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#4 - animango (11/14/2015) [-]
Like this
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#130 to #4 - veryfahnyjokes (11/15/2015) [-]
lol so funnie
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#136 to #130 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** LOL XD
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#157 to #136 - veryfahnyjokes (11/15/2015) [-]
lol so funnie
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#180 to #136 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
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User avatar #25 to #4 - pocketstooheavy (11/15/2015) [-]
"Ninjas. That's gay" - Randy.

Randy is my spirit animal.
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User avatar #41 to #25 - thymarx (11/15/2015) [-]
Carman was the first to say ninjas was gay in that episode though
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User avatar #44 to #41 - dreygur (11/15/2015) [-]
Didn't he get it from Truckman?
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User avatar #45 to #44 - thymarx (11/15/2015) [-]
probably, i just got from hitting the town, so i'm probably wrong
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#54 to #45 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
right over your head bud
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User avatar #129 to #54 - thymarx (11/15/2015) [-]
So, i have just woken up, and now realise that i should not comment on funnyjunk while drunk
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#63 to #41 - JackThePornKing (11/15/2015) [-]
Cartman is my spirit animal
Cartman is my spirit animal
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#89 to #63 - mindor (11/15/2015) [-]
>mfw heres the song
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#106 to #89 - linesflag (11/15/2015) [-]
is there a full version of this song? it sounds weirdly awesome
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User avatar #151 to #106 - thesirofponies (11/15/2015) [-]
Here is the sauce ZwiReK - Jihad Trap (Arabic flavoured Instrumental) xxthegreat here you go dude
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#162 to #151 - xxthegreat (11/16/2015) [-]
thx u ledge
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#170 to #151 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]
I hate how catchy this song is
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#153 to #151 - linesflag (11/15/2015) [-]
best man thx
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#132 to #106 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
the full song is just this song looping a few times.
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#133 to #89 - xxthegreat (11/15/2015) [-]
can I be linked to it please?
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#1 - whompers ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
Sleeper cells worry me.
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#40 to #1 - adr (11/15/2015) [-]
Sleeper cells ain't ready for 'Merica
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User avatar #71 to #40 - notaking (11/15/2015) [-]
No, but nor were your two towers. Just sayin'
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User avatar #86 to #71 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Well thats because the towers didn't have guns.

Clearly we must arm every citizen.
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User avatar #94 to #86 - capshep (11/15/2015) [-]
and every tower
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#109 to #94 - gotmelikeayelmao (11/15/2015) [-]
Arm every citizen with a tower
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#116 to #109 - myjunk (11/15/2015) [-]
Don't you mean Flak/Air defense?
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#165 to #116 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
Then you arm every unarmed tower with citizens
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#114 to #109 - gotmelikeayelmao (11/15/2015) [-]
Did moonmist get moonpissed?
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User avatar #115 to #114 - moonmist (11/15/2015) [-]
Spelling error.
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#117 to #115 - gotmelikeayelmao (11/15/2015) [-]
Is okay, inb4 you think I'm a dick
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User avatar #118 to #117 - moonmist (11/15/2015) [-]
It's the internet, I already assumed you were one.
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#119 to #118 - gotmelikeayelmao (11/15/2015) [-]
Well aren't we all?
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User avatar #80 to #40 - mrwalkerfour (11/15/2015) [-]
muslims dont do **** in your country beause youre middle class crazy white kids do all the massacres for them
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#149 to #80 - ygdosst (11/15/2015) [-]
I know right?
You'd think that the CIA would have realized how to weaponize psychologically abusive single mothers in whatever is following MKUltra
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#88 to #40 - erble (11/15/2015) [-]
Ok now I am curious, could someone list the names of those weapons?
I guess the bottom two are AKs, and the second looks like a SCAR? I don't know much about weapons except for from some video games...
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User avatar #90 to #88 - commanderphoenix (11/15/2015) [-]
fn fs2000
fn scar16s
ak
glock 1911 glock
ar15
ar15
ak
ak
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User avatar #91 to #90 - commanderphoenix (11/15/2015) [-]
oww my bad forgot the mosin one under the pistols
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#93 to #91 - erble (11/15/2015) [-]
Ah, you beat me to it
Enfield didn't seem right, indeed.
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#148 to #90 - adr (11/15/2015) [-]
Close except the third one down is a Saiga 12 gauge, which is a shotgun platform built on an Ak platform and the SCAR is a 17s in .308. Also to be more specific the Glocks are 17 and a 19, and the 1911 is a Colt Commander. erble
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#161 to #148 - erble (11/15/2015) [-]
Why thank you! You're a bit of a gun nut?
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#163 to #161 - adr (11/16/2015) [-]
I enjoy them, yes. It is a good hobby
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#92 to #90 - erble (11/15/2015) [-]
Thanks! Feels good that I was right about some at least
You missed the one below the pistols though, looks a bit like an enfield?
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User avatar #152 to #40 - Metallicock (11/15/2015) [-]
Aren't some of those guns are illegal for civilians?
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#158 to #152 - adr (11/15/2015) [-]
No. They are semi auto so can be purchased by anyone over 21 who can legally possess firearms, in my state at least. Their full-auto counterparts require a Class III license.
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User avatar #160 to #158 - Metallicock (11/15/2015) [-]
oh ok
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#110 to #40 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
>Has two glocks.
>No P226.

****** ´ pleeb...
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#105 to #40 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
Ehm have you americans 11 really strong arms? Or how will you use more than one rifle a time?
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#27 to #1 - upunkpunk (11/15/2015) [-]
They worry ISIS too, they reportedly have thousand of men inside their own capital ready to attack them when the order is given by the local Arab leaders who are massing thousands of men outside Raqqa right now.
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User avatar #30 to #27 - isis (11/15/2015) [-]
I'm scared
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User avatar #28 to #27 - spoopyskeleton (11/15/2015) [-]
Really? Got a source or something?

Never heard this before Not being a dick, genuinely never hear this before. i'm interested
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User avatar #34 to #28 - upunkpunk (11/15/2015) [-]
I'm sorry they never said exactly how many men they have inside Raqqa but here:

Here: www.middleeasteye.net/news/syrian-arab-kurd-forces-prepare-offensive-islamic-state-capital-23702687

FSA rebels and YPG fighters say that they have sleeper cells inside the city to attack.

“We cannot say how many [Arab] members we have, because FSA fighters are inside Islamic State areas, and are waiting to liberate the city from Daash [IS],” said Kurdish defence official Ocalan Issa.

But in an interview they said they have hundreds inside the city and about 7000 men outside.

The interview translated: yallasouriya.wordpress.com/2015/10/29/syria-liwa-thuwar-raqqa-commanders-abu-issas-interview/

Also things have changed, the group Liwa Thuwwar al-Raqqa (who was interviewed in the link above) has since joined the Syrian Democratic Forces which has 50k Kurdish YPG fighters, along with thousands of Arab tribal fighters.

Hopefully that clarifies, I should have checked again before saying they have thousands inside the city. Hundreds can still **** **** up though and there is only a few villages between Raqqa and YPG/Rebel territory. They're close and just waiting for the order.


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#59 to #34 - garymotherfingoak (11/15/2015) [-]
>actually giving citations

you did good work son.
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#37 to #34 - spoopyskeleton (11/15/2015) [-]
You're doing gods work, son.
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User avatar #38 to #37 - upunkpunk (11/15/2015) [-]
Also >>#24 if you want some good news.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - upunkpunk (11/15/2015) [-]
I mean >>#24
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#48 to #39 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
Will it be over for ISIS by the end of 2016 would you reckon?
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User avatar #51 to #48 - upunkpunk (11/15/2015) [-]
Yes, here is the really good map: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Syrian_and_Iraqi_insurgency_detailed_map

Their capital Raqqa, or their largest city Mosul is bound to fall soon. The Iraqi Shia militias the PMU are pushing towards Mosul from the south east while to the west of Mosul the Kurds two days ago took Sinjar in Iraq and Hawl in Syria on the same day essentially cutting off an important route IS would use to move men and supplies between their most important cities. Mosul will be completely surrounded these coming months and the Iraqi army, the Peshmerga and the PMU will all be involved to remove this cancer from Mosul. After Mosul's fall things will just start to crumble for them.

Also recent Russian involvement has also kinda brought back that Cold War space race atmosphere and is pushing America to do more about ISIS.
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#32 to #28 - mumphrey (11/15/2015) [-]
I remember reading something about that too, but i spend way to much time reading stuff on the internet, i read all kinds of stuff.. but hopefully
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User avatar #31 to #28 - teevee (11/15/2015) [-]
>>#27, i would also like to know more if it's true, i'm glad: lets **** ISIS up.
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User avatar #35 to #31 - upunkpunk (11/15/2015) [-]
I replied to the guy.
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User avatar #82 to #27 - nekoboyl (11/15/2015) [-]
Well as a reply to a few of your comments "But wait , isis has le interwebs (under assumptions with their videos being posted an all ) so wouldn't under that assumption. Wouldn't it also be viable that they know about said invasion, and thus may be fortifying themselves(all just a theory). I believe that reporters and journalists should have a code of rules that makes it so information like this shouldn't be posted to around a 24 hour period of time till said invasion will take effect. "
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User avatar #144 to #82 - upunkpunk (11/15/2015) [-]
They already know all this, there's nothing to hide because it doesn't matter. A tactic the YPG has used in the past is announce an offensive on one ISIS stronghold and then attack another instead. Sometimes never even attack, and sometimes actually attack the stronghold they said they would. Sometimes after an announcement ISIS attacks instead, thinking the enemy troops have been moved when they haven't and fail in their attack which results in a successful counterattack by the YPG. It's an information war. But Raqqa will fall by the end of the year.
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#26 - desacabose ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
>Start listen to pro ISIS songs
>Start watching a lot more Allahu Akbar videos with my roommate
>Timmy Turner blows up twin towers and theme starts playing
>I laugh
>Roommate laughs
>Comically Oversized Roaming Bush the N.S.A. sent me as a gift laughs
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#23 - mcmental (11/15/2015) [-]
Aloha Snackbar!
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#137 to #23 - admiralsnackbar (11/15/2015) [-]
You called?
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#166 to #137 - mcmental (11/16/2015) [-]
Yes. Hello, how are you my good friend? It's been a while. Last time I saw you was at that oasis rave party.
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#19 - betars (11/15/2015) [-]
It's the exact same image

I'll take " **** that never happened" for 500.
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#177 to #19 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
for one thing we don't go saying "brother" to strangers
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User avatar #178 to #177 - betars (12/08/2015) [-]
for one thing we don't dig up old comments as anon
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#147 to #19 - herbolifee (11/15/2015) [-]
95% of all greentexts are ******** . Everyone knows this and only autistic nerds feel the need to point this out. It's not about it being real or not.
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#79 to #19 - dehumanizer (11/15/2015) [-]
>anything ever
>happening
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#29 to #19 - brayburn ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Do you really think someone would lie in a green text story?
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#2 - stoneshit (11/14/2015) [-]
Too early to explore the universe, too late to explore the seas, but just in time for the Paris shootings
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#103 to #78 - fitta (11/15/2015) [-]
jag älskar att du har så många bilder från "vem vet mest"
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#107 to #103 - enlightednatzie (11/15/2015) [-]
Hittade dom på 4chan
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User avatar #21 to #2 - olinerocks (11/15/2015) [-]
*Just in time to remove Kebab*
REMOVE KEBAB
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#100 to #21 - sillybiscuits (11/15/2015) [-]
DEUS VULT
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#85 - newzalaman (11/15/2015) [-]
I think people who like gore are seriously ****** up
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#141 to #85 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
In this day and age, people who aren't seriously ****** up are the exception my friend
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#142 to #85 - wcpapier ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
i love gore.
pic related
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User avatar #167 to #142 - soulflare (11/17/2015) [-]
Risky clicks man
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#61 - Javapenguin (11/15/2015) [-]
lol
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User avatar #124 to #61 - themikhee (11/15/2015) [-]
damn russki
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User avatar #140 to #43 - wcpapier ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
vintage meeeeeeeeeemeeeeeeeeees
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User avatar #95 to #43 - ienjoymemes (11/15/2015) [-]
People still do this?
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User avatar #47 to #43 - thempc (11/15/2015) [-]
level 100 bard
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User avatar #84 to #58 - tanitakavirius (11/15/2015) [-]
I expected Salil Al Sawarim, but this is even better. This should be ISIS' anthem.
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#14 - NigJames (11/15/2015) [-]
Only asking because i want to hate ISIS more than i do already, anybody have links to a site where they show the executions/ bombings? Or videos of soldiers killing ISIS agents? please and thanks
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#50 to #14 - humpydumpy (11/15/2015) [-]
Have you checked out thereligionofpeace.com ?
They don't just feature videos but all kinds of... wonderful information on the horror that is Islam.
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#46 to #15 - therandomdiary (11/15/2015) [-]
Europe is so ****** right now. Its only a matter of time before the entire continent will falls in to a gigantic mess.
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#24 to #14 - upunkpunk (11/15/2015) [-]
If it makes you feel better, the Paris shooting was probably to distract everyone from how bad they just got raped in Syria and Iraq recently. They lost 2 large and important towns (Sinjar and Al-hawl) to the apostate Kurds, and recently had their siege of Kuweires airbase which lasted 3 years broken by the Syrian government, they lost 60 men in just one day. They also lost Baiji in Iraq and Ramadi will soon fall and is under siege.

Also the Russians are bombing them.

All this very recently. Just input the names of the locations I wrote on liveleak for dead ISIS members.
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User avatar #33 to #24 - tenaciouslee (11/15/2015) [-]
It makes me happy to see that ISIS is getting **** on by Kurds and Ruskis.
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User avatar #67 to #24 - PFCMadness (11/15/2015) [-]
The US also killed Jihadi John in a drone strike, supposedly got eviscerated. It ain't a good week to be ISIS. I hope the ****** cried like a bitch
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#98 to #24 - rollfourexplain (11/15/2015) [-]
The whole thing with the Russians is that the Russians are bombing all of the rebels, not just ISIS. At this rate I'm almost glad there's a "just kill everybody" side.
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#87 - drakonbolt (11/15/2015) [-]
**drakonbolt used "*roll picture*"**
**drakonbolt rolled image**
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#138 to #87 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
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User avatar #128 to #87 - darkii (11/15/2015) [-]
That ******* roll.
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User avatar #9 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
**** it
It's a foot in the "save yourself" door

If you're not exactly in a position to be a hero or take a stand then atleast think of giving them the slip under the cover of that
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#5 - lickinggecko ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
Abu Yaseer - Salil Sawarim (Clashing of Swords) To be fair, it's a really catchy song.
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User avatar #99 to #5 - ptolomeus (11/15/2015) [-]
Mashallah.

Hooru l 'ayni tunadini - Nasheed - *UmmahAnasheed*
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User avatar #101 to #99 - ptolomeus (11/15/2015) [-]
Subhanallah to my brothers and sisters.

Anasheed Chechen Fighters & Nice Nasheed anachide أناشيد
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User avatar #102 to #101 - ptolomeus (11/15/2015) [-]
La ilaha illa Allah.

Al-Qawlu Qawlu Sawarim-Nasheed
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User avatar #104 to #102 - ptolomeus (11/15/2015) [-]
For peace and مtranquility.

Nasheed ᴴᴰ - My Lord's Knowledge Suffices Me
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#125 to #5 - virtualsloth (11/15/2015) [-]
"It" ?

There's a zillion and before saleel sawarim was even a thing, Qom was the most popular one.

My favorite is Hebbit Kerrih, though. Saleel Sawarim is kinda meh.
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User avatar #146 to #5 - exclamation (11/15/2015) [-]
I think I've heard this progression before.
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#6 to #5 - pissedoffpenguin (11/14/2015) [-]
Nasheed - Qalu Innaha нашид This one's equally/even more catchy and can haunt you for weeks, no **** .
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#20 to #6 - miscde (11/15/2015) [-]
I'm not even going to lie this **** goes hard
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#10 to #6 - selongb (11/14/2015) [-]
As long as we are sharing Nasheeds, Hers a favorite of mine, (in english)
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#36 to #10 - sonicsyndicate (11/15/2015) [-]
youre all just ****** terrorists
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#73 to #36 - kolya ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Hell yeah!
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#97 to #36 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
Peace through gentle sex. We will **** the terrorists into assimilation. The NWO will be an orgy.

Holy hell what the frick am I even saying!?
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User avatar #64 to #36 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Y'all a bunch o' ******* towel head ************* . I say we nuke 'em!
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#12 to #10 - lickinggecko ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Let's not forget the classics
qom Let's not forget the classics
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#126 to #12 - virtualsloth (11/15/2015) [-]
Project Reality ftw
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User avatar #65 to #11 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Why the **** is there an Assassin's Creed wallpaper in that video? ISIS are assassins confirmed?
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User avatar #18 - crimzonhazard (11/15/2015) [-]
>loving gore
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User avatar #49 to #18 - thesunpraiser ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
I mean... I think it's gross. Still like it tho. Is that bad? To me it's kinda like, say, watching a horror movie. You watch it because you enjoy it, even though you know you'll get scared.
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User avatar #57 to #49 - crimzonhazard (11/15/2015) [-]
Except it isn't like a horror movie, in a movie, you have actors, no real pain, and there are certain things that are still too gorey to show. On the other hand, watching straight up gore, you have someone actually being physically injured or killed. And for someone to enjoy seeing that actual death or torture, is really ****** up. Its not just because "it's gross"
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User avatar #66 to #57 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
There's a difference between actually enjoying the gore and enjoying the morbid curiosity.
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User avatar #122 to #57 - thesunpraiser ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
What cannibal said. And I didn't mean that it was exactly like a horror movie. You took that way too literally.
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#42 - veryuniquename (11/15/2015) [-]
I laughed myself into a coughing fit
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#7 - vladi (11/14/2015) [-]
Well that's what you get when your office is based in Chechnya.
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#62 - whomadewho (11/15/2015) [-]
**whomadewho used "*roll picture*"**
**whomadewho rolled image** my reaction
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#3 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
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#111 to #3 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Wanna make a great first impression? Go out with a bang!
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#121 - syrianbro (11/15/2015) [-]
>enjoying gore and snuff films

Im a very tolerant guy when it comes to weird **** but you are one massive degenerate ************ if you genuinely enjoy that ****

And i hope nothing more than you eliminating yourself from the gene pool as quickly as possible.

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User avatar #143 to #131 - dorfdorfdorf (11/15/2015) [-]
i mean, i agree that we shouldn't be shying away from discussing videos like that, but laughing at it isn't helping the fight against the terrorists
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#22 - alpako (11/15/2015) [-]
be the secret agent the world needs and join them
do it
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User avatar #175 to #22 - kkkmiespalaa (12/04/2015) [-]
so he should join US army?
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