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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - manbearpiglet
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User avatar #4 - unlithe
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could someone summarize saw for me? never watched it and i have a weak stomach.
#18 to #4 - duedum
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It's a ****** movie for edgy teens about some guy who has cancer and puts people who he feels are wasting their lives in "a bit of a pickle". Then they need to get out by doing painful ****. Sometimes, it even tries sometimes to be "muh symbolism" and say **** like: "You drank way too much coffee, now we'll pour this coffee on your balls. All you have to do is insert this dildo made of cuban farmers until you have an anus the size of your ego".

So yeah, don't watch it.
User avatar #77 to #18 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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I loved the movie but your comment was hilarious
User avatar #19 to #18 - unlithe
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i probably won't because i vomited last time i went on 4chan two days ago
User avatar #20 to #19 - duedum
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What the **** are you talking about?
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User avatar #21 to #20 - unlithe
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weak stomach remember/ in my comment i said that and i was implying that that was the reason i didn't watch it myself. gore gets to me.
User avatar #23 to #21 - duedum
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Sorry I just read you're original post and I get it now, sorry
#24 to #23 - unlithe
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no problem bro. have this gif.
no problem bro. have this gif.
#25 to #24 - duedum
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Lel.   
   
Have a gif yourself, m8
Lel.

Have a gif yourself, m8
#26 to #25 - unlithe
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thats beautiful
thats beautiful
#70 to #26 - anon id: 9e90a451
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dark souls?
User avatar #71 to #70 - unlithe
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dark souls! i saw a version on that gif with the dark souls logo on it but im too lazy to go and get it.
#46 to #26 - gigety
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**gigety rolled a random image posted in comment #197 at Olaf's a Hottie ** have this picture that probably has nothing to do with anything
User avatar #34 to #4 - kinginyellow
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The comment by grandlordchicken sums up part of it, but here's some of the details:

John Kramer has an inoperable brain tumor, preceded by his wife having a miscarriage and leaving him, turning John to depression and attempting suicide. John survives and has the epiphany about people wasting their lives and sets up traps where they have to face the wrong their doing to themselves or others (ex: a man slitting his wrists for attention forced to crawl through barbed wire) or die. The first movie is about if the main character Dr Gordan can kill the man he's chained in an underground bathroom with, Adam, to save his family.

The series doesn't get too gory until near the end, and the message about life is kinda lost in a few movies. I suggest watching 1, 3 (little gory), and 6 for sure.
User avatar #37 to #34 - unlithe
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perhaps i will tomorrow as it's 2:30 am here.
User avatar #38 to #4 - kinginyellow
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And the puppet was made for his unborn child and became Jigsaw's symbol.
#59 to #4 - anon id: 3b1bfa32
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I would recommend it
#69 to #4 - anon id: 6e3543db
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Saw began with a doctor and a private photographer being locked up in a cell together with both being given the option of rotting in the cell or cutting their foot off as a way of punishment for the corrupt lives they lived (the basis for all of Jigsaw's victims). As the movie progressed, they learned the connection between both of them. After Jigsaw tricked the doctor to believe that the photographer was a part of a plot against him, he went crazy and began to lose it. The real "helper" then kidnapped the doctor's wife and daughter in order to give the doctor a motive to kill the photographer. In the end, he lost it and cut off his foot and eventually left the room. Then Jigsaw revealed himself to be the "dead guy" in the middle of the room, which started the whole twisted plot theme.

#80 to #4 - ncsutroll
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jigsaw asked the black man to play a game by raising a child and the black man is horrified by the possibility of facing responsiblity as a man and flees in to the forest swinging tree to tree
User avatar #82 to #80 - unlithe
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i meant the actual movie. i have plenty of answers already.
#86 to #82 - ncsutroll
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I'm well aware of what you meant.
User avatar #48 to #4 - unikornking
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It's the slaughter of the mentally retarded. You'll cringe more at how stupid these people are then the gore.
User avatar #67 to #48 - paintmered
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aka drug addicts
User avatar #49 to #48 - unlithe
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i pretty much got that from youtube parodies.
#5 to #4 - grandlordchicken
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A guy has cancer, decides to put people who seem to be wasting thier lives in situations in which they have to do really painful stuff to survive.
User avatar #6 to #5 - unlithe
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well. that was surprising. i thought it was just bout a psycho sadistic puppet dude who forces people to mutilate themselves. learn something new every day i guess.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grandlordchicken
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Well, it's that to.
User avatar #8 to #7 - unlithe
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yeah where does the puppet dude come into the story?
User avatar #9 to #8 - grandlordchicken
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He has cancer, puppet cancer.
#10 to #9 - unlithe
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what.
what.
User avatar #83 to #10 - bjornkrage
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the point is that the people can survive the **** he sets up, so if they see his face and can identify him, it wouldn't be able to last more than once.
#31 to #9 - threeeighteen
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Guess he should go visit the puppet master.
#32 to #31 - grandlordchicken
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User avatar #12 to #8 - twistedwoodthing
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The puppet is kind of like his avatar. Whenever he's talking to/ taunting his captives, he'll use footage of the puppet in the recording, rather than reveal his identity.

I'll be honest, I thought the whole "what would you do to survive" question made for a surprisingly thoughtful movie, not just the torture porn people seem to think it is.

Of course, the series kind of went off the rails in subsequent films, from what I've read.
User avatar #13 to #12 - unlithe
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thanks for clearing that up.
User avatar #11 to #8 - threeeighteen
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The puppet is meant to be like his unborn son or something. The bad man Whatever his name is. attempts suicide at one point, I think that did something to turn him into the bad man.
User avatar #16 to #11 - sphincterface
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I've heard somewhere that his name is John Kramer.
User avatar #30 to #16 - threeeighteen
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Yep, that's it. His other alias is Jigsaw I think.
User avatar #47 to #30 - mrjunebug
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Correct. Although people confuse Jigsaw as his puppet. But his puppet's name, even though it is never said in any film, is Billy.
#68 to #5 - anon id: 6e3543db
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Umm.... It wasnt people wasting their lives.. It was about him punishing immoral people for their actions and having them reconcile with themselves on said actions to stay alive... :/ Get your facts straight *****.
#85 to #68 - anon id: d1724bf8
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so still roughly 90% of the people on fj are qualified for his games
User avatar #29 to #5 - insertbrony
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he basically makes people have a will to live and to escape instead of hating their lives and causing harm to others.
User avatar #35 to #29 - kinginyellow
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Sometimes, the people usually do die because of reasons like:
They can't trust jigsaw, who never actually cheats or lies
They're unable to go through with the game
They act thinking only of themselves (in group traps)
User avatar #81 to #35 - insertbrony
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yeah. saw 5 was a real "jesus christ guys it was easy enough."
User avatar #84 to #81 - kinginyellow
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Ya I think the point was to say that in life or death situations people will panic and let someone else die to save themselves.
#17 - carbohydrates
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I want to play a game; but let me finish this **** first.
User avatar #40 to #17 - darthblam
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The game is that he slipped some serious laxatives into your lunch.
And there's no toilet paper in any of the stalls.
#42 to #40 - carbohydrates
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Toilet paper?
User avatar #3 - trogdorrules
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Morbid for blacks
User avatar #33 - flatballbouncing
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He always has to say *****, doesn't he?
#36 to #33 - theafroman
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It's rule number 4 in the black handbook.
User avatar #56 to #36 - jonathankitty
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What are the first ten rules?
#62 - baitdoesnttalkback
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handed him a white baby
#64 to #62 - justakewldewd
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There is only one logical explanation.
It's opposite day.
User avatar #58 - Durp
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Does anyone know the black guy's name? I know he does a lot of vines, but I never knew he name/account.
User avatar #60 to #58 - imadeyoureadthis
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I think he's KingBach. Or something like that. Kinda hard to tell from the quality of the video. Hope I helped.
User avatar #61 to #60 - Durp
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Thanks!
#15 - include
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It's not that bad.
It's not that bad.
User avatar #72 - vissova
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I don't know where these black people gifs come from but ******* love them.
User avatar #78 to #72 - alexsinco
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vine
User avatar #79 to #78 - vissova
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Thank you kind sir.
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