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#5 - togelover (12/26/2015) [-]
Moments later
User avatar #9 to #5 - noonesperfect (12/26/2015) [-]
Time flies when you're a faguette
#16 to #5 - zedd (12/26/2015) [-]
bread thread
#18 to #16 - schnitzelwagen (12/26/2015) [-]
I don't have bread, but I can give you butterkeks instead.
#24 to #18 - hotschurl (12/26/2015) [-]
as a german, i never realized how funny butterkeks must sound to english speaking internet people
#22 to #19 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image**I don't have any bread to contribute but I have this roll.
#6 - Viceroy (12/26/2015) [-]
>american
>spells apologise with an s.
Nice try, m8.
#17 to #6 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfTTeZOrs4 10/10 heres to you Viceroy
User avatar #12 to #6 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Eh, I'm American and I spell all those words with the letter s as opposed to the letter z.
User avatar #15 to #12 - imabeagoodguy (12/26/2015) [-]
So you like seeing seebras at the soo?

It was too easy to not do it
User avatar #4 - elementfall (12/26/2015) [-]
As a french,i surrender approve of this joke
User avatar #13 to #4 - bouazizforever (12/26/2015) [-]
bonjour
User avatar #20 to #13 - elementfall (12/26/2015) [-]
Qu'est ce que tu viens de putain de dire à propos de moi, petite salope? Pour ton information je t'apprends que j'ai été diplômé premier de ma promo dans la marine, et j'ai été impliqué dans de nombreux raids top secrets contre Al-Quaïda, et j'ai plus de 300 meurtres confirmés. J'ai reçu un entrainement en guerre des gorilles et je suis le meilleur sniper de toute l'armée Française. Tu n'es rien pour moi excepté une autre cible. Je vais te putain d'effacer avec une précision telle qu'elle n'a jamais été vue sur terre auparavant, note bien cela. Tu penses que tu peux t'en sortir après m'avoir dit ce genre de merdes sur Internet? Réfléchis à nouveau, enculé. En même temps que nous parlons je contacte mon réseau secret d'espions dans la France entière et ton adresse IP est en train d'être tracée en ce moment même alors tu ferais mieux de te préparer pour l'orage, ver de terre. L'orage qui efface cette petite chose pathétique que tu appelles ta vie. T'es putain de mort, gamin. Je peux être partout, n'importe quand, et je peux te tuer de plus de 700 façons différentes, et ce juste à mains nues. Non seulement je suis entraîné de façon extensive au combat sans armes, mais j'ai en plus accès a un arsenal entier provenant du corps d'armée de la marine française et je vais l'utiliser en entier pour effacer ton cul misérable de la face de ce continent, espèce de petite merde. Si seulement tu avais su quelle vengeance impie ton petit commentaire "intelligent" s'apprêtait à faire descendre sur ta tronche, peut être que tu aurais fermé ta putain de gueule. Mais tu n'as pas pu, tu ne l'as pas fait, et maintenant tu en payes le prix, espèce d'idiot. Je vais chier de la fureur sur ta tronche et tu vas te noyer dedans. T'es putain de mort, gamin.
User avatar #26 to #20 - rejakted (12/26/2015) [-]
I despise the French language but this was pretty fun to try and read.
User avatar #33 to #20 - bouazizforever (12/26/2015) [-]
Bien joué, bien joué...
User avatar #29 to #20 - IHaveADHD ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]

"What did you just ******* say about me, little bitch? For your information I learn you that I graduated first in my promo in the navy, and I was involved in many top secret raids against al-Qaeda, and have over 300 confirmed killings. I received a drive to war gorillas and I am the best sniper of the entire French army. You're nothing to me except another target. I'll **** you erase with such precision that has never been seen on earth before, although it notes. Think you can you get out after saying this kind of crap on the Internet? Think again, ****** . Together we speak I contact my secret network of spies throughout France and your IP address is being plotted right now so you better get ready for the storm, earthworm. The storm that clears this pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you over 700 different ways, and it just bare hands. Not only I trained extensively in combat without weapons, but I have more access to a whole arsenal from the corps of the French Navy and I will use it to clear your entire miserable ass face this continent, a kind of little **** . If only you knew what your little comment unholy vengeance "intelligent" was about to go down on your face, maybe you should shut the **** up. But you did not, you did not, and now the price paid by you, you idiot. I'll **** fury on your face and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead kid."
#8 - brobathehutt ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
>ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND HON HON BAGUETTE EIFFEL TOWER
Made reading the whole thing worth it perfect 5/7
#25 to #8 - vegasstoner (12/26/2015) [-]
definitely the best line.
#1 - serterazi (12/25/2015) [-]
TL;DR...even the last two lines...that's who I am.
#30 - unclefester (12/26/2015) [-]
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**unclefester rolled image** These inconsistent screen caps make my eyes hurt. lol
#31 to #30 - sesshii (12/26/2015) [-]
Best. Roll. Ever.
#10 - jzwangpk (12/26/2015) [-]
'HON HON HON BAGUETTE EIFFEL TOWER'

RIP my sides.
#14 - sherlockbatman (12/26/2015) [-]
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sides were nice while they lasted
#3 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
That was a ride from start to finish
#27 - destroyerofcheese (12/26/2015) [-]
"The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and HON HON HON BAGUETTE EIFFEL TOWER"
#2 - therealnyancat (12/25/2015) [-]
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#32 - EasyEnzie (12/26/2015) [-]
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#28 - alpako (12/26/2015) [-]
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**alpako rolled image** godspeed, parent
#23 - bagman (12/26/2015) [-]
>"SON WE ARE AMERICANS"
>Apologise
You sneaky **** , Americans don't speak dandy
User avatar #21 - yatush (12/26/2015) [-]
Renekton is French
#11 - rayeightk (12/26/2015) [-]
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Let's see how this goes.

<--- My face if I surrender.
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