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anon has sex with his best friend's sis

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#27 - benadryl ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
"I can **** your sister in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my right fist"
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#4 - chillybean (11/10/2015) [-]
>I ****** my friend's sister and she told people, now people think I ****** her >Not "they know" but "they think" >Asks for advice, "oh **** what should I do >Does the exact opposite of not only the only thing said to do, but the most obvious common sense thing to do >Lies twice more expecting it to help >Suddenly stops lying and expects everything to be fine
>I ****** my friend's sister and she told people, now people think I ****** her
>Not "they know" but "they think"
>Asks for advice, "oh **** what should I do
>Does the exact opposite of not only the only thing said to do, but the most obvious common sense thing to do
>Lies twice more expecting it to help
>Suddenly stops lying and expects everything to be fine
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#89 to #4 - chillybean (11/11/2015) [-]
This is the third comment i've made this week to get "top #"

i've gotten two colored text items from the first two, giving me a total of 3 in my two or three years of being on this site.
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User avatar #1 - peezle (11/10/2015) [-]
His response: "you cn’t see it. but im flipping you off. i am flipping you off with both my hands. im typing this with my middle finger. i am flipping you off right now. flipping you off so hard right now. you can’t see it, which is a true pity, but take my word for it. i am. i am flipping you off right now. because you can’t see it, let me describe it for you. my pinkie and ring fingers are folded down on both hands, a little past the second crease in my hands. my middle fingers are extended. they’re pointing to the sky. then my thumbs are crossed over my index fingers, also folded down on my hands, but to the freckle on my left hand. my thumb nail on my left hand has a black triangle on it. now, i’m waving my both my hands vigorously, still flipping you off."
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User avatar #67 to #1 - ghostofmikail (11/11/2015) [-]
It's already here, huh?
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User avatar #9 - fatminion ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
am I the only one who thinks people, even teenagers, should be able to do what they want? My daughter had sex with some boy she likes, so OBVIOUSLY I'm going to beat the **** out of her and kill the boy she slept with. I mean, that seemed to work all throughout the dark ages, right? Make your daughter wear a chastity belt. If she manages to still get boinked, then just ******* kill every male in her general area. We need to make sure our women stay pure until we can trade them for lower taxes with France or some **** . Oh yeah, but if my son gets some at age 16 I'll give 'em a high-five.

******* disgusting. I hope this is fake.
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#21 to #9 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
My first girlfriend I had besides my right hand, I dated for about 2 years. We ****** all the time after month 2, I made her wait for that even cause she was obviously crazy af.

But after about a year of dating her mom talked with me and told me I was alright enough of a guy and I was good enough to her daughter to **** her with a condom on. She even would drive her daughter to my house when my parents were out of town so we could have days alone together even.

Gotta say it surprised the **** outta me. Although I will say, early on in the first 4-6 months my gf sent me nudes and her parents went through her phone and found out and threatened to put me up on charges, but I had already deleted all of them on my phone and showed them that I had no intention of keeping them and she was the one who sent em to me. "shrugs"
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#38 to #9 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
You give him a high five because he about to get killed going from what you said mate...
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User avatar #26 to #9 - europe (11/10/2015) [-]
Teenagers are going to **** whether you like it or not. The only thing the government can do about this is by making sex ed obligatory in high school and thereby severely reduce teen pregnancy rates
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User avatar #28 to #26 - vortexrain (11/10/2015) [-]
Don't forget punishing 18 year olds for having sex with 15 year olds. There's this one girl who parents wouldn't even let a girl DATE me because I was just barely under three years older than her. I'd turn eight in the middle of the year, and she'd turn sixteen soon after the start of the new year.
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User avatar #29 to #28 - dopeydoo (11/10/2015) [-]
"I'd turn eight"

well damn, I hope her parents weren't letting her date you then
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User avatar #31 to #29 - vortexrain (11/10/2015) [-]
One of the few times that I don't proof read.
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User avatar #63 to #28 - thycupcake (11/11/2015) [-]
tfw 17 and boyfriend is 19, and can't legally have a relationship with him
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User avatar #50 to #28 - yuichka (11/10/2015) [-]
I reallly don't think 18 year olds should be punished for having sex with 15 year olds tbh
19-20ish is where it does get weird tho, in my opinion, that is
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User avatar #18 to #9 - flemsdfer ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
That's a good thought on paper, but "do what we want" stops being fun when your child gets preggers and can't finish school because she has to raise a child by herself (with tons of burden on you of course) because she boinked some loser who's way too young to even think about being a good daddy.

I agree with the reaction being too much for it though. You can't just go around killing people for it.
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User avatar #43 to #18 - mennopauze (11/10/2015) [-]
They literally found a used condom...

And if you're not talking about this specific story: proper sex ed is where it is. School doesn't provide it? Teach it yourself to your kids when they start to be around that age, which is clearly younger than 18. (you don't even have to go into full detail just make sure they wear protection and make them realize how one time can be enough to get pregnant.)
If all that fails, you can always go to abortion as your last resort.
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User avatar #22 to #18 - PenguinHearts (11/10/2015) [-]
uhh abortion
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#48 to #22 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
"You can't just go around killing people for it"

Do you even read the comments you reply to?
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User avatar #59 to #48 - PenguinHearts (11/11/2015) [-]
Well considering fetus's aren't people and there is an overpopulation problem in this world, not to mention the overwhelimg problem that is idiots breeding. Only a faggot would consider it "killing" someone lol.
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#2 - umbrage (11/10/2015) [-]
went from awful to amazing in the blink of an eye
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#13 to #2 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
seriously, how did people not get that this was a setup for copypasta even after reading the whole thing
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#40 - zionsype (11/10/2015) [-]
Or, you know, kick your dad's ass for beating your sister over a life choice that doesn't affect him.
But then again, none of this story is real, so whatevs
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User avatar #8 - ablakguy (11/10/2015) [-]
>Sister Molestation Squad

ITT: OP wants to die that bad
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User avatar #44 - zeroxnight (11/10/2015) [-]
******* your best friend's sister is the closest thing to ******* your best friend without it being gay. other than his mom of course.
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#47 to #44 - nowthatsedgy [OP](11/10/2015) [-]
Tbh I think anon and his friend should have doubleteamed the sister
what a way to bond
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#6 - rockergamer ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
some part of this guy must want an ass beating
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#86 to #6 - anon (11/11/2015) [-]
"Come to my sisters room in 20 minutes if you want an ass kicking
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#93 to #6 - xxTheJesterxx (11/11/2015) [-]
Come to my sisters room in the next 10 minutes if you want an ass kicking
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User avatar #7 - vincatvangogh (11/10/2015) [-]
Oh man my sister is a slut. Better blame the guy
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User avatar #10 to #7 - peanutsaurusrex (11/10/2015) [-]
Hey man, if you had a younger sister, you'd want to protect her too.
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User avatar #17 to #10 - mrshrapnel (11/10/2015) [-]
I have a little sister and i hate her with an intensity unparralled since Skarbrand was kicked out by Khorne.
Blood bond isnt an end all/be all kinda relation, just because your related dosnt mean you cant dispise someone.
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User avatar #24 to #17 - PenguinHearts (11/10/2015) [-]
I like your attitude sir. Well met.
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User avatar #23 to #10 - PenguinHearts (11/10/2015) [-]
My younger sister can **** whoever she wants whenever she wants, I could care less rofl.
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#15 to #10 - adamks (11/10/2015) [-]
As long as it's ******* consensual and she isn't twelve years old, you're just being a douchebag by being so 'protective'. Literally nothing good has ever come of that.
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User avatar #14 to #10 - SoulCaster (11/10/2015) [-]
I don't know man...I have a younger sister and it ain't none my business who she ***** .
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User avatar #12 to #10 - WillyMyAss (11/10/2015) [-]
Do you own your sister?
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#82 to #10 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Protect her from what? Protected one night stand with one of your friends? Why not to jump her yourself then if you don't want anyone else to fiddle her then?
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User avatar #25 to #7 - redplasticcup (11/10/2015) [-]
I think it's pretty disrespectful to have sex with someone's sister unless it leads to a meaningful realtionship I wouldn't have sex with any of my best friends sisters even though I am attracted to some of them. I view it in the same way as having sex with your friends mother.
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User avatar #3 - whompers (11/10/2015) [-]
Why does it end there? =(
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#5 to #3 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
anon is kill, maybe
really I was hoping for an ending where his friend told him he was joking
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User avatar #19 to #3 - angelisk (11/10/2015) [-]
Because it was all a setup for the copypasta at the end, it's obviously fake or staged.
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User avatar #41 - robotvoice (11/10/2015) [-]
DURR fess up
''i did it''
HURR imma kill you
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#56 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
The dude talking about polishing his weapons to use on a friend of 11 years made me cringe. I hope he got his ass handed to him in the aftermath of this fairy tale. Any faggot who seriously talks like that needs to be smacked upside the head til he hears colours.
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User avatar #51 - worldatarms (11/10/2015) [-]
>Finished typing reply
>Hit send
>Get stabbed immediately after
Shouldn't have spent so much time on a meme
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#83 to #51 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Still worth it
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#49 - imjared (11/10/2015) [-]
i love this guy
and he deserves the death that awaits him
that was beautiful autism
retarded-glorious-son-of-a-bitch in its purest form
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#32 - tsnkami ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
That's what you ******* get.
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User avatar #62 - thelastelephant (11/11/2015) [-]
Her brother seems awfully jealous.
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User avatar #64 to #62 - cantfindausername (11/11/2015) [-]
Defensive, not jealous.
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User avatar #65 to #64 - cantfindausername (11/11/2015) [-]
**** . I meant over-protective.
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User avatar #79 to #65 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Upvoted since its 100% true
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#57 - ilovechinamen (11/11/2015) [-]
**ilovechinamen used "*roll picture*"**
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#30 - HellsSponge ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Remember kids, always flush your condoms. Prevents this, as well as prevents crazy bitches from taking the condom out of the trash and getting themselves pregnant. Yes, this does happen.
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User avatar #71 to #30 - dingdongz (11/11/2015) [-]
that wont work, put it in the microwave instead
this will kill all of the sperm
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User avatar #42 to #30 - putincanmeltcrimea (11/10/2015) [-]
dude condoms dont go down the toiled. if you try to flush it it will just float back up. just roll it in a tissue and throw it in trash. or on the street. or hide it under a rug. leave it in. just dont flush
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#84 to #42 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
Or hang it in your room and make a collection out of them.
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