Another Salute to Customer Service. All credit to memegenerator.net/Retail-Robin I apologize for the alignment. I made a similar compilation a few months ago, s Customer Service
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Another Salute to Customer Service. All credit to memegenerator.net/Retail-Robin I apologize for the alignment. I made a similar compilation a few months ago, s

All credit to memegenerator.net/Retail-Robin
I apologize for the alignment. I made a similar compilation a few months ago, so I figured a second would be a good idea.
The last four are ones I made, based on my jobs as a cashier and busboy.
I have lots of jobs in my life, and most of the customers I interacted with were nice, but sometimes you get those individuals who make you crazy. So this compilation is dedicated to all those people who have shared that pain.

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#5 - halofiratwin
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(02/14/2014) [-]
As an employee of a grocery store, I can attest to ALL OF THESE.
#36 to #5 - twilightdusk
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(02/15/2014) [-]
people take up tables in a grocery store?
User avatar #67 to #36 - CrazyWhiteGurl
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(02/15/2014) [-]
My grocery where I personally work has a deli a salad bar and they serve freshly made hot meals so we have a small area with tables and booths so people can sit down and eat.
User avatar #68 to #67 - CrazyWhiteGurl
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(02/15/2014) [-]
deli WITH an salad bar. I need to go to bed ugh.
User avatar #94 to #68 - ninjawildcat
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(02/15/2014) [-]
a*

sorry...
User avatar #103 to #94 - CrazyWhiteGurl
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(02/15/2014) [-]
More proof for the above statement
User avatar #105 to #103 - ninjawildcat
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(02/15/2014) [-]
lol
#113 to #36 - halofiratwin
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(02/16/2014) [-]
it was more along the line of customers losing their ability to read upon entering the building but yeah, we have a table over by our bakery where people can eat any deli meals they buy, and you would not BELIEVE how often that able makes it way into the Grocery department. it sucks.
User avatar #10 - dstone
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(02/14/2014) [-]
Work at used game retailer.

Phone rings and I answer

"Preplayed."
'How much would you guys buy _________ for?'
"We're not allowed to give quotes over the phone, due to the fact that we have to verify the condition of the game's disc and case in person before I can get you a solid number."

'....So you're not gonna tell me.'

"No sir, I am not."

'Well you know GameStop does.'

"I am aware."

'And...?'

"Goodbye sir."
#88 to #10 - juventud
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(02/15/2014) [-]
do u evn hav batletoeds?
#107 to #88 - dstone
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(02/15/2014) [-]
We do actually, it's 29.99. I'm headed into work later today. Will take pic with time stamp

Pic unrelated....it's my current desktop. Praise the sun.
User avatar #40 - sketchysketchist
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Though I've never had a job in my life, I understand a lot of this **** is very infuriating, but a good amount is just you being a cunt who needs to get a job somewhere else.

People don't have to tip you ****, tips are optional and some people choose to tip larger than others. Stop demanding higher tips.

If people ask you a question, you don't have to answer. But that makes you an asshole. If I didn't work at your store but someone else asks me if I know where something is, I'm not going to bitch about it. I'll point them to where they need to go.

And a lot of this can be resolved by telling the customer they're not allowed to do something like buy 50 items in an express lane.

Now, can anyone point me in the direction of a meme that does this for customers point of view of customer service?
#80 to #40 - EpicAnon
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(02/15/2014) [-]
I found the unemployed, mooching faggot.
#93 to #40 - crazyhindu
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(02/15/2014) [-]
That's the thing you've never had a job you wouldn't understand these little things since its never happened to you, most of the time these are just small instances but sometimes day after day it is the same thing with the same people doing the same stupid **** every ******* day, imagine if I mentioned your name but not every day just every other day or maybe twice a day or 50 times in a month from now, would that be annoying? yes. Also get another job? Oh another thing some restraunts tips are not optional. Besides because of tips employers get to pay waiters/waitresses less than minimum wage.
That's the thing you've never had a job you wouldn't understand these little things since its never happened to you, most of the time these are just small instances but sometimes day after day it is the same thing with the same people doing the same stupid **** every ******* day, imagine if I mentioned your name but not every day just every other day or maybe twice a day or 50 times in a month from now, would that be annoying? yes. Also get another job? Oh another thing some restraunts tips are not optional. Besides because of tips employers get to pay waiters/waitresses less than minimum wage.
User avatar #97 to #93 - sketchysketchist
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Well maybe it's not the same thing, but I have worked at a student store in my highschool.
My highschool is ghetto, so imagine working with the stupidest people every single day, with no change.
And without getting paid.
Though it did have it's upsides.
User avatar #99 to #97 - crazyhindu
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(02/15/2014) [-]
I'm assuming you just handed people things right? for like an hour or so a day? imagine that stupidness for hours on end EVERY ******* DAY
User avatar #102 to #99 - sketchysketchist
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(02/15/2014) [-]
No, I had to sell them **** and they constantly tried to **** me out of paying me well.
Also, I secretly operated the student store and tried to keep it low-key because the administrators banned the store because snacks are unhealthy,( but also because they made money from how many students ate lunch and students preferred to pay for snacks than eat a ****** free lunch), yet the idiots went around trashing the place with snacks and being loud about buying stuff.
Oh and I had to ride public transportation with these idiots who came up to me and complain about me telling them to be quiet and other B.S. that I have no power over.
#44 to #40 - Brass [OP]
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Is it nice in your little world of ignorance and naivety?
User avatar #45 to #44 - sketchysketchist
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Look I know a lot of customers are just idiots, but a lot of customer service people are just grouchy dicks who blame the consumer for being in a job that isn't suited for them.
If you don't like it, quit and let someone else take your paycheck.
User avatar #48 to #45 - Brass [OP]
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(02/15/2014) [-]
The fact that you have never been employed automatically diminishes or negates any argument you attempt to use. Try holding a tax paying position in society and be accountable for your own finances and you will discover how wrong you are in your assertions.
User avatar #51 to #48 - sketchysketchist
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Dude, just because I never worked a real job doesn't negate my opinion.
The same way not being gay means you have no right to defend or attack gay rights.

Like I said, either do your job and get used to it, or do whatever it takes to move on up to a job you like where you won't bash on people who are just doing their thing.
#46 to #40 - stonedhamster
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Must be nice living in a mansion. Do your heating bills get very high in the winter, or does all the ******** coming out of your mouth keep it warm?
User avatar #55 to #46 - sketchysketchist
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(02/15/2014) [-]
THis is totally bate.
#6 - theonionyrogue
Reply -31 123456789123345869
(02/14/2014) [-]
Boo ******* Hoo
#9 to #6 - riayl
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#11 to #6 - lolollo
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(02/14/2014) [-]
You sound like the kind of guy who would hide behind the fact that a guy works for a store to be a dillhole to him.

You're precisely the reason I'm a dillhole to anyone I see acting like a dillhole to a customer service rep.
User avatar #54 to #11 - thinginyrcloset
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(02/15/2014) [-]
I liked the part when you said dillhole
User avatar #13 to #11 - theonionyrogue
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(02/14/2014) [-]
I've worked in customer service before, and it's ******* terrible, but people are people. ******* deal with it. People like to have a reason that they're the victims, and I'm sick of seeing it.
#14 to #13 - lolollo
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(02/14/2014) [-]
It's funny, because you can read your comment from the other perspective, and it makes just as much sense.
#21 to #13 - anon id: 8dc1d902
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(02/15/2014) [-]
you don't sound like someone who has worked in customer service. stop being a prick, for your own sake.
User avatar #106 to #21 - theonionyrogue
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(02/15/2014) [-]
I'm getting ******* crucified over this ****, please don't call me a liar too. It's bumming me out hardcore.
#53 - blokrokker
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(02/15/2014) [-]
"Nope! Allow me to bring you to our secret dog collar section in the employee lounge."

Keep going.
User avatar #34 - mulciber
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(02/15/2014) [-]
When some people think of the name Winn-Dixie, they think of a charming movie about a girl and a dog. When I hear the name, I cringe at the stupidity of humans as a whole.

I'm one of two closing Service Associates on a given night. My job includes watching the self checkout, using my manager code to override registers, and attempting to ease a customer's time in our store, officially.

Unofficially, my job is, along with that listed in the OP, listening to idiots say "It's waiting on you!" at 30dB, when the sign clearly says self checkout. You're the cashier. I'm the wrangler of this retard rodeo.

My job is also dealing with people who think a service desk is a full time check out lane, and people who complain when I say I cannot take them at this time. Then there's those people who complain about a $0.30 difference on their bill. It's 30 cents. What the hell are you going to do with it?
User avatar #35 to #34 - reginleif
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(02/15/2014) [-]
>who complain about a $0.30 difference on their bill. It's 30 cents. What the hell are you >going to do with it?

I see you met my mother.
User avatar #47 to #35 - godofcorndog
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(02/15/2014) [-]
And my grandmother
#59 to #47 - anon id: 15d32467
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(02/15/2014) [-]
And my axe!



err... I mean ex...
User avatar #56 - mrbuu
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(02/15/2014) [-]
work at walmart in produce. They see me with banana's stocking a banana rack near the GENERAL MERCHANT DICE. ask me a question about some small insignificant object that has no real location like glitter would be arts and crafts. ***** there is over 1000 items in walmart how the **** does a produce worker know where that ******* thing is damn ******.
User avatar #42 - fyaq
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(02/15/2014) [-]
>Works at walmart
>Everyone else is retarded

You sure about that?
User avatar #30 - marohawk
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(02/15/2014) [-]
I worked at a Wal-Mart before. I had a manager ask me what I like most about working at Wal-Mart. I looked him dead in the eyes and said "clocking out".
User avatar #1 - charagrin
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(02/14/2014) [-]
The second one gets me. Every day I get some 90 year old cheapskate in with a Tracfone they bought at Wally World for 5 bucks less than we sell it for. Then they expect my 20$/hr crew to set up the phone for free that they bought elsewhere.

That's like expecting one dealership to work on a car bought elsewhere, for free.

The other one that pisses me off is people coming in to ask questions about a product, just to tell my guy after 30 minutes that they are gonna buy it online since it's cheaper at ****************.com. Good luck returning it, getting technical support, or returning it if it is faulty, assuming you get the correct item you ordered in the first place, jackass.