Another Facebook. . Last night at approximately 12 o' clock, something happened. A second year slowly walked into my room, wearing what appeared to be only a sm
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Another Facebook

Last night at approximately 12 o' clock, something happened.
A second year slowly walked into my room, wearing what appeared to
be only a smirk and a nerf gun on his belt.
Uturn quietly to face him.
Is this what you really want?" .
He reaches for the gun.
Because f it is, a lot of good people are going to die tonight."
He slowly pulls it from his holster.
Son, before you do this, Iwant you to know..."
He starts aiming, and he hasn' t wiped that grin off his face.
Th at Anth ony is here too."
My roommate unleashes a ******* tsunami of darts from his gun, and
while our adversary is distracted Udraw my Maverick from it' s place in
my desk. What happens next is a fourth floor nerf war, the likes of
which Ne never seen before.
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#1 - kampi (05/05/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I also want people like them in my life.
I also want people like them in my life.
#12 - nooter (05/06/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Nerf gun fights are ******* gay
User avatar #13 to #12 - herptyderpies (05/06/2014) [-]
ur fking gay fggt
User avatar #4 - stonetomcat (05/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"A tsunami of darts" That's a lot of darts. Maybe they should nerf the speed?
User avatar #14 - butteredhamster (05/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I seriously read this as only wearing a smirk and a nerf gun belt and NOTHING else.
Nekkid Nerf Fight!
#19 - huehuehueone (05/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
mfw nerf war
mfw nerf war
User avatar #10 - useroftheLOLZ (05/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Nerf is so much ******* fun, if you hard ball it.

***** I'm talking about pro ball nerf.

Nerf doesn't want a ***** to long shot otha ******* asses. So remove that compressor limiting yo stoppin powah.

Nerf intentionally uses chink eye plastic parts. Remove the barrel, and replace it with a copper or aluminum replacement.

Nerf don't want a ***** to get hit too hard. **** dat pussy ass **** . Take yo darts, put copper bbs inside of dem, throw them in a pillow case, and throw dat **** into the drying machine fo twenty minutes.

Aint nobody goin to kill yo ass cause yo going to swole with dat modded gear.
#66 - Ken M (05/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #9 - legionofbronies (05/06/2014) [-]
I remember 'Nam.
#59 - Ken M (05/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What language is this written in, ,,a second year walks in,, ?
User avatar #60 to #59 - Harkonnen (05/06/2014) [-]
I thought he was talking about new year's eve too but second year means sophomore
#37 - grimmwaters ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
Meanwhile, on the fourth floor!
Meanwhile, on the fourth floor!
#24 - xcoreyx (05/06/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I'm so confused how does a year walk into a room
User avatar #6 - doombunni (05/06/2014) [+] (9 replies)
My floor used to have nerf wars. I kept a nerf gun my desk and a nerf shotgun in my closet for random skirmishes, and someone went out and bought one of those large ones that shoot around 100 rounds
#8 to #7 - doombunni (05/06/2014) [-]
I think it was this one
#74 - lininop (05/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"wearing nothing but a smirk and a nerf gun on his belt"

...W-wait, but why was he naked? I don't remember nerf gun fights working like that when I was a kid.
User avatar #35 - nighthawxx (05/06/2014) [-]
I remember last year when my neighborhood got into an outdoor nerf war.
me and some friends were on the same team as a 25 year old guy
5 minutes into the match me, the older guy and two of my friends all get in his car with vulcans and longstrikes
we did a drive by on the enemy
best ******* plan ever
#62 - halotalim (05/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
My brother posted part f his NERF collection on Facebookand the posted exchange occured.
User avatar #31 - donatelo (05/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>imagining a naked dude smiling with a nerf gun.
User avatar #23 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
As a 28 year old married man.... You are never too old for Nerf
#93 - alcavey (05/06/2014) [-]
< I dont think it could possibly be a reference to anything else but this guy
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