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Anon fucks their mother

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C) Anonymous (: fyw o Neil it
sbe at EB games in Brisbane
skintight release
******** kids everywhere dragging parents around to buy the game farther
m in line ********** ever, have little ***** in front efmo wont shut up
t be otherthan ‘IE but acting like they' re ******* gangsters
sene little fat **** keeps getting him mum to bring him cakes and chips
shis mum is actually pretty sporty, must' been a teen mum
serve hours in the kids get bored. turn around to face me
Ishall Jail lit s' this game isn' t fer girls you know, why den' t you **** eff back to house"
brage. avi
realise I can' t punch have twelve year elts in the face I do the adult thing
sget the guy behind mete held my place
islip out and walk away to the taunts ofthe kids
bbuy a coffee from starbucks
approach the kids mum
pstart up seme chat, make up seme ******** about being a parent as well
sshe' s flirty, obviously bored from the have hours wait with only a view forming a senga line fer games
about how have kids in line were bullying my fake child
s' eh my god thats my son"
stoke the fire, told hershey were making racist comments
sshe walks ever and pulls the kid out ofthe line
she starts ******* screaming
sne
prefere she gees we swap numbers
snarl day
scala her and we go out fer dinner
sshe' s being really flirty and thanks me featureing her kid in, also she did seme research en the game and decided its tee violent
swe go back to her place
llittle ******* asleep
sshe makes us coffee, I slip into the bedroom and put my phone en record
**** his mother into oblivian
she' s asleep, I use her computer
eburn the recording onto a disc
spat that into an empty sew case I brought
islip it into the kids reem
seeturd home
year old ***** with me, I **** his mother and make him watch
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Submitted: 10/25/2015
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User avatar #19 - fapperdefap (10/26/2015) [-]
"this game isnt for girls"

" **** his mother into oblivion"

wat
User avatar #20 to #19 - bgsteiner (10/26/2015) [-]
Glad im not the only one who caught that that kid just got free hard core lesbian porn. Staring his mother but still.
User avatar #23 to #19 - thedungeonmaster (10/26/2015) [-]
He was implying that anon is a girl.
#22 to #19 - diegotan ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
**diegotan used "*roll picture*"**
**diegotan rolled image** He could've ****** his mother to Skyrim though
#21 to #19 - emperorwatergate (10/26/2015) [-]
He was questioning Anon's masculinity.
#24 to #21 - skebaba (10/26/2015) [-]
Best villain (Thawne)
User avatar #41 to #24 - thescyle ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
I am so happy he is coming back now. The actor, not the villain tho.
I heard the character should now be a total asshole, but a good guy - total asshole. Anyone with more news there?
#2 to #1 - herparderpington [OP](10/25/2015) [-]
By posting an incredibly relevant message I hereby award you a thumb
#3 to #2 - tarabostes (10/25/2015) [-]
Yellow?
Niiiiiiiiice.
User avatar #4 to #3 - herparderpington [OP](10/25/2015) [-]
Thank you
Remember to like, favourite and subscri-
wait this isn't youtube
#5 to #4 - tarabostes (10/25/2015) [-]
I did those things already tho
User avatar #6 to #5 - herparderpington [OP](10/25/2015) [-]
Thank you kind gentleman.
Wait that's not jonathan joestar
#7 to #6 - tarabostes (10/25/2015) [-]
No problemo el burrito de portugal
It's kakyoin joestar
User avatar #18 to #7 - herparderpington [OP](10/26/2015) [-]
I just started watching stardust cruzaders
I just said that because jonathan was the one who wanted to be a gentleman
#27 to #18 - tarabostes (10/26/2015) [-]
Hahahahaha yeah , remember that portuguese character that Araki mad-OH WAIT THERE AREN'T ANY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
YFW
#28 to #27 - herparderpington [OP](10/26/2015) [-]
Never seen one of those images for Portugal
Thank you for the laugh another thumb
#29 to #28 - tarabostes (10/26/2015) [-]
Y-You too
But where did you even find that thumb ? Did you make it?
User avatar #30 to #29 - herparderpington [OP](10/26/2015) [-]
Google images
Searched for thumb
Found that beauty
#31 to #30 - tarabostes (10/26/2015) [-]
iQue coincidença!
Google images is also where I get my dank memes
User avatar #32 to #31 - herparderpington [OP](10/26/2015) [-]
iMuy bien camarada!
For those who do not speak spanish that means very good comrade
You're welcome
#33 to #32 - tarabostes (10/26/2015) [-]
[insert upside-down ? here]Vous n'etes pas portuguese?!??
You don't say lmao
also if you speak el carambo , can you tell me some of your toreador pick up lines??
User avatar #34 to #33 - herparderpington [OP](10/26/2015) [-]
Je ne parle pas français
lmao
those pickup lines are secret of family
#35 to #34 - tarabostes (10/26/2015) [-]
AH HON HON HON
AYY

I didn't know Portuguese ****** were into incest
User avatar #36 to #35 - herparderpington [OP](10/26/2015) [-]
Hue hue hue
Wise words
Well played
#38 to #36 - tarabostes (10/26/2015) [-]
So you speak Neymar too??
Alien 4U
GG
#39 to #38 - herparderpington [OP](10/26/2015) [-]
No but I speak rice fields fluently
ayy lmao
no re
#40 to #39 - tarabostes (10/26/2015) [-]
Welcome then
weeeeeeeeeeeeeed
bg actually
#9 - shadowrated (10/26/2015) [-]
the words "i ****** your mom" will never come from their mouths again
User avatar #25 - adaltontoremember (10/26/2015) [-]
male or female, thats one of the most alpha things anyone could do. good show
User avatar #8 - Lolinator (10/26/2015) [-]
"an empty GTA V case I'd brought"
believed it up til then. from where?
still lol'd.
User avatar #10 to #8 - majormoron (10/26/2015) [-]
I had a bunch of Display cases that Gamestop threw out that I sold on ebay.

not that hard really.
User avatar #11 to #10 - Lolinator (10/26/2015) [-]
but i thought this story took place literally within hours of its release? where'd the box come from?
User avatar #13 to #11 - majormoron (10/26/2015) [-]
>preorder display cases
>took literally any empty case and stuck a printed insert in it
>took the case from his copy

Common do you not have any sort of imagination?
User avatar #16 to #14 - majormoron (10/26/2015) [-]
Recognising it is the first step to fixing it.
User avatar #15 to #13 - Lolinator (10/26/2015) [-]
clearly not enough imagination to pull off this epic stunt. *sigh*
User avatar #17 to #15 - majormoron (10/26/2015) [-]
Its unfortunate that it probably didnt happen but one can hope.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Lolinator (10/26/2015) [-]
ah I just re-read
> the next day
got it.
User avatar #42 - severepwner (10/26/2015) [-]
All I can think of was

"Man you're going to be pretty ****** when she finds out you're not a real parent."
User avatar #37 - Zombiefried (10/26/2015) [-]
Was expecting wincest.
User avatar #43 - RyudenTamarashi (10/26/2015) [-]
Brisbane mentioned, swell with thongs.
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