Anon loves pickles. . I Anonymous 12/ 23/ ) No. 522930202 Tell me about it. sweat to the stare an Thursday abought a half gallon jar of pickles Have me same pic
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Anon loves pickles

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I Anonymous 12/ 23/ ) No. 522930202
Tell me about it.
sweat to the stare an Thursday
abought a half gallon jar of pickles
Have me same pickles
seat we as saw as I get home
we good I decide I' ll have a few mare
awalk hacket my computer and start to work but the urge is not sated
shat by a long shat
name hacket pickle jar several mare time
seat several pickles each time
rafter an hour the jar is empty
I] of my daily sodium livertaster m good
minutes later I hear a churning in my stomach
mat a light rumbling, sounds like the noise an old tub makes when Wu suddenly pull the drain
sprint to bathroom made
bearely get my ass an the tailed as a ******* waterfall emerges my *******
waver in my life have relief and horror been such close bedfellows
rafter about ten seconds of continuous familt it subsides to a trickle and stops
itoilet water is green and smells like vinegar
ybody didn' t even trata digest that ****
mclean up and W hacket computer
thiinking "thank god that' s over"
Even. Close.
Mave minutes Afterthe rumbling is back
seven time
reprint to bathroom, lather, rinse, repeat
tthis happens five mare ******* times
aite; finally all gane
is concave: I have never had less food inside my body
cleaned out
bcue rumble
asit an tailed but it' s different this time
kl ; nothing in there
whit out a tiny amount illiquid, immediately feel better
Ewell I guess there was just a tiny bit left. that wasn' t m -"
sail at ance the burning fire afa thousand ) suns sets man my anal sphincter
kl had just shat out pure stomach acid
gigantically wipe at my ass to prevent it melting away like the spaceship :) or in Alien
in shower, turn cold water an full blast, and lie prone while gently sobbing
off and crawl exhausted into bed at we in the afternoon
asleep hours
In retrospect, it was all tatally worth it.
Have me some pickles.
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#4 - hudge (12/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I've been there before. I know the pain he describes.   
   
The most unholy of burns.
I've been there before. I know the pain he describes.

The most unholy of burns.
#6 to #5 - carlonord (12/25/2013) [-]
Very carefully.
#16 - pianoz (12/25/2013) [-]
"Totally worth it, I love me some pickles"
"Totally worth it, I love me some pickles"
#13 - haqq (12/25/2013) [-]
Holy 						****					 that sounds terrible. 14 hours without fapping? How did he not kill himself?
Holy **** that sounds terrible. 14 hours without fapping? How did he not kill himself?
#7 - mattdoggy (12/25/2013) [-]
Not. Even. Close   
I had to stop crying to be able to read anything after that
Not. Even. Close
I had to stop crying to be able to read anything after that
#38 - Blackula (12/25/2013) [-]
I usually don't laugh out side of my head but this got me.
User avatar #10 - wittypotato (12/25/2013) [-]
`Never have relief and horror been such close bedfellows`
muh sides.
#19 - flareypwn (12/25/2013) [-]
"all at once the burning fire of a thousand young suns sets upon my anal sphincter"

ohgod
#62 - harrythehippo (12/25/2013) [-]
In rertospect, it was all totally worth it.
I love me some pickles.

whahahah this was great! ANOTHER!
#14 - furriesown (12/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**** that's what similar to when i ate a ghost pepper, holy **** my stomach was in agony for hours i couldn't do anything and trying to puke it out didn't work. I am just warning you guys if you eat a ghost pepper throw that **** up or it will kill your insides.(picture is how i felt the whole time)
#41 - mojobringer (12/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**mojobringer rolled a random image posted in comment #174 at surprise! ** mfw
#46 - samoaspider (12/25/2013) [-]
I love it that in the end mr. anon was still like "it was all totally worth it"
#37 - robertelee (12/25/2013) [-]
**robertelee rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at The Right Choice **
that sounds like a regular Tuesday
#53 - motherfuckingkenji (12/25/2013) [-]
I've had that kind of **** happen to me, but I had no idea why.
>be at mom's friend's house
>stay the weekend there with her
>wake up the second day
>realize I have to fart
>try to let it out
>feel that it's not a fart and stop myself before *********** my pants
>go to the bathroom, sit on toilet
> ****** Niagra Falls shoots out my ass
It was a torrent of brown liquid and machine gun chunks.
>think it's over
Nope.
>go back to the toilet almost every hour
>chunks have long since stopped
>it gets to the point where it was just a bit of tan liquid
>spend all day doing this ****
That was a fun Independence Day weekend.
MFW the whole day.
#52 - superanonymouspers (12/25/2013) [-]
I started to cry, that was ridiculously funny
#49 - dubious (12/25/2013) [-]
That was hilarious Not. Even. Close.
User avatar #11 - junkinator (12/25/2013) [-]
I'm a chemist and I can confirm that I have no idea how much this hurt. Never crapped out gastric acid before
#66 - arreatface (12/25/2013) [-]
Thats a gem !
#67 - nickypickle (12/25/2013) [-]
I ALSO INDEED LOVE PICKLES
I ALSO INDEED LOVE PICKLES
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