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Anon helped run a minecraft server.

I Anonymous (ID: it DEM 8/ 13( Tue) No.
Okay faggots, I' m going to tell you a story. A story of anger, sadness, and the beating of a small child.
mile and a couple friends ran a Server back in early 2012
a fairly extravagant spawn fer people to roam around and do things in.
is well for a couple weeks
faggot kid comes online and starts playing.
Hm one ofthe only admins on because timezones-
Every ******* time he noticed me on he would ask me a retarded question.
would piss me off by ******* spamming "hey dud is it aganst the rules 2 spam?"
him if he is a homosexual
says he is
for Ills
central
**** persists for a week or two.
get other admins on my side.
install a Teamspeak 3 server the following week.
right on that **** .
faggot logs on and starts talking to me.
YHC) LY ******* 112 if A ******* CHILD.
Aactually ******* clips my speakers.
in my mic and tell him to be quiet.
fuk you your not the boss of me"
logs out and I go to bed.
on the next daito find out this the outside of spawn with lava.
oi go ******* bonkers.
up with an elaborate plan with some admins.
the lil' ****** on the TS.
really professionally and tell him that he broke terms of service and that it is punishable by a global F Address Ban and that the cops will be at his door.
oi can feel the tears swelling up in his eyes.
Hell him that this can all be avoided ifl speak with a parent overhue age .
starts screaming for his ******* father.
jpg
lolollo"
dude hailed from ******* , Kentucky.
Hello sir, your son has broken some very serious policies-"
Who ARE you people"
work for the company ofthe game your son has been partaking on.
C) h, well whats wrong".
cont
I Anonymous (ID: - 0611 ( Tue) 20: WEE 93 Replies: : :
Well your son has been causing severe issues that has been hurting the server tremendously-
tthis ******* redneck is mesmerized by professional wordings
He even resorted to calling a fellow player a " ****** cunt faggot ****** ".
owe ******* dad goes ballistic
fob man ill fukin beat his aise/'
sir, he also claimed to be a homosexual on our server.
WHAT HOW CAN YOU PROVE THAT'
him the screenshot I took earlier.
tthis hick ******* SCREAMS for his some to come downstairs.
oi ******* hear him yelling incoherently at his ******* son.
owe yelling gets louder and louder.
a slap followed by a loud shriek
eh barrage of ******* slaps and punches are landing on this ******* autisic child' s face
Hm ******* laughing my ass off with my microphone on mute
s just bawling his eyes out while he' s getting the **** kicked out of him
We aint havin no ****** queers in subfamily"
slapping and babbling.
owe father thanks me personally for letting him know his son is diseased
we logs out and I never see the kid again.
So ml, when was the last time you ****** with someone to the point of getting their father to beat em?
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#3 - asotil (11/21/2015) [+] (7 replies)
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Same kid 3 years later
#2 - umbrage (11/21/2015) [-]
#4 - drickz (11/21/2015) [-]
Feel sorry for the kid. He wasn't taught to behave, and when he doesn't behave, his dad beats him.
User avatar #6 to #4 - demcupcakes (11/22/2015) [-]
the kids retarded no matter how much they teach him he wont be able to function properly
#9 to #6 - eminesser (11/22/2015) [-]
isnt that exactly how you learn to behave
#38 to #9 - anon (11/22/2015) [-]
Rick James getting some help
User avatar #10 to #9 - demcupcakes (11/22/2015) [-]
not if they are a low functioning autist
#20 to #10 - justmadethisaccoun (11/22/2015) [-]
Like he's a kid who is trying to escape his family problems in a video game. From what he said the kid was acting stupid but he's still a kid who doesn't deserve to be called a retard or an autist.

Im sure when he grows up he's gonna realize he was a ******* faggot but right now he's still in his kid phase. Some people may still be a idiot Sperit but they may see their past days when they were a dumb ass and regret it.
User avatar #21 to #20 - demcupcakes (11/22/2015) [-]
or the kid could be legit autistic and hence be called an autist
#28 to #21 - anon (11/22/2015) [-]
Nah, a lot of kids are just stupid. Plus, I'm pretty sure the main reason for him being called an autist is that it's become popular as a slur.
User avatar #37 to #4 - msypsylon (11/22/2015) [-]
His dad was pissed off for hearing he called people ****** cunt faggots. It's safe to assume the kid knew that calling people names is "wrong", but he did it anyway. I'm sure the same goes for acting like an obnoxious faggot in general. Sure, the parents are partly to blame, but the kid had it coming.
User avatar #36 to #4 - samoaspider (11/22/2015) [-]
pretty sure he was taught to behave by the sounds of strictness of his dad,
yet he chose to be a faggot on the internet because being anonymous makes all kids grow mountain-sized balls
#43 to #4 - toosexyforyou (11/22/2015) [-]
He's gon' learn today
#1 - causablecard (11/21/2015) [-]
**causablecard used "*roll picture*"**
**causablecard rolled image** job well done
User avatar #7 - kungfuchedder (11/22/2015) [-]
I hope he didn't mishear "deceased" as "diseased"
User avatar #11 to #8 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Do you have the original one of this?
User avatar #12 to #11 - darkjustifier (11/22/2015) [-]
yeah on steam
User avatar #13 to #12 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
The original gif, you sarcastic dildo.
User avatar #14 to #13 - darkjustifier (11/22/2015) [-]
Dildo was in Greece originally
#15 to #14 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
I'm going to stop right here before I eat my computer in frustration.
#16 to #15 - hatapon (11/22/2015) [-]
**** this entire comment chain, goddamnit. I just spit apple chunks all over my goddamn keyboard.
#17 to #16 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Spitters are quitters.

Or, in a Mike Tyson impression.

Thpitters are quitters, unleth you bite they're ear off.
#18 to #17 - hatapon (11/22/2015) [-]
**** you, that's twice!
THERE WILL NOT BE A THIRD TIME.
#19 to #18 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
DON'T YOU THTART NO THIT WITH MIKE TYTHON

You theriouthly think you can talk thit to Mike Tython without gettin' hit?

#22 to #19 - hatapon (11/22/2015) [-]
Jokes on you, I finished my apple.

but I'm still gonna kill myself.
User avatar #23 to #22 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Don't do that, thon.

Thuithide can kiww you.
User avatar #25 to #24 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
West in Peath

hatapon.
#26 to #13 - oldflattop (11/22/2015) [-]
don't listen to that faggot, this is the original.
User avatar #27 to #26 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
>TFW you've been practicing for years in Street Fighter and some casual challenges you.
#29 - anon (11/22/2015) [-]
On one hand, what OP did was horrible and tragic for the child in question. On the other hand, we have all had that one person (or hundreds of persons) we would like to see have the **** beat out of them in real life. I am torn. I don't know whether to admire OP, or despise the living hell out of him.
User avatar #52 to #29 - deroderpderp [OP](11/22/2015) [-]
Well, the kid was being a little **** . And I bet anon didn't know the guy was that kind of hillbilly.
User avatar #42 to #29 - TheHutchie (11/22/2015) [-]
I would side with admiration, purely for the fact that he couldn't have known the kid would receive such a beating.
User avatar #47 to #42 - rajotazo (11/22/2015) [-]
Admiration?
User avatar #60 to #47 - TheHutchie (11/22/2015) [-]
I think the phrase people like to use in this situation would be,

"Did I ******* stutter?"
User avatar #34 to #30 - thediamondhack (11/22/2015) [-]
And then he raped the creeper, leading to years of depression and sadness until the creeper sucide bombed his house
User avatar #35 to #34 - tarabostes (11/22/2015) [-]
Deserves an Emmy
User avatar #58 to #34 - roflstorm (11/22/2015) [-]
"You blow up my house and now i'm gonna blow up your...Prostate"

9/10
User avatar #46 - ronyx ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
That's the origin story of Chris-Chan
User avatar #40 - angelious ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
ill take **** that didnt happen for 1000 dollars.
User avatar #44 to #40 - toosexyforyou (11/22/2015) [-]
Idk that's some pretty easy **** to do
User avatar #59 to #40 - arreatface (11/22/2015) [-]
to be fair the screencap thing seems forced
otherwise it's pretty tame compared to most of the chan's stories.

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

that should be a general internet rule.
User avatar #48 to #40 - darkii (11/22/2015) [-]
Reminder that it's /b/ we're talking about here.
User avatar #50 to #48 - angelious ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
>>#44, which just makes it less believable.


also the reason i made my comment was just to see if fj jumps to defend the post. or acts the same way they do with tumblr posts.
User avatar #51 to #50 - darkii (11/22/2015) [-]
Guessing it worked?
User avatar #54 to #51 - angelious ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
well it hasnt started anything funny..and im still bored...and we already knew fj was hypocritical about stuff...so not really..idk what i was even expecting to happen.
#55 to #54 - darkii (11/22/2015) [-]
Well, we gave it a shot.
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User avatar #45 - ghostblaze (11/22/2015) [-]
Based dad
User avatar #39 - pivotmasterdmtwo (11/22/2015) [-]
Damn. ****** harsh.
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