Another post about being back

sewallman

If you're not one of my friends, you will not know this. But FJ being down actually got me a promotion at work. I'm making twice the pay, working five hours less each week.

My boss told me that he was waiting until I spent less time on my phone each night, and with FJ being down.. There was no reason to sit on my phone for hours at a time.

Thanks Admin, I love you.

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Submitted:	10/10/2014

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#1 - jjemz (10/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)

stickied by Sewallman

lol

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#7 - BmanX (10/10/2014) [-]

How do you feel knowing your promotion lasted a week?

#6 - anon (10/10/2014) [-]

Goodbye Promotion hello FJ There is no time for life

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#5 - theuglypanda (10/10/2014) [-]

No ****** way
bravo
>yfw

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#19 - krayon (10/10/2014) [-]

**krayon rolled image** YFW Promotion!

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#8 - devilofscience (10/10/2014) [-]

I'm assuming you either, work at night, were using a company phone that recorded your internet usage, or have a creepy overbearing boss.

#16 to #8 - sewallman [OP]ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]

I work at night and my boss checks cameras pretty often.

#17 to #16 - devilofscience (10/10/2014) [-]

It's better than you having a creepy boss that stalks you during your off hours, don't know if that makes you feel better about it bu... oh hold up I need to close my blinds my boss is back.

#20 to #16 - greenwithenvy

(10/10/2014) [-]

Are you freddy Fazbear?

#29 to #20 - sewallman [OP]ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]

I cleaned floors over night, now I'm checking other people's work.

#31 - anon (10/10/2014) [-]

I got a girlfriend, lost my virginity started working out got a job actually did some homework and got caught up in school. This site is worse then ******* drugs but I'm happy I can go back to being lazy.

#51 to #31 - ripinkill (10/10/2014) [-]

I've seen about 12 comments of people all saying they got a girlfriend, got better grades, and started working out. (basically whole life turned around) cause of fj going down (including this content) Is this for realz?

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#36 - evilhomer (10/10/2014) [-]

Now that FJ is back YFW

#43 - swedotcom (10/10/2014) [-]

Meanwhile, I lost my job and I'm about to split ways with my gf...

#50 to #43 - anon (10/10/2014) [-]

lol get fukn rekt loser

#52 to #43 - lewiskinnaird (10/10/2014) [-]

**lewiskinnaird rolled image**

We're here for you. The servers being down have brought us all closer together.
Just kidding but seriously, sorry dude

#46 to #43 - friendlyanonymous (10/10/2014) [-]

Don't be sad over that **** . Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks. You gotta pick up yoself, understand your self worth will always trump what another says or does to you, and straight live erryday in spite of erryone else.
Source: GF of a year and a half left me a few days ago because I asked her to talk to me more after she left for an entire week, no mention of it.

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#33 - sedativechunk (10/10/2014) [-]

#11 - grimmwaters (10/10/2014) [-]

Congrats on the promotion!

#22 - thebluejakel (10/10/2014) [-]

**thebluejakel rolled image** Well your life sucks.

#21 - kurusudarling ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]

five more hours a week you can spent on fj

#15 - srhkid (10/10/2014) [-]

Now no excuses. Buy **** off amazon for admin

#9 - snakephallus ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]

Fj being down actually hurt me, without a place to browse mindlessly and get some good chuckles in before going back to schoolwork, I had a panic attack from the never ending stress.

#39 to #9 - anon (10/10/2014) [-]

>panic attack
back to reddit faggot

#48 - neelix (10/10/2014) [-]

thats ******** , nobody employer in their right mind would pay an employee double and have them work less for what, maximum of a couple extra hours a day