Another Salute to Customer Service. All credit to memegenerator.net/Retail-Robin I apologize for the alignment. I made a similar compilation a few months ago, s Customer Service

Another Salute to Customer Service

All credit to memegenerator.net/Retail-Robin
I apologize for the alignment. I made a similar compilation a few months ago, so I figured a second would be a good idea.
The last four are ones I made, based on my jobs as a cashier and busboy.
I have lots of jobs in my life, and most of the customers I interacted with were nice, but sometimes you get those individuals who make you crazy. So this compilation is dedicated to all those people who have shared that pain.

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Submitted: 02/14/2014
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#5 - halofiratwin (02/14/2014) [+] (7 replies)
As an employee of a grocery store, I can attest to ALL OF THESE.
User avatar #10 - dstone (02/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Work at used game retailer.

Phone rings and I answer

"Preplayed."
'How much would you guys buy _________ for?'
"We're not allowed to give quotes over the phone, due to the fact that we have to verify the condition of the game's disc and case in person before I can get you a solid number."

'....So you're not gonna tell me.'

"No sir, I am not."

'Well you know GameStop does.'

"I am aware."

'And...?'

"Goodbye sir."
User avatar #40 - sketchysketchist (02/15/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Though I've never had a job in my life, I understand a lot of this **** is very infuriating, but a good amount is just you being a cunt who needs to get a job somewhere else.

People don't have to tip you **** , tips are optional and some people choose to tip larger than others. Stop demanding higher tips.

If people ask you a question, you don't have to answer. But that makes you an asshole. If I didn't work at your store but someone else asks me if I know where something is, I'm not going to bitch about it. I'll point them to where they need to go.

And a lot of this can be resolved by telling the customer they're not allowed to do something like buy 50 items in an express lane.

Now, can anyone point me in the direction of a meme that does this for customers point of view of customer service?
#46 to #40 - stonedhamster (02/15/2014) [-]
Must be nice living in a mansion. Do your heating bills get very high in the winter, or does all the ******** coming out of your mouth keep it warm?
#6 - theonionyrogue ONLINE (02/14/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Boo ******* Hoo
#11 to #6 - lolollo (02/14/2014) [-]
You sound like the kind of guy who would hide behind the fact that a guy works for a store to be a dillhole to him.

You're precisely the reason I'm a dillhole to anyone I see acting like a dillhole to a customer service rep.
#53 - blokrokker (02/15/2014) [-]
"Nope! Allow me to bring you to our secret dog collar section in the employee lounge."

Keep going.
User avatar #34 - mulciber (02/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
When some people think of the name Winn-Dixie, they think of a charming movie about a girl and a dog. When I hear the name, I cringe at the stupidity of humans as a whole.

I'm one of two closing Service Associates on a given night. My job includes watching the self checkout, using my manager code to override registers, and attempting to ease a customer's time in our store, officially.

Unofficially, my job is, along with that listed in the OP, listening to idiots say "It's waiting on you!" at 30dB, when the sign clearly says self checkout. You're the cashier. I'm the wrangler of this retard rodeo.

My job is also dealing with people who think a service desk is a full time check out lane, and people who complain when I say I cannot take them at this time. Then there's those people who complain about a $0.30 difference on their bill. It's 30 cents. What the hell are you going to do with it?
User avatar #35 to #34 - reginleif ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
>who complain about a $0.30 difference on their bill. It's 30 cents. What the hell are you >going to do with it?

I see you met my mother.
User avatar #56 - mrbuu (02/15/2014) [-]
work at walmart in produce. They see me with banana's stocking a banana rack near the GENERAL MERCHANT DICE. ask me a question about some small insignificant object that has no real location like glitter would be arts and crafts. ***** there is over 1000 items in walmart how the **** does a produce worker know where that ******* thing is damn ****** .
User avatar #42 - fyaq (02/15/2014) [-]
>Works at walmart
>Everyone else is retarded

You sure about that?
User avatar #30 - marohawk (02/15/2014) [-]
I worked at a Wal-Mart before. I had a manager ask me what I like most about working at Wal-Mart. I looked him dead in the eyes and said "clocking out".
User avatar #3 - pwnagraphy ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
Kids screaming, trying to jump over counter into back


Parents laugh "Kids will be kids, right?" and encourage them
User avatar #1 - charagrin (02/14/2014) [-]
The second one gets me. Every day I get some 90 year old cheapskate in with a Tracfone they bought at Wally World for 5 bucks less than we sell it for. Then they expect my 20$/hr crew to set up the phone for free that they bought elsewhere.

That's like expecting one dealership to work on a car bought elsewhere, for free.

The other one that pisses me off is people coming in to ask questions about a product, just to tell my guy after 30 minutes that they are gonna buy it online since it's cheaper at **************** .com. Good luck returning it, getting technical support, or returning it if it is faulty, assuming you get the correct item you ordered in the first place, jackass.
#77 - threetimesavirgin (02/15/2014) [-]
>Be today
>Be working P.O.S
>Can't open lockbox where we store big bills; 50s 100s etc
>Lady pays with 100
>wants a 50 dollar bill in change
>Tell her calmly I can't do that
>Offer to give her 50 dollars in change, just not a solid fifty dollar bill
>All hell breaks loose
>"I'm giving you a $100 and you can't give me $50??!?!?!"
>"No, ma'am. I don't have a key to lock--"
>"You're useless!"
>Continues to rage; line forming behind her
>Call manager, lady calms only to be made angrier when he tells her he can't open it for security reasons
>Screams at me, screams at manager
>Manager walks away and I hand over her change in 20s and 10s
>Stomps away without receipt vowing to never come here again
> ***********************
User avatar #24 - roflstorm (02/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I was doing volunteer work at a Sobey's about 4 months back and one of the last few people i helped said this;
"I was in the fruit and veggie section and i didn't see any bags of milk."
I almost said, "Gee, i wonder why" But instead said, "Double check. If it isnt there, check the chilled foods and beverages aisle 8 aisles down where you would normally find them."

It's about as close i can get to having one of the moments like in the content.
User avatar #27 to #25 - Brass (02/15/2014) [-]
Not to assume anything, but it sounds like you are from Canada. In the United States you can buy cigarettes in most supermarkets and in some states you can also buy hard liquor.
User avatar #16 - joeyliquid (02/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I can reasonably agree with some of these, but some simply sound like your over-reacting like **** and whining like a little bitch. I've worked in supermarket, before so I understand
#60 - TheForbiddenOne (02/15/2014) [-]
My time working in Customer Service , while making me hate humanity as a whole,  has pretty much ingrained the need to be polite to other people in the same line of work, because I know how much the job can suck.
My time working in Customer Service , while making me hate humanity as a whole, has pretty much ingrained the need to be polite to other people in the same line of work, because I know how much the job can suck.
User avatar #50 - threeeighteen (02/15/2014) [-]
My time as a cashier has contributed to my hatred for people and my fantasy of removing myself from society except the internet . So obviously it's me that's the problem.
#38 - DisgruntledTomato (02/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>I work in a restaurant, which regularly gets 100% customer satisfaction reports.
>We have 2 Michelin stars to our name
>mfw people complain about the toilet mirror having tiny water spots on them
User avatar #37 - noblexfenrir (02/15/2014) [-]
While I used to work in customer service and can relate to alot of these...servers and the like should be tipped on service provided, not on how much I decide to spend that day. If you're a server and you are honestly expecting 25-50 because I decided to spend 150-200 for whatever reason, you are ****** in the head.

Very rarely will I ever get servers worth 10 dollars, so almost never one worth 25. Majority of the time I will give 1-2 dollar tips for various reasons, because at the end of the day, you need to give me service that warrants it. Otherwise, I can write down what I want and go pick it up from the damn kitchen myself.
#32 - wisdomtooth (02/15/2014) [-]
Some of these may be true, but for most of them you're just being a judgmental asshole
Some of these may be true, but for most of them you're just being a judgmental asshole
#26 - stonedhamster (02/15/2014) [-]
every....... ******* ......... time.....
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