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Anon's boss finds a screencap. . IN File: (70 KB, 413x395) I Anonymoused/ 12/ 15( Sat) 01: 15: 27 No. 656889600 [Reply] F Check this out. at work asks to see me

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I Anonymoused/ 12/ 15( Sat) 01: 15: 27 No. 656889600 [Reply] F
Check this out.
at work
asks to see me
ewith the head of HR
ege to my office
of HR and boss ask my if I' m satisfied with my job
e" Yeah why?"
me a piece m paper with a screen shot
shot is a post i made en in a private group
the the Scooby Dee Copypasta
say, "You dent get this?"
the Scooby Dee Copypasta
of HR and bosses jaws hit the freer
of HR says, "This was sent anonymously through mail."
say, "It wen' t take me long to find em whe it is."
east forward to next day
in to work
update from crew
Someeone called yesterday asking if anyone brings a Great Dane to Work?"

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#1 - wilicious (12/12/2015) [-]

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The copypasta in question:

"My job is so ******* unbelievable.
I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ******* stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big ******* dog to work. Every ******* day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ******* day.
Anyway, I drive these ********* around in my van and we solve mysteries and **** "

#2 - celaeneo (12/12/2015) [-]

.. I don't get it. Help.

#3 to #2 - afaik (12/12/2015) [-]

>>#1

#4 to #3 - celaeneo (12/12/2015) [-]

I have seen that but.. I don't get the end.

#7 to #4 - Sevenseas (12/12/2015) [-]

I wrote that.

#5 to #4 - afaik (12/12/2015) [-]

You're not the sharpest spoon in the drawer, are you?

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#6 to #5 - celaeneo (12/12/2015) [-]

Ahaha no, really not. Maybe the joke is obvious and I just don't find it funny

#8 to #6 - afaik (12/12/2015) [-]

What cartoon is about ********* driving around in a minivan solving mysteries and **** , that portrays two guys, two girls, and a huge ******* dog?

#9 to #8 - celaeneo (12/12/2015) [-]

GIF

I know it's Scooby ******* Doo, but he says he'll find out who it is and then somebody calls asking about a Great Dane.. why is that connected? Who is it? Does he find out who, and how?

#12 to #9 - afaik (12/12/2015) [-]

People just fail to realize that it's a copypasta and are expecting someone to show up with a Great Dane cause the guy posting the copypasta on facebook said that someone in said workplace had a Great Dane, i.e. scooby.