Anti joke. . 4 [-] Ferraro poiints 20 hours ago 1 How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family. BEL poiints 20 hours ago 1 How do you make a plumber atop cryi
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4 [-] Ferraro poiints 20 hours ago
1 How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
BEL poiints 20 hours ago
1 How do you make a plumber atop crying? Kill him.
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4 [-] 1. 328 poiints LB hours ago
1 Now that' s what f call fixing a leak
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4 [-] Dur-‘ fear 1. 431 poiints LB hours ago
1 Hey, that' s an actual joke. Get the **** out of here.
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Submitted: 11/02/2013
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#77 - chikkachikkayaa (11/03/2013) [-]
What has 8 legs and makes a woman scream?

Gang Rape.
#76 - slimeywaffles (11/03/2013) [-]
Mfw looking at all these bad jokes in the comments
Mfw looking at all these bad jokes in the comments
#72 - nakedclothes (11/03/2013) [-]
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're lawyers
User avatar #71 - samous (11/03/2013) [-]
If babies did'nt cry there will no point of a fleshlight.
User avatar #70 - teoferrazzi (11/03/2013) [-]
so people are starting to say 'get out' on reddit too
that's ok
no that's not ok that's ******* terrible
User avatar #69 - akabei (11/03/2013) [-]
What do you call 12 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A terrible boating accident.
User avatar #73 to #69 - tallzed (11/03/2013) [-]
I always thought it was a good start.
#67 - munyman (11/03/2013) [-]
I feel uncomfortable here all of a sudden.
#64 - pointblanc (11/03/2013) [-]
how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
depends how hard you throw them

how many babies does it take to make a roof?
depends how thick you slice them

how do you stop a baby running around in circles?
nail his/her other foot to the ground
#63 - icelandicjesus (11/03/2013) [-]
Why do you put a baby feet first in a blender?
So you can cum on it's face

Pic not relevant.
#66 to #63 - magnusraiden (11/03/2013) [-]
W-why?
W-why?
#78 to #66 - icelandicjesus (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm funny in that way.
I'm funny in that way.
User avatar #61 - kanpai (11/03/2013) [-]
Why did sally fall of the swing?

Because she was born without limbs

KNOCK KNOCK!
who's there?
Not sally
User avatar #60 - kanpai (11/03/2013) [-]
How do you get a baby to float ?

You take your foot of it's head
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User avatar #58 - demonican (11/03/2013) [-]
A little girl walks into the bathroom while her mother is showering,
she see that her mother has hair down there and asks her:
-Mom, why do you have hair down there?
The reply she got was:
-It's kinda complicated, you will also get it when you grow up.

The next day she see her dad in the shower.
She points at his dick and asks:
What is that?
And get the reply:
It's a dick and you'll get it as soon as your mother has gone to work...

The man is now in jail awaiting a death sentence.
The accusations are:
Rape
Incest
Maltreatment of kids.
Causation of psychological traumas for both his daughter and his wife.
This isn't something to joke about.


Please don't hurt me!
User avatar #56 - lawander **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
How do you make an FJer cry?
Get the **** out of here
User avatar #55 - toymoo (11/03/2013) [-]
How do you make a little girl cry? Wipe your cum on her teddy bear
What's the best thing about a 5 year old girl? You can turn her over and pretend she's a 5 year old boy
What's the best thing about a 5 year old boy? No pretending
What is the warmest thing in a dead, 4 year old's body? MY DICK
#54 - byzantinian (11/03/2013) [-]
Can someone please fix the ,,get out,, part?
User avatar #53 - Rei (11/03/2013) [-]
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?
Because he is dead.
User avatar #52 - fagaloneon (11/03/2013) [-]
whats green whistles and is nailed to a wall
a hering
User avatar #50 - finblob (11/03/2013) [-]
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
she had no arms
Knock Knock, who's there?
not Sally
#48 - captaincapital ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
So uh, did we move on from tumblrjunk to become redditjunk now?
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