Antijokes. . ATE: T 3123 tait PM 100% Mae. 5521955 I Edit E Cdormt know I E Who' s there? I. What did Alice get for Christmas? We don't know, she still trying to open it. OC
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Mae. 5521955 I Edit
E Cdormt know I
E Who' s there? I
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Submitted: 03/20/2014
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User avatar #7 - thisismyotheruser (03/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What did Alice get for Christmas?

We don't know, she still trying to open it.
User avatar #5 - sneleoparden (03/20/2014) [-]
handicap joke time?
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top
#2 - wrocky (03/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
u say somthing
User avatar #3 - healerpants (03/20/2014) [-]
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus!
User avatar #10 - willshire (03/20/2014) [-]
what bitch can't knock with her feet, or head? maybe she just inst ******* trying hard enough.
User avatar #8 - alanflindt (03/20/2014) [-]
What would Lincoln do if he was alive today?
Probably scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
#4 - laminated (03/20/2014) [-]
Why did the blond girl jump off the bridge?

Because she was clinically depressed and didn't want to live anymore.
#1 - digatrondave (03/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Almost as good as a dead baby joke.
User avatar #19 - nibbero (03/21/2014) [-]
Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread...
User avatar #13 - moneyfunny (03/21/2014) [-]
Soooo original.... IT'S BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS
#11 - anonymous (03/21/2014) [-]
"not alice who?"
#9 - madcoww (03/20/2014) [-]
Why did the chicken cross the road?   
To get to the coolest person in the world's house.   
Knock, knock.   
(Who's there?)   
 The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the coolest person in the world's house.
Knock, knock.
(Who's there?)
The chicken.
#6 - NoXV ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.
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