Anon gets a job in IT. . I‘ Anonymous ( Wed) : 2 Be 13, newgod as IT guy 2 Hottest day ofthe year, I park on A 2 Parking lot is an inferno 2 No air, sweating. I
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Anon gets a job in IT

I‘ Anonymous ( Wed) :
2 Be 13, newgod as IT guy
2 Hottest day ofthe year, I park on A
2 Parking lot is an inferno
2 No air, sweating. I wait forms elevator
2 It doesn' t some Armpit circles forming
2 I tryto remain calm. Blood boils, no elevator
2 I take the stairs
2 Out of breath (I' m a ******* IT guy)
2 Pools of sweat
2 I finally get tothe lobby
2 See teenage girl holding the elevator talking on her phone
2 One guy inside elevator patiently waiting fer herto finish
2 Take her phone and smash it on the ground
2 "Hey cunt this elevator doesn' t belong to you"
2 "Um, my dad owns the building"
Be 19, unemployed
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Submitted: 10/12/2013
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User avatar #1 - chaosfanatic (10/12/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Even though the phone smashing was a bit extreme, I still wouldn't have the guy fired. Maybe remove some money from his paycheck, but if I had somebody holding an elevator up for a phone conversation, I would be mad too, even if it was my own daughter.
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#4 - infinitereaper has deleted their comment [+] (74 replies)
#17 to #4 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/13/2013) [-]
> Have to grind 4 years at college.   
   
So you finally understand that you need a college degree to be successful.  Don't think I didn't forget the argument we had 4 months ago.
> Have to grind 4 years at college.

So you finally understand that you need a college degree to be successful. Don't think I didn't forget the argument we had 4 months ago.
User avatar #70 - konataism (10/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
she still doesnt own it her dad does
#72 to #70 - rainyeyes (10/13/2013) [-]
**rainyeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #3966652 at Friendly **

Sounds like she owns her dad if you ask me.
#40 - mattdoggy (10/13/2013) [-]
>be going to get something from work one day
>it's an insurance office and i go there every other day probably
>my mom runs it and i am in charge of setting premiums and monthly payments
>i pull up real quick and park my car next to a side door and run inside to get something
>i run back out no more than 30 seconds later to see someone has blocked my truck in
>"um excuse me ma'am, can i get out real quick, i'm sorry about this ma'am"
>"nu uh i ain gone move for you boy, i gotsa pay my moneyz heernuall. you wait"
>that is gonna take her like 20 minutes at least
>"ma'am please, i really need you to move"
>"you can just forget it now, you heeya"
>she tries walking into the side door i came from and i tell her she isn't allowed back through that way
>she tries to continue so i lock it and she goes off on me
>"YOUZ AKIN LIKEZ YOUDOWN OWNDISPLAZE! YOUONT UVEN WURKEN HERRR"
>"actually ma'am, i do work here. In fact my mother owns the place. My family has run this insurance company for the past 150 years over 3 generations and my name is next in line to own this building"
>she shut up and moved her vehicle.we are friends now and she apologized, as did i
>pic related, how i felt at that moment
User avatar #10 - flemsdfer ONLINE (10/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What kind of place has a significant amount of floors, but only one elevator?

I know it doesn't mention the amount he took, but it'd have to be significant to justify his bitching. The biggest building I've seen with only one elevator was three floors. Now if three floors kills you enough that you have to become violent to whoever was rude in holding the elevator damn, you need the exercise.

If there are a lot more floors I don't believe there's only one elevator for everyone.
User avatar #14 to #10 - I Am Monkey (10/13/2013) [-]
It's pretty common for buildings with less than 10 floors to have only one elevator.
#94 - thelastelephant ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 - thepineapple (10/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
1. Insulting
2. Unable to control temper
3. Violent and destroying other's property
That's 3 strikes against him. All of these were at his own choice to make.
He wanted to be the self-proclaimed hero of the office who stood up to what, exactly?
A stranger hogging the elevator? That's all it took to make him loose all sense of professionalism?
Maybe that woman on the phone was a client, a secretary holding the elevator for a client or a dozen other possibilities.
The most he should have done was hand in a complaint to his superior about someone misusing the elevator; but even then, his contract doesn't guarantee an elevator ride waiting for him every day he comes to work.
And there is no way he could have known that someone was holding the elevator, right until he got to his floor; which means it took him barely seconds to lose his **** for something so trivial.
User avatar #44 to #42 - Dwarf (10/13/2013) [-]
> Unable to control temper
> His choice

Pick one.
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#21 - mytwocents has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#87 - allhailshrek (10/13/2013) [-]
Little girl's face when
#61 - zeusx (10/13/2013) [-]
yfw
yfw
User avatar #29 - avatarsarefornoobs (10/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
you really just shouldnt call people cunts
its fine on the internet but when you drag it into real life, thats how your ass in hot water.
same goes for faggot and ****** ...
#39 to #29 - Spikeydeath (10/13/2013) [-]
But cunt is my favorite word
#88 - abdullahmag (10/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
if her father was any decent, he would've somewhat understood the situation, and accepted that his daughter was in fact..a cunt.
#115 - ninjahitman (10/13/2013) [-]
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#71 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I've met girls like this, and they think that just because their dad (or mom) owns something, that the ownership extends to them and allows them to use it as they please.
Dumb little cunt had it coming.
User avatar #3 - tehbeztever (10/13/2013) [-]
then they ****
#103 - notdjfood ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
IT guys' face when he's unemployed
#97 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Kim K. ** hfw
User avatar #18 - jengamunn (10/13/2013) [-]
here's an idea! let the door close and she catches the next one.
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