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Anon is real girl gamer. . Anonymous 09/ 20/' 15( 2: 24: 32 blo. 34: Fiinally fit after 2 years gget on tinder and post pics of my abs etc britches are loving i

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Anonymous 09/ 20/' 15( 2: 24: 32 blo. 34:
Fiinally fit after 2 years
gget on tinder and post pics of my abs etc
britches are loving it
to Ma rd two weeks
ebeen out with 4 girls, meeting another that night
gget to bar, she doesn' t look like picture SH
****** it, it' s easy tang
yhave a couple drinks and then I ask to go back to her place
sshe is really into it
gget a cab and I finger her in the back
gget back to her place in harlem
yher ******* brother is on the couch
may "oh hehey how are you doing man"
yhe looks up and grunts
knotice he' s playing MGSV
ipg
pstart talking with him about vidya while girl tries to drag me into her room
I spent on drinks and cab fare to play vidya with the girl' s brother for 4 hours
Got his number, should I text him today?

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+1082

#5 - FearTheToilet (09/21/2015) [-]

Leave it to /fit/ to go on a date with a chick and end up with a boyfriend at the end of the night.

+160

#34 to #5 - MisfitsFan (09/21/2015) [-]

+27

#40 to #34 - slickey (09/21/2015) [-]

This episode had my sides go on an interstellar mission and meet Matthew McConnaughey

+29

#55 to #40 - alfrsa (09/21/2015) [-]

#42 to #40 - rockergamer ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]

what ep

#43 to #42 - slickey (09/21/2015) [-]

S05E01 of "Would I lie to you" where David Mitchell loses his **** completely.

Gotta love the british for their panel shows

#44 to #43 - maternation (09/21/2015) [-]

So Good.

#67 to #44 - thrifty (09/21/2015) [-]

This too.

+109

#11 - joelizardman (09/21/2015) [-]

10/10 night.

+69

#12 - dragontamers ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]

Later that day.

#69 to #12 - manholefreddy (09/21/2015) [-]

Sauce. I've been looking for this clip everywhere.

#72 to #69 - stupidpiglets (09/21/2015) [-]

kore wa zombie desu ka there you go

+284

#3 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]

Why would you finger her in the back when she has a perfectly good pussy?

Faggot.

#35 to #3 - sanitarysan (09/21/2015) [-]

now he has poop fingers i guess

+224

#1 - gittons ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]

bros before hoes but christ man.

+91

#2 to #1 - shanksjr (09/21/2015) [-]

It sounds like he's doing well on tinder for the hoes, may as well get a chill bro out of it too.

+106

#16 to #1 - shiftyscent (09/21/2015) [-]

#22 to #16 - arreatface (09/21/2015) [-]

***** what kind of **** is this

+21

#45 to #22 - toosexyforyou (09/21/2015) [-]

literally gay porn

#76 to #45 - evilanakie (09/22/2015) [-]

gay undie ad thats kinda softcore porn

#17 to #16 - evilanakie (09/21/2015) [-]

currently wearing andrew christians
comfiest ******* underwear ive ever worn

+168

#18 - rockergamer ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]

there are some bonds between two men women will just never understand

he is your soul-bro

+14

#24 to #18 - pocketstooheavy (09/21/2015) [-]

Two men women?

TWO??

+36

#30 to #24 - emptysuperman ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]

Right here, buddy.

#47 to #30 - tarabostes (09/21/2015) [-]

Not bad at all , nothing wrong with loving that

#58 to #47 - floran (09/21/2015) [-]

I knew you liked that HA!

#59 to #58 - tarabostes (09/21/2015) [-]

You're a girl and you'll never look as pretty as those people in that picture , how does that make you feel floran?

I can change almost anything except for your ugly-ass

#74 to #59 - floran (09/22/2015) [-]

My beard makes me prettier than those hoes

#78 to #74 - tarabostes (09/22/2015) [-]

For a woman , you look VERY manly , you might wanna check that out
or go work at a circus

#62 to #30 - yisumad (09/21/2015) [-]

I don't know if it's a trap but I this point frankly I don't care

#73 to #62 - yisumad (09/22/2015) [-]

Jesus ******* Christ how did I **** up that sentence that badly

#25 to #24 - rockergamer ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]

i guess my punctuation is ******

#28 to #25 - mastercolossus (09/21/2015) [-]

not punctuation. you forgot to put the word "that" between men and women.

-2

#37 to #28 - deathez (09/21/2015) [-]

or just "...two men. Women will never...."

-1

#38 to #37 - mastercolossus (09/21/2015) [-]

there are some bonds between two men.

#39 to #38 - deathez (09/21/2015) [-]

wow, I just ****** that one up, that is my bad

#26 to #25 - pocketstooheavy (09/21/2015) [-]

+11

#20 to #18 - bewailedbadger (09/21/2015) [-]

And that bond is Metal Gear Solid.

+32

#4 - peanutsaurusrex (09/21/2015) [-]

#19 to #4 - randombro (09/21/2015) [-]

Tecktonik and electro swing? Interesting mix.

#64 to #4 - yisumad (09/21/2015) [-]

This is the funkiest **** I've heard in a bit

#8 to #4 - HAMMATIMEZ (09/21/2015) [-]

Song is Catgroove by Parov Stelar.

#29 to #4 - anatidaephilia ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]

Parov Stelar - Catgroove (TSC - Forsythe)

Source boss

#7 to #4 - yugiohkris

(09/21/2015) [-]

Is this hank's teacher?

#70 to #4 - tellybear (09/21/2015) [-]

I don't know why this is here but I'm not complaining.

+24

#32 - mrkanyeeast (09/21/2015) [-]

Can you blame him?

50 hours in
40% completion
Send help

-6

#53 to #32 - jiltist (09/21/2015) [-]

Yay a video game char who is also a butterface! Finally I can have full immersion!!

#60 to #53 - robotvoice (09/21/2015) [-]

looks better when she smiles.

+11

#14 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]

STANDING

#15 to #14 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]

ON THE EDGE

#33 to #15 - zersetzer (09/21/2015) [-]

OF THE CRATER

#36 to #33 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]

Like the prophets once said...

#49 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]

Am I the only who who finds it pathetic to spend $120 on a girl you don't even know you will get to bang? Isn't it cheaper to just **** a luxury prostitute?

#68 to #49 - mrsixinch (09/21/2015) [-]

not in the slightest

#71 to #49 - moonmist (09/21/2015) [-]

The prostitute will be cheaper in the short term but in the long term the treatments for your new venereal disease will cost more than the $120 in drinks the date would have cost.