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I Anonymous (( Thu)
ihaven' t taken a dick pic in *******
years
tthink my dick has grown since last I
took photos
my mums ipad
Make several photos of it
splaining to move them to my HUD and
just delete them off her ipad before she
It comes home
if tjust found out she has *******
automatic upload services on
whit has been uploading my dick pics
to all her ******** devices and facebook
since I was taking them
is covered in like 20 of my dick pics some where you
can see my face
I' m done. see you guys in the next life
yourserf who she confronts you, everyone will think you
knew what you were doing and decided to post dick pics to your
moms fa-:: ebooks: as a final act instead of fearing a suicide note, it
will be funny as **** .

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#4 - DrollHumor (01/08/2016) [-]

GIF

This is why I only take nudes on a real camera. Delete it from the memory card, it's gone forever, no if ands or buts.

Not X device that has a camera which also uploads it to other **** , or has it in a recycle bin.

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#14 to #4 - civilizationv (01/09/2016) [-]

where dem nudes at tho? ;)

#20 to #4 - thelastelephant (01/09/2016) [-]

localmanplayedlikefiddle.png

#22 to #4 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]

no tits, dicks, or butts

#23 to #4 - nerdking (01/09/2016) [-]

**nerdking used "*roll picture*"**
**nerdking rolled image**Man, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition. Does anybody?

This is my new favorite gif. Thank you for posting it, you're a goddamn hero.

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#10 to #4 - catalize (01/09/2016) [-]

That's not entirely true. If nothing is written over the address where the picture was stored, the picture can still be recovered.

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#13 to #10 - assholy (01/09/2016) [-]

That's why you overwrite them with more nudes

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#11 to #10 - DrollHumor (01/09/2016) [-]

**** .

#16 to #10 - nephtus (01/09/2016) [-]

There is usually a "safe delete" option, which pretty much writes over the old picture with blank data (actually deleting it, and not just getting rid of the pointer to the picture). At least my camera has that option.

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#18 to #4 - stroganoff (01/09/2016) [-]

That gif

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#7 to #4 - ugoboom

ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

#19 to #7 - huchkizz (01/09/2016) [-]

************ got me

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#1 - dubbeljointen (01/08/2016) [-]

if this was even remotely true, why the **** would you use your mums ipad for taking photos at all...

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#2 to #1 - obtuseabuse (01/08/2016) [-]

why even touch an apple device at all for that matter?

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#5 to #2 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

why even take a dick pic

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#6 to #5 - obtuseabuse (01/09/2016) [-]

sounds like someone's fishing for dick pics

#24 to #6 - gideonmcallistar (01/09/2016) [-]

Who isn't?

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#21 - lecorbi (01/09/2016) [-]

yeah ive got a similar story

>be not me, 2 years ago
>be my female friend who was smokin' hot at that time
>we both make research in architecture stuff in a group that has some teachers running **** and it receives money from the government
>teachers decide to buy a ******* of ipads for research purposes (some stuff having to do with different and newer midias and their capability of making architectural projects)
>we can borrow the ipads anytime we want, me myself got one for the whole year, but barely used it
>master-teacher said: use it responsibly, people. We want this to be used as a worktool.
>yeah k
>smokin hot friend regularly takes nudes with her ipad
>all ipads are connected to the master-teacher's account
>he receives ALL OF HER NUDES for months
>mfw we discovered that only when research was ending
>mfw he never said a word about it

#28 to #21 - randomuploads [OP](01/09/2016) [-]

That's an entertaining story bro, you could post that as content.

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#29 to #21 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]

So those pics are still around?

How old was she back then?
- Lotengo

#27 to #21 - Mr Unsmiley (01/09/2016) [-]

What happened when she found out?

#32 to #27 - lecorbi (01/09/2016) [-]

We found out about it because another teacher made a comment about the ipads explaining how the research worked, just some comment during a small talk in the breaks we had. She got very weirdly quiet and explained me what was going on kind of in shock as soon as the teacher got out. But I guess the master-teacher was a cool guy, the pictures never went anywhere and she eventuallyaccepted the fact that she exposed herself to some 50 y/o dude that lives with 6 cats

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#8 - puppeynator (01/09/2016) [-]

how th **** do you get your face in a dick pic tho?

#26 to #8 - melllvinnn (01/09/2016) [-]

Dick pic with the front-facing camera with your arm out, like a selfie

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#12 to #8 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

Mirror.
Bottom to top.
Many options.

#33 to #12 - puppeynator (01/10/2016) [-]

if i'd taken a dick pic from top to bottom my face would not show. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
didnt think about morrors tho

#35 to #33 - puppeynator (01/10/2016) [-]

bottom to top* gawd dammit I can't write...

#34 to #33 - puppeynator (01/10/2016) [-]

mirrors*

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#3 - improbable (01/08/2016) [-]

guess you should have let me have a phone

amirite mama?

#9 to #3 - samoaspider (01/09/2016) [-]

that image mildly disturbs me

#30 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]

I will never understand why people take nude pictures of themselves, it's just narcissism without any potential benifit

#31 - myjunk (01/09/2016) [-]

Wait, why would she even have a setting that posts EVERYTHING straight to facebook without even confirming?

I've never heard of somehting like that.

#25 - advice

ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

most apple Icloud stuff only activates when you plug the device in and lock it to initiate sync.

#17 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]

I had a somewhat similar experience

I gave out my google account to my cousin because she wanted to see Amy which I owned on google play. I completely forgot that if you sign into google on Chrome from another device you can still see all the history and bookmarks.

I had several years of porn in those folders, including some of the freakiest **** you can think of...

#15 - zaxzwim ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

when i got my new phone (galaxy s5) once i started taking photos or things my dick it asked me if i wanted to auto upload them to facebook and i thought that would be a bad idea, why would anyone ever do that