Anon loves pickles. . I Anonymous 12/ 23/ ) No. 522930202 Tell me about it. sweat to the stare an Thursday abought a half gallon jar of pickles Have me same pic pickles
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I Anonymous 12/ 23/ ) No. 522930202
Tell me about it.
sweat to the stare an Thursday
abought a half gallon jar of pickles
Have me same pickles
seat we as saw as I get home
we good I decide I' ll have a few mare
awalk hacket my computer and start to work but the urge is not sated
shat by a long shat
name hacket pickle jar several mare time
seat several pickles each time
rafter an hour the jar is empty
I] of my daily sodium livertaster m good
minutes later I hear a churning in my stomach
mat a light rumbling, sounds like the noise an old tub makes when Wu suddenly pull the drain
sprint to bathroom made
bearely get my ass an the tailed as a fucking waterfall emerges my asshole
waver in my life have relief and horror been such close bedfellows
rafter about ten seconds of continuous familt it subsides to a trickle and stops
itoilet water is green and smells like vinegar
ybody didn' t even trata digest that shit
mclean up and W hacket computer
thiinking "thank god that' s over"
Even. Close.
Mave minutes Afterthe rumbling is back
seven time
reprint to bathroom, lather, rinse, repeat
tthis happens five mare fucking times
aite; finally all gane
is concave: I have never had less food inside my body
cleaned out
bcue rumble
asit an tailed but it' s different this time
kl ; nothing in there
whit out a tiny amount illiquid, immediately feel better
Ewell I guess there was just a tiny bit left. that wasn' t m -"
sail at ance the burning fire afa thousand ) suns sets man my anal sphincter
kl had just shat out pure stomach acid
gigantically wipe at my ass to prevent it melting away like the spaceship :) or in Alien
in shower, turn cold water an full blast, and lie prone while gently sobbing
off and crawl exhausted into bed at we in the afternoon
asleep hours
In retrospect, it was all tatally worth it.
Have me some pickles.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - hudge
Reply +106 123456789123345869
(12/25/2013) [-]
I've been there before. I know the pain he describes.   
   
The most unholy of burns.
I've been there before. I know the pain he describes.

The most unholy of burns.
User avatar #58 to #4 - swagasauruss
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(12/25/2013) [-]
Been there and it really ****** sucks
User avatar #5 to #4 - lolerbot
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(12/25/2013) [-]
how do you **** out stomach acid?!
#6 to #5 - carlonord
Reply +140 123456789123345869
(12/25/2013) [-]
Very carefully.
User avatar #9 to #5 - hudge
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(12/25/2013) [-]
Eat too much acidic, hard to digest food, and your stomach churns it out like crazy. Then it spews out your asshole when the stew flies into your lower intestine.
User avatar #17 to #5 - predictablepeter
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(12/25/2013) [-]
stomach acid goes through the intestinal tract without being absorbed...

and you **** it out...
#16 - pianoz
Reply +104 123456789123345869
(12/25/2013) [-]
"Totally worth it, I love me some pickles"
"Totally worth it, I love me some pickles"
#13 - haqq
Reply +73 123456789123345869
(12/25/2013) [-]
Holy **** that sounds terrible. 14 hours without fapping? How did he not kill himself?
Holy **** that sounds terrible. 14 hours without fapping? How did he not kill himself?
#7 - mattdoggy
Reply +45 123456789123345869
(12/25/2013) [-]
Not. Even. Close   
I had to stop crying to be able to read anything after that
Not. Even. Close
I had to stop crying to be able to read anything after that
#38 - Blackula
Reply +34 123456789123345869
(12/25/2013) [-]
I usually don't laugh out side of my head but this got me.
User avatar #10 - wittypotato
Reply +33 123456789123345869
(12/25/2013) [-]
`Never have relief and horror been such close bedfellows`
muh sides.
#19 - flareypwn
Reply +22 123456789123345869
(12/25/2013) [-]
"all at once the burning fire of a thousand young suns sets upon my anal sphincter"

ohgod
#62 - harrythehippo
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(12/25/2013) [-]
In rertospect, it was all totally worth it.
I love me some pickles.

whahahah this was great! ANOTHER!
#14 - furriesown
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(12/25/2013) [-]
**** that's what similar to when i ate a ghost pepper, holy **** my stomach was in agony for hours i couldn't do anything and trying to puke it out didn't work. I am just warning you guys if you eat a ghost pepper throw that **** up or it will kill your insides.(picture is how i felt the whole time)
#18 to #14 - anon id: 7bda1098
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(12/25/2013) [-]
tried a ghost pepper wing challenge couple weeks back, good thing I was drunk and puked. It burned the nostrils bad but saved my ass from a pounding
User avatar #20 to #18 - mrevitcartta
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(12/25/2013) [-]
Same here. Managed to champ through 13. around the 4th wing it felt like my entire face was vibrating. After the 6th wing I couldn't feel my face anymore.
#41 - mojobringer
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(12/25/2013) [-]
**mojobringer rolled a random image posted in comment #174 at surprise! ** mfw
User avatar #42 to #41 - mojobringer
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(12/25/2013) [-]
spaceship floor :0