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Same isis attack eyery cinema worldwide on 18 december( Stalin' s birthday too) is pretty high. They are probably already buying / es and
watching the sst half of the Mortie illegally so they can enter during screening with their ' s.. and after they get done to watch rest half of the Mortie quetly.
Milo how do you feel when u have exactly 1 week of life?
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Ci Will yen get assasinated during the Star Wars premiere? Anonymous (ID: Elly 12/ 11/ 15( Fri) 13: 19: 14 No. 58131356 F 4; -? 45 -: 55132155 e; - b: . 2312
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#45 - bdayskeleton (12/12/2015) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by geeky
At least the police will know who shot first.
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#9 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
Instead of a ticket to star wars I bought this
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User avatar #80 to #9 - reeeeeeeeeee (12/12/2015) [-]
Wow that'll be useful to repel those pesky redcoats, careful you don't frighten the stagecoach horses or shoot a hole through your duster
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User avatar #13 to #9 - kiaserzerg (12/12/2015) [-]
NICE RED RYDER BB GUN MAN!
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User avatar #26 to #9 - yips ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Nice Davy Crockett
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User avatar #35 to #9 - grimsho (12/12/2015) [-]
I hear they strapped those things onto tanks to increase their firepower over in 'nam, colour me impressed that you managed to get a hold of one.
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#25 to #9 - berserkerlord (12/12/2015) [-]
Wow, sweet energy rail gun, bro.
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User avatar #47 to #25 - emiyashirou (12/12/2015) [-]
It's an AK-47, don't be stupid.
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User avatar #44 to #25 - kragjorgensen (12/12/2015) [-]
>Energy
>Railgun

That's a red thumb for you
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User avatar #87 to #44 - kragjorgensen (12/12/2015) [-]
All these retards thumbing me down because I 'can't take a joke'

Look at my name, if you can't explain what my name is you shouldn't thumb down.
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User avatar #79 to #44 - buddywuggle (12/12/2015) [-]
Isn't a rail gun electric?
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User avatar #86 to #79 - kragjorgensen (12/12/2015) [-]
As to your question, it uses magnets in a rail to propel a ferrous slug and it's sabot down a barrel at varying velocities, the amount of power determines muzzle velocity. So no, it's not an energy weapon, it's a projectile weapon that is very energy-consuming lol
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#82 to #79 - hkmweed (12/12/2015) [-]
electricity is a form of energy, technically.
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User avatar #31 to #9 - xxTheJesterxx (12/12/2015) [-]
Yo how did you buy a nuclear warhead, that's crazy
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User avatar #34 to #9 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
Holy **** looks like a literal handcanon. What caliber is it? Gunexplain?
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#40 to #34 - weaponexplain (12/12/2015) [-]
"gunexplain"
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#38 to #34 - bazda (12/12/2015) [-]
.357 ***** .
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#42 to #34 - CakemanRPG (12/12/2015) [-]
GIF
>handcannon

Dude, you've been playing too much destiny.
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User avatar #57 to #42 - sketchE (12/12/2015) [-]
is that a problem
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User avatar #91 to #57 - CakemanRPG (12/14/2015) [-]
Nah
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#81 to #57 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
I stopped playing it after the ******* Platinum came out. Thanks Activision.

HoW was shiiiit
Shiiiiiiit
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User avatar #89 to #81 - sketchE (12/13/2015) [-]
platinum? and house of wolves is what got me back in the game. side arms and prison of elders
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User avatar #14 to #9 - redrex ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
This is what is wrong with the world, you can just go out and buy machines guns like nothing and gloat about them on the internets
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#18 to #14 - bann (12/12/2015) [-]
stfu man, a glock and a machine gun are NOT the same thing!
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User avatar #28 to #14 - invshika ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
this is clearly a multiautomatic
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#43 to #14 - lotengo (12/12/2015) [-]
>This is what is wrong with the world
>the world


>world
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#51 to #43 - icekingg (12/12/2015) [-]
>This is what is wrong with ZA WALDO
>ZA WALDO

>WALDO
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User avatar #59 to #51 - masterseven (12/12/2015) [-]
Not the time for that. and it's Za Wārudo you ******* fag
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#71 to #59 - tarabostes (12/12/2015) [-]
NOT THE TIME ? BITCH DIO OWNS TIME!
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#74 to #59 - icekingg (12/12/2015) [-]
It's always time for *********** . Your spoiler will remain uncontested.
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User avatar #17 to #9 - grovesimus (12/12/2015) [-]
I doubt that gun was worth 4.94€
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#16 to #9 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
Man that's my favorite model G36
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User avatar #36 to #9 - herecomesjohnny (12/12/2015) [-]
lovely tablecloth
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User avatar #22 to #9 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Sweet Moist Nugget, bro.
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User avatar #12 to #9 - mentlgen ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Is that a glock?
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User avatar #15 to #12 - chikibriki ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
are you retarded?

that's a deagle brand deagle
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#20 to #15 - iscrewbabies (12/12/2015) [-]
***** , wut? That's clearly an AK-47.
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User avatar #27 to #20 - manofparody (12/12/2015) [-]
You're ******* retarded.

It's a ******* grenade launcher. God damn, the people on this site...
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#83 to #27 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
you obviously don't go on /k/.
I, a tactical /k/ gun expert, who owns at least 20 ak-47s and glocks, knows that this is CLEARLY a sniper rifle. Brand name.
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#10 to #9 - geeky [OP]ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Nice AK-47 bro
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User avatar #21 to #10 - bendeman ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
cmon, That's clearly a famas
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User avatar #29 to #10 - hetzerdk (12/12/2015) [-]
I see, journalism school has teached you well
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#39 to #10 - hcp (12/12/2015) [-]
Come on! Short barrel, handle. That's clearly a clock.
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#56 to #10 - naitsabesh ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Can you not see that's a glock?
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User avatar #1 - huszti (12/11/2015) [-]
>the chances that ISIS will attack every single cinema worldwide is pretty high

uh, no?
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User avatar #84 to #1 - lolshadowjewtwo (12/12/2015) [-]
it's /tv/, you don't know if it's bait. they seriously believe that the Jews have a secret society dedicated to destroying the white race and JJ is a part of this society.
Seriously.
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#30 to #1 - deronemanwonder (12/12/2015) [-]
sarcasm? I didn't know that was a new concept on the internet.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - thekeeperofthumbs ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
Like the anon said, low quality bait
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User avatar #3 to #2 - ballerinashoe (12/11/2015) [-]
not low quality enough apperantly
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User avatar #41 to #3 - haroldsaxon (12/12/2015) [-]
Low quality, but enough for some geniuses.
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User avatar #68 to #41 - failtolawl (12/12/2015) [-]
the ********** from Hungary AND on /pol/ there is zero chance that is actual bait and not a dimwit.
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User avatar #52 - riggyrigs (12/12/2015) [-]
>day of release
>whole theatre is booked for star wars premiere
>ISIS bought all the tickets
>about 4000 casualties amongst jihadi forces, 0 western loss
>gg no re
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#5 - theruse (12/12/2015) [-]
If you haven't ordered your tickets yet, and want to see Star Wars in IMAX, be sure you are pusrchasing tickets for a real IMAX theater, and not the fake ********** ones that theater chains like Regal and AMC theaters try to pass off as IMAX.

If you are not sure, run it by me and I will look into it for you.
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#8 to #5 - wagastragas (12/12/2015) [-]
i live in a **** third world country, the best i get its pseudo XD screens
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User avatar #60 to #5 - toddingram (12/12/2015) [-]
any near moreno valley california?
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#62 to #60 - theruse (12/12/2015) [-]
Seems to me there is an AMC IMAX, and that's fake, sorry bro. The only real IMAX theater near you is in Los Angeles, and it's not playing Star Wars for some reason. It's a shame, too, it has a 7 story tall screen and it's 90 foot wide.
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User avatar #88 to #62 - toddingram (12/13/2015) [-]
thanks anyhow
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User avatar #6 to #5 - unknownmercury (12/12/2015) [-]
Not really sure I'd trust someone called the ruse.
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#7 to #6 - theruse (12/12/2015) [-]
Naww, I do movie reviews on FJ. I'm really behind because I am a lazy piece of **** .

I need to do:
The Good Dinosaur 3D
Victor Frankenstein
Creed
Trumbo
Krampus

I'm seeing In the Heart of the Sea in IMAX 3D tonight.
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User avatar #23 to #7 - dalokan ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Krampus is **** .

Watch only if high/drunk/someone gave you free entry
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User avatar #24 to #23 - theruse (12/12/2015) [-]
Krampus was great.
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User avatar #11 to #5 - eminemnmnms (12/12/2015) [-]
I went to an AMC theater for IMAX and it was like a regular ass movie. Biggest let down ever
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#19 to #11 - bann (12/12/2015) [-]
Yea...they **** you over. Real Imax is soooo worth it, the others are complete bogus. I'm driving an hour and a half out of my way for true IMAX in a museum....cause I wanna feel the speakers in my ballsack.
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User avatar #49 to #19 - emiyashirou (12/12/2015) [-]
Hah, I live in ******* Africa and have a proper IMAX cinema 20 minutes drive from my house.
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User avatar #63 to #19 - theruse (12/12/2015) [-]
Yo, I'm driving and hour and a half for a real IMAX screen as well.
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User avatar #58 to #11 - frenzyhero (12/12/2015) [-]
real imax is a hell of an experience
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#50 - onlymisterman (12/12/2015) [-]
Aluha Ackbar
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User avatar #46 - obviousxplains (12/12/2015) [-]
>isis
>not suicide bombing

lol ok
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#61 - sobir (12/12/2015) [-]
OP is from Bulgaria
Swell with kompot
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User avatar #69 to #61 - syntheticdoll (12/12/2015) [-]
You call it Kompot too? Amazing
Hunfag here.
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User avatar #90 to #69 - hudgy ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
It's called kompot in Serbia, too
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#72 to #69 - tarabostes (12/12/2015) [-]
>Spelling it with K




Disgusting bozgor
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#70 to #69 - sobir (12/12/2015) [-]
kompot = mans greatest creation
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User avatar #85 to #70 - syntheticdoll (12/12/2015) [-]
Right after alcohol
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User avatar #66 - Deavas (12/12/2015) [-]
remember when they were going to attack walmarts because black friday?
yeah nice try anon
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User avatar #73 to #66 - tarabostes (12/12/2015) [-]
Remember when Deavas was a little bitch?
yeah nice try Deavas
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User avatar #75 to #73 - Deavas (12/12/2015) [-]
nope
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User avatar #76 to #75 - tarabostes (12/12/2015) [-]
BAD Deavas! BAAAAAAAAAD!
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User avatar #77 to #76 - Deavas (12/12/2015) [-]
stop following me
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#78 to #77 - tarabostes (12/12/2015) [-]
GIF
I wasn't ....
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User avatar #65 - caseh (12/12/2015) [-]
Well where else are they supposed to get their 72 virgins?
I'm a Star Wars fag too, pls no hate
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User avatar #64 - milomcrobbie (12/12/2015) [-]
This made me realise that I share a birthday with Stalin's fake birthdate...why do I even live.
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User avatar #55 - neokun (12/12/2015) [-]
Ugh. Tell me isis isn't planning on attacking people at the starwars premieres.
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User avatar #54 - mikepetru (12/12/2015) [-]
Include some Dwarves and it'll be The Hobbit: Battle of the 5 Normies
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User avatar #48 - arziben (12/12/2015) [-]
I don't know why exactly, but the movie is out on the 15th here.
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#32 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
Maybe i'm kind of ****** up but is anybody else hoping this one day happens?
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#33 to #32 - tsc (12/12/2015) [-]
It would be pretty funny.
 
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