her religion is Satanic.
#5 to #2 - alfrsa (07/27/2015) [-]
Mr. Chick sounds like an all-around swell guy. I wonder if he ever masturbated without scourging himself.
#6 to #5 - thehistorylover [OP](07/27/2015) [-]
lol I bet he never did masturbate, except as an infant. (infants do masturbate, but only because it feels good to them; they don't understand sex.)
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