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weird dreams thread?
we me 11
must hit puberty
shave a dream that I have a dick on my right knee and a vagina on my left
mosh and close my knees to **** myself
scum
This dream happened all the time. once
What the ****
Anonymous (ll/ / Folk/ tlt; .
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User avatar #3 to #2 - runescapewasgood ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
are you questioning the legitimacy of his dream?
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User avatar #4 to #3 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
idk man looks shopped
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#39 to #4 - funkymelon (01/10/2016) [-]
Man you get around alot
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#30 - lulusaurus (01/10/2016) [-]
When I was like 14 I had a dream where I was in a refugee camp. Not sure why.
Went to some filthy ass bathroom to piss and my dick grew into a huge monster snake and started eating people.


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User avatar #62 to #30 - soulvalor (01/10/2016) [-]
Im all cool with weird **** and stuff happening in your dream but why a refugee camp?
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User avatar #69 to #62 - enlightednatzie (01/10/2016) [-]
Because thats where dreams come true.
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#73 to #30 - myjunk (01/10/2016) [-]
That's some movie plot right there
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#80 to #30 - mopidu ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Sounds like Berserk
pls no ban
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User avatar #68 to #30 - enlightednatzie (01/10/2016) [-]
Aww, your dick started the race war
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User avatar #58 to #30 - akhar (01/10/2016) [-]
This is how people get cock vore fetishes.
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#32 to #30 - emperorwatergate (01/10/2016) [-]
You must cleanse Europe with your mighty cock.
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User avatar #46 to #32 - volksworgen (01/10/2016) [-]
according to his picture he just left europe. :v
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#37 - englman (01/10/2016) [-]
>Be me, like 15.
>Be climbing Mt,Everest.
>Ex there.
>We have to basically hanging-sloth-climb on a wire across a monstrous chasm that separates two mountains.
>We get tangled up about half-way.
>Start ******* .
>Wut.
>Having great sex like 19,000ft above the ground in the middle of the strong, chilly wind.
>Dangling around like ******* spiders between two mountains on a single rope.
>Cum.
>Wake up.
>My one and only wet-dream.
>Learn dream-me is into some serious X-Games style kink.
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#56 to #37 - heartbleed ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
>Learn dream-me is into some serious X-Games style kink.
I ******* died.
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#7 - warioteam (01/09/2016) [-]
hey i have that picture
i cropped it myself but its from the same image
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#19 to #7 - vladherzog (01/09/2016) [-]
good for you
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User avatar #31 to #7 - phanteon (01/10/2016) [-]
m8
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User avatar #40 to #7 - sirsirsonson (01/10/2016) [-]
I just realized that it kinda looks like a baby trump
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#65 to #40 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Its Squirtle
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#33 - senorfrog (01/10/2016) [-]
Be me 15
Had dream of ******* a hot pornstar
Feels real, which is weird cause virgin
Phone alarm goes off
Wake up in someones bathtub
I don't even know the person or place
Run out of there straight to school
MFW the rest of the day
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User avatar #48 to #33 - ronyx (01/10/2016) [-]
You got butt raped
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User avatar #53 to #33 - kragjorgensen (01/10/2016) [-]
I doubt the legitimacy of this because you could apparently run straight to school from somewhere you don't recognize, and even if you did know where you were you never found out who lived there.
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User avatar #8 - angelious ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
i have a repeated dream where im just chilling at home, feeling a tooth ache, it then boils down to me ripping the tooth of (which is at first relieving feeling) and then suddenly all my teeth start falling out, and more and more teeths just keep on filling my mouth as i spit them out, and i start to choke on them.

and then i wake up.


i also have had a few catapult dreams where im fighting either huge hordes of bees or centipedes..all of these dreams end with me waking up just as the insects are about to kill me...
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User avatar #28 to #8 - bludead (01/10/2016) [-]
I had a dream where i was looking out my open window at a dog sleeping.
I looked away, but when i looked back the dog was staring intently at me.
It then jumped in through my window, towards me and a guy climbed in after and started trying to pull me out my window.
I screamed and woke myself up ): not fun. Couldn't sleep for the rest of the night.
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User avatar #15 to #8 - antareswolf (01/09/2016) [-]
Holy **** man, I had the exact same dream about my teeth falling out minus the part when you rip the first one out. Also it's always in our old flat where my family doesn't even live anymore and my family is trying to calm me down as I am spitting out blood and teeth everywhere.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - angelious ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
it seems to be a common theme among dreamers of dreams...outside of you i have met atleast two other folks who have these sort of dreams.
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User avatar #82 to #16 - lulusaurus (01/10/2016) [-]
falling teeth is a common dream.

For the most part it just means you're stress or worry.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - antareswolf (01/09/2016) [-]
That's ******* creepy, but interesting. I wonder if it has any hidden meaning to it.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - angelious ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
supposedly...but that goes into dream reading and thats just pseudo science at best...
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User avatar #78 to #18 - doctorpibber (01/10/2016) [-]
Dream reading is pretty much a dead end because dreams are our brains way of making sense of emotions and events during the day/week. The most empirical we can get from interpreting dreams are events like antareswolf has described with teeth falling out. This usually denotes emotions akin to anxiety and self consciousness. I used to have dreams where my teeth would fall out and looking back I can connect them to moments that I felt anxious about my life or appearance. There are other dream phenomena that are connected to emotions that multiple people share but I can't remember them off the top of my head.

TL;DR dream reading is bunk, but it doesn't mean our dreams are not connected to real life events/emotions
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User avatar #49 to #18 - rudeobuteo (01/10/2016) [-]
Freud's "The Interpretation of Dreams" struck me as some made-up ******** . It's hard to believe he's the father of psychology, but depending who you ask that field is largely a lot of ******** also.
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User avatar #77 to #49 - angelious ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
a lot of freuds works has been disproven as false. but he did create a lot of the basic concepts for psychology and popularized it to the masses. not to mention that the branch of psychology he developed is still widely used to this day(its somewhat refined nowadays tho.but it still follows some of the basic concepts)
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#9 to #8 - ashendashin ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
And here I thought abruptly finding myself sinking underwater with restricted movement was bad
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User avatar #10 to #9 - angelious ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
well i mean..i also have had dreams where i was chaced by a barbarian who in the end shoved his hand down my throat and removed some organ which i think was liver... another time i had a dream where i was escaping from a toy shop (?) and ended up on a train where i was attacked by flying hammers that struck several nails into my body as someone narrated that "another one of your escape attempts has failed,but better luck next time" (that ending really scared me ******** back then...even more so than the deja vu feeling i had when i woke up) dreams are ******* scary...
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#11 to #10 - ashendashin ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Man am I glad I almost never get nightmares besides the sudden drowning. There's only one I can remember where I found myself running around some building with some creepy ******* thing inside, always out of view. Luckily it was just creepy **** . Your dreams sound really **** man
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User avatar #12 to #11 - angelious ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
well i mean..im aspiring to be a part time horror writer, so it really helps with coming up with ideas...


also i haventh actually even told the worst one i have had in my life...in it i was in mars with my family, chasing after vampires. i cant recall much of the details, but in the end of it, the vampires disabled the oxygen system and me and some other bloke had to go fix it, when i got back to the base i found my mother had been killed, stuffed like a turkey and placed on a plate on middle of the room and my kid brother was being baked in the oven. that was the most ****** up dream i have ever had.
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#13 to #12 - ashendashin ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
I suppose finding your family members was cooked up was pretty ****** up but that compared to the previous ones it has a lot more of the typical dream stuff with all of the weird things going on
Vampires on mars?
Cooking people rather than draining them?
I do find the one with the flying hammers to be pretty creepy though
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User avatar #14 to #13 - angelious ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
yeah that was pretty darn creepy...but it had a pretty comical dream aspect to it. and the narrator sounded like he was narrating for a kids show...so it didnt stuck with me as much as the other thing did... also im going to use that one for when i might finally start with my horror comic book series..if i ever start it....hobbies are annoying....
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#25 to #8 - thenewerbooks (01/10/2016) [-]
**thenewerbooks used "*roll picture*"**
**thenewerbooks rolled image** TFW no nightmares since i was about 10
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#26 to #8 - dislikinator (01/10/2016) [-]
I have this dream frequently where I have a slight itch on my chin, so I scratch myself. I keep going and going because it feels so good. I start bleeding, I start scratching through muscles, but I can't stop, it just feels too good. Sometimes I choke on my own blood, sometimes I simply pass out and sometimes I keep going until my head falls off.
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#27 to #26 - anonymousfinn (01/10/2016) [-]
Brutal.png
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#36 - mamenber (01/10/2016) [-]
Some of my dreams take place in the same universe, sometimes in the same places.

Does this happen to anyone else?
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User avatar #63 to #36 - Haentar (01/10/2016) [-]
I occasionally have dreams in which I remember the setting from earlier dreams (like a deja vu feeling) but I don't recall having the earlier dreams.
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User avatar #70 to #63 - mamenber (01/10/2016) [-]
I actually think that's how it started
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#44 to #36 - bubbletee (01/10/2016) [-]
yeeessss, I have a reoccurring mall that I've never been to that pops up in different dreams. And people that I've never met pop up in different dreams as significant "characters" like alot.
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User avatar #71 to #44 - mamenber (01/10/2016) [-]
The thing is, my dreams aren't just one place. There's a lot of places that are somehow connected and I even know the names most of them consist from cities where I spent a lot of time as a child
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#64 - anonmynous (01/10/2016) [-]
>I had a dream when I was about 13.
>The troll from the fellowship of the ring was trying to kill me.
>No problem 'cause I'm wearing mithril
> **** he actually stabs me in the balls
>I'm dying but it feels strangely good
>The moment I die I wake up
>I realize I had my first wet dream...
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#57 - shinymew (01/10/2016) [-]
So I started writing my dreams down when I wake up, so here's a few of them:

Me and my mom is trapped in a room, with people throughout the rest of the house trying to get to us because my mom killed someone. Well my sister and her dad comes through the barrier, I hit her, somehow that proves I'm innocent, and I get to leave with them. And now I'm working with her dad, and I have these minions that pop out of my head to help me move stuff. Anyways, someone that is an obese doubleganger version of my mom dies, the town members blame it on her (when it was them who killed the doubleganger) and she gets taken away and tortured. Dream ends when the police come, who was called in the beginning of the dream.

Shadowman kidnaps a happy dude and goes into this musician's house. The musician is asleep and starts playing instruments that the Shadowman places around the bed. The ghosts, whose been playing along, get a note wrong, so the Shadowman gets upset and the musician wakes up. The musician notices the happy dude, and the Shadowman high tails it before the musician could catch them. Now happy dude is drifting in open water, while two pirates are sitting in a boat. To get there, the guy has to connect boards together, all while the pirates are nonchalant about drowning (since the water is rising). The dream ends when the musician gets to the Shadowman's house.

I'm a cute vampire/werewolf boy with five older brothers. I try to get close to my older brother by hanging out at a wrestling place, something that he likes. However, there's this guy, Caesar, that always requests the same challenge night after night, wasting all of his money on defeat. Finds out he has a son, and me and my brother takes the son to the waterpark. Head back to wrestling place and give the son back when Caesar finally wins. Next part, I'm entering my brother's room, he doesn't want a mess, so he hands me an apron that used to belong to my grandma. He shows me some old pictures and tells me that I look exactly like her. Next part, I'm in his bed while crossdressing, he teases me about wearing grandma's wolf/cat ears or something, and the dream ends.

My cousin and his wife break up, so he brings me along to chase her, but I still have to go to school. In this new school, it's connected by this around area where you zip the sides and lift it to a new floor. Get into two fights, and something about citations.

Locked in a room that will only open in time for the ACT test, which I'm studying for with watercolors. There's this huge feeling of isolation in this dream.

I'm in this villain's maze that is filled with colored string. Like, the string is crossed together to make the walls in the maze. Anyways, my siblings get caught by this freeze ray, and I have to back out of the whole thing until I find better weapons to get inside. Back again, I find my family tangled in the sides of the walls, undo them, and run for my life. The villain (think of that red-haired teacher in Danny Phantom) is shooting and my brother is hit. He gives a speech about leaving him behind. Frame changes to a hairy man in a grocery store, he opens up the freezer section and pulls out a tuna salad. On top of the salad is me and my family.

There's this play going on at my school, and I'm watching it with my friends. The whole set is made on towering boxes. The actors go on stage and the boxes start to rock and break. The whole area around me is just piles of boxes, and there's airplanes and Usopp from One Piece. And now I'm swimming through the mess, but it's slowly getting drained. Finally, I get up and the dream ends with me getting kissed by a friend of friends.

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User avatar #72 to #57 - imagnetsux (01/10/2016) [-]
dream #3 sounds like the intro to gay incest hentai
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#5 - funnyhard (01/09/2016) [-]
GIF
autism has no limits...
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#47 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**Had a dream where I was hunted by cannibals who lived a day life of business men and woman and on weekends they lived the cannibal lifestyle. Was running through the streets and run into a mansion and saw a couple ******* with shoes made of grey flesh. Woke up, throw up, then questioned the **** out of myself
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User avatar #52 to #47 - nowthatsedgy (01/10/2016) [-]
dude what
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User avatar #45 - jamesten (01/10/2016) [-]
i once had a dream where i had a penis on each ankle
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#23 - nakedclothes (01/10/2016) [-]
I once had a dream that I had three dicks (the normal one and one on each side of the hip) and I was in a swimming pool with three girls, spunked the bed, was great
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User avatar #35 to #23 - mamenber (01/10/2016) [-]
I also had a dream where I was swimming with three dicks, but two of them were on my stomach
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User avatar #50 to #35 - rudeobuteo (01/10/2016) [-]
wtf, we are finding some serious dream archetype parallels in the comments...

-3 dicks on lower torso
-teeth falling out and being replaced in rapid succession starting to choke anon
-dick and vagina on legs which can ****
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#6 - fezzo ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Why not? A plastic surgeon can make all your dreams come true these days.
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#81 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Anyone have ******* dreams about fighting. But, your punches are super weak and your arms like mom's spaghetti?

Pic not related.
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User avatar #79 - mikeypooh (01/10/2016) [-]
mine was i was in a big tree house in a jungle like in tarzan and i had sex with the girl from the live action casper movie
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#76 - kingpongthedon (01/10/2016) [-]
Dislikes: Peoples knees.
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#74 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
some gay ass dream i had last night, it had given me the conclusion i play too much skyim

last night i was in some big house with a few family members, i was in a bedroom and said family member walked out, i stepped out of bed and to a bookcase when i turned around a mini alduin crawled from beneath my bed, so for whatever the reason i laid down and then he ****** me.
i got raped by a mini-alduin.
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#75 to #74 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
this has been added to my 1 of my 7 weird wet dreams
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#67 - lollypopalopicus (01/10/2016) [-]
A true /d/eviant.
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