Anti masturbation sillyness. Oh lordy did I laugh at this. Stop Masturbation NOW Parents, have you ever imagined your child masturbating? Do you worry what they
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Anti masturbation sillyness

Oh lordy did I laugh at this

Stop Masturbation NOW
Parents, have you ever imagined your
child masturbating? Do you worry what
they do when your back is turned? Do
you fear that they will fall into the grip of
Satan?
Worry no more! Intro... Continue Reading
the Cross'
Safely train your children to keep their hands off their dangerous sin zones
Papoose Cross and Arm Immobilizer work together to safely
u secure a sellotaping child
Adjustable canvas straps with
Adjustable head strap incorporated into backboard
Optional arm immobilizing accessory slides
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Submitted: 06/27/2014
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User avatar #4 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (06/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
The look on that kids face. Ironically this would be an effective restraint for a rape victim.
#21 - bocatadesesos (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#40 - thechosentroll (06/27/2014) [-]
You underestimate the power of masturbation. That kid WILL break free.
#13 - Proximity (06/27/2014) [-]
Why yes, I do imagine my child masturbating
#5 - minnten (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I first lost it at "dangerous sin zones", then again at "safely secure a self-raping child." Where do people come up with this **** and why aren't they performing on a stage somewhere?
#22 - sixty ONLINE (06/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"Self Raping Child"
"Self Raping Child"
#50 - ironsoul (06/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That child is going to grow up to be a serial killer.
That child is going to grow up to be a serial killer.
#24 - luuker (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
*roll image* Well huh, some parents are just...something else
#25 to #24 - boothead (06/27/2014) [-]
**boothead rolled image** Did you mean this?
User avatar #2 - mostlyshits (06/27/2014) [-]
Sounds ideal for bondage equipment.
#26 - economic (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**economic rolled image** This can't be real.
#29 - withstrangeraeons (06/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
But falling into the Grip of Satan is the only way I get to sleep at night.
#56 - AceofHearts (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"the grip of Satan"
"the grip of Satan"
User avatar #7 - mrnpc (06/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This is what happens when feminists and Christians breed.
#78 - kingpongthedon (06/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
How the **** could it be self-rape? I don't think anybody has ever non-consensually jerked themselves off.
#66 - arbitraryarmor ONLINE (06/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>fire starts in the middle of the night
>parents flee the house
>child immobilized, can't escape fire
#34 - bellumfaico (06/27/2014) [-]
Do i really need to say anything?
#23 - jmillenium (06/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This is a joke right? Right? Right? Someone please tell me they're joking.
#164 - tezzcakes (06/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Won't the kid eventually develop a link between arousal and restraint?
This is how people develop bondage/denial fetishes.
#99 - imsohigh (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**imsohigh rolled image**
**imsohigh rolled image**
#11 - anonymous (06/27/2014) [-]
Isn't this illegal restraint of a child or something? How is this allowed? Why is this a thing? It's funny, but then you realize some stupid abusive parents probably actually use it, and completely destroy their child's developmental psyche.
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