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User avatar #6 - sgtmajjohnson (12/24/2015) [-]
Notice he said he was 18; the girl may have been 7.
User avatar #57 to #6 - concetrationcamp (12/24/2015) [-]
it clearly says she is 8 - 10
User avatar #59 to #57 - wellimnotsure (12/24/2015) [-]
thats comment of the week material
#76 to #62 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
sauce of the comic that face is from?
#77 to #76 - profanitizer (12/24/2015) [-]
All I did was google "Nice one phil" and I got like 6 results.
#1 - thedistrict (12/23/2015) [-]
every one of his friends
User avatar #19 - udungoofedup (12/24/2015) [-]
And on that day Anon had his man-boobs licked and sucked a dick a few times.
User avatar #13 - captainrattrap (12/24/2015) [-]
>Losing a friend
>Getting a few good blowjobs

It's almost even, depends on how rare either is to you. I'd go with the blowjobs because I have a few friends but blowjobs are a rare currency.
#20 to #13 - sonofagun (12/24/2015) [-]
What is the exchange rate if blow jobs to dollars? Is it worth more than a euro? Can I cross the border into Canada and will blow jobs still be legal tender?
#24 to #20 - sacrilegious (12/24/2015) [-]
Well each blowjob is worth 0.71 US blowjobs
User avatar #22 to #20 - vorarephilia (12/24/2015) [-]
Depends on the penitentiary. Atlanta has hummers for about 4 sticks of jerky and a bag of hooch.
User avatar #40 to #22 - sketchE (12/24/2015) [-]
you know id ask why its in a bag but ive heard of toilet wine
User avatar #3 - misternobodie (12/23/2015) [-]
> implying this conservation went beyond '' I dont think thats true anon ''

Im sorry.
#33 to #3 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

So no, the very website itself does the exact opposite of implying that.
User avatar #78 to #33 - misternobodie (12/24/2015) [-]
You must be new, anon.
#10 - justaredshirt (12/24/2015) [-]
Anon face when friend proposed quid pro quo, or tit for tat if your will.
User avatar #15 - teekanne (12/24/2015) [-]
doubt.jpg
#34 to #15 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
#16 - thelastelephant (12/24/2015) [-]
>paying for pornstar boobs
#71 to #16 - shaturnex (12/24/2015) [-]
GIF
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**shaturnex rolled image** I think he meant the directors and the ones who film the **** . They are the ones who pay the actress (?)
User avatar #64 - falke (12/24/2015) [-]
Too bad she wasn't 5/7
User avatar #73 to #64 - ferrocordis (12/24/2015) [-]
I understood that reference. "Jif"
User avatar #74 to #73 - rumpledforeskin (12/24/2015) [-]
would you kindly explain sir...
User avatar #84 to #74 - falke (12/25/2015) [-]
i dont have the source to show, but the short version is,
some idiot on facebook constantly made dumb comments and some other guy made fun of him.
Idiot said Movie x was great, he would rate it 5/7.
The reply said that it is a rather odd rating system he used.
The idoit then posted that Movie x was perfect in his eyes and would score full points.

"meme was born 5/7 = perfect score or 10/10"
User avatar #75 to #74 - ferrocordis (12/24/2015) [-]
I like it when you call me sir, you little bitch, I'm getting on all. Fours~ isint it from some Facebook thing where the guy constantly made fun of someone who rated a movie a 5/7 woops, did I do that the wrong way? ~ silly me. ;)
#56 - concetrationcamp (12/24/2015) [-]
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**concetrationcamp rolled image** too bad that never happened
#70 - MisfitsFan (12/24/2015) [-]
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**MisfitsFan rolled image** ill take **** that never happened for $500, Alex
#4 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
INB4 25 years in prison for rape
User avatar #37 to #4 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
It's not rape if it's consensual, and it sure as hell doesn't matter if he lied. She sucked his dick under her own will, derived from her judgement that it'll make his dick bigger and having him suck her tits would engorge them. Her judgement was poor because she's an idiot and believed his lies, but she still obliged.
User avatar #67 to #37 - fukkendragonite (12/24/2015) [-]
It is a criminal offence to lie to someone to get them into bed with you.
User avatar #82 to #67 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Really? I think this is entirely situational. Like a law that shouldn't be followed blindly, but one that really depends on a lot of variables.
User avatar #88 to #82 - fukkendragonite (12/26/2015) [-]
I think it falls under rape and quite rightly so in my opinion. At the very least it's like a "sexual fraud" or something. I think the effect on a person is quite similar to what a rape victim would feel. Humiliation, vulnerability. The only difference is that perhaps you don't get the physical enforcement element of your typical "alleyway balaclava rape". But then you might do, who knows?

I don't think the law really talks about Barney Stinston from How I Met Your Mother pretending to be an astronaut or some **** to get laid. It's more like the example given, where he pretended to be the woman's boyfriend in the dark bedroom. Or if you made someone feel like they were in imminent danger or something, and through the protection you offer them making them attracted to you.

It's not "Rape by Mistruth" or "Rape by Porky-Pies", it's "deception". The law ruling against deception doesn't make April Fool's illegal now does it? Deception talks about a much further betrayal of trust to gain money or property, so if you've truly "deceived" someone to the letter of the law to gain sex, you're guilty of rape by deception.

The example in the content to me is fuzzy, but at the end of the day I think I'd call that rape. He's clearly only after one thing and he's lied to get it. I'm not too sure, but I could see a jury convicting him on that evidence.
User avatar #5 to #4 - coledunk (12/23/2015) [-]
how even? It was consensual, even under if she thought sucking his dick made it bigger she still agreed to suck it.
#36 to #5 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
That's debatable. If you lie about something that causes a person to consent to sex with you, is that really consent?

Might not quite be rape, but I wouldn't quite call it consensual either. Or at the very least, it's not informed consent.
User avatar #7 to #5 - twoepicfourwords ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Nah that's like saying ill pay you a million dollars for a blowjob then not paying up, if anything its false advertising
User avatar #21 to #7 - imofcnotharveydent (12/24/2015) [-]
It is a lie, but It's still very far from rape
User avatar #23 to #21 - twoepicfourwords ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Semantics, if someone lies to you to get money off you were you robbed? kinda, but the end result is the same, you have less money that someone got from you unfairly.
User avatar #28 to #23 - imofcnotharveydent (12/24/2015) [-]
would that not be scamming instead of robbing.
User avatar #29 to #28 - twoepicfourwords ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
You missed the point, Whether scamming or robbing your losing money and both are illegal in most scenarios. Saying "ITS NOT RAPE" doesn't mean it's not wrong
User avatar #66 to #7 - ieatbengay (12/24/2015) [-]
that's prostitution
User avatar #8 to #7 - coledunk (12/24/2015) [-]
not really. It's like saying I'll give you a dragon, you should know its ******** . false pretense is the closest it comes to but it can't be called rape, it was consensual.
#9 - bombswillrain (12/24/2015) [-]
she's a stupid ass bitch, though
#60 to #9 - zexxion (12/24/2015) [-]
Here have some color
#35 to #9 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
Whiteknights run this website now. I'm sorry for your loss.
#25 - oinos (12/24/2015) [-]
Two dudes, he was assisting a trans male aiming to be fem. Dicks both ways, all days. 6.9 days of 69.
#11 - xxxgnipsxxx (12/24/2015) [-]
What an idiot... why trick someone you can have consistent sex with into doing something that obviously won't pay off for very long. The short-sightedness some people have...
User avatar #30 to #11 - seventucker (12/24/2015) [-]
bro if he had to do this he probably wasn't good looking so win for him lol
User avatar #18 - lotengo (12/24/2015) [-]
sucking a dick can make it grow
for a few minutes half an hour
#32 - halfamag (12/24/2015) [-]
Tell the truth!
User avatar #2 - manueldomingues (12/23/2015) [-]
just say:
"what? i was joking i thought you were in on the joke too"

so you werent "deceiving" her
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