Anon Goes to a Mexican Resturant. u r stunning. Board /b/- Random T ' Settings Home I-' 'i?, So I go out to eat with my wife M g tonight. alil' ggo to mexican r
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Anon Goes to a Mexican Resturant

u r stunning

Board /b/- Random T ' Settings Home
I-' 'i?, So I go out to eat with my wife
M g tonight.
alil' ggo to mexican restuarant
iig ::asit down at booth
border, small talk with wife
Bering up Zimmerman trial
stalk about how he' s totally innocent and it' s
awesome he got a not guilty verdict
aall of a sudden a group of billy badass
negros appear
Ctr "yo dawg you talkn dat mad **** cracka you
gon get kilt up in dis bich"
m ******** myself, wife is scared
try to reason with them
tthey can not be reasoned with
grow more and more agitated
Ttheir nostrils flaring
can' t win a fight against 6 standing's at
once
can see they are about to strike
throws the first punch but
aout of nowhere a hand grabs his wrist...
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE NEGRO ZOCORIA!"
next moments are a blur
gun shots in rapid succession
the trouble making moon crickets fall
dead
tthe smoke slowly clears
tthere stands Zimmerman
rrly savior
rrly hero
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Submitted: 07/27/2014
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User avatar #3 - swimmingprodigy (07/28/2014) [-]
Cant flim flam the zim zam
User avatar #4 - samsaysbai (07/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Anyone have that zimmerman copypasta?
#6 to #4 - chubbies (07/28/2014) [-]
Media's portrayal of the event:
>8th Grader Trayvon Martin is walking home in his graduation cap and gown
>Aryan Nation member George Zimmerman driving around in his Confederate Flag draped pickup
>Zimmerman spots Trayvon through the night by the glow of his halo
>The Klansman takes chase
>The football star nearly outruns him, but he is trapped by a "do not enter" sign
>Faced with certain death or disobeying the law, he makes his stand
>Trayvon attempts to reason his attacker, but the illiterate racist will have none of it
>Zimmerman steps out of his vehicle and asks "Any last words?"
>Trayvon looks his executioner in the eye and replies "World Peace"
>"WHITE POWER!" exclaims Zimmerman as he unloads with his fully-automatic assault rifle
>If not for the Republican party he may have survived, but the skinhead's extended magazine, unfettered by their legislation unloads hundreds of rounds into the future Nobel Piece Prize recipient
>Zimmerman then bashes his own head into the curb repeatedly screaming "help me!"
>When he is finished, Hitler himself steps back into his gas-guzzling vehicle
>As Trayvon lay dying, the last thing he sees is the "Bush Cheney 2004" bumper sticker disapear into the night
#10 - hueman (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm just gonna leave this here
#2 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Actually, **** like this occurs with black people when they disagree with your point of view. Sadly there is not Zimmerman to come rescue you.
#5 to #2 - robotvoice (07/28/2014) [-]
''so says Mr. Stewart.''
#1 - insanefreak (07/27/2014) [-]
You can't zimzam the flimflam.
Or something like that
User avatar #12 - heartlessrobot (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Zimmerman killed Trayvon in a completely legal manner. End of story.
#11 - nubcase (07/28/2014) [-]
>I open my ass for Zimmerman
>Zimmerman fills me with his love
#9 - boomyturtle (07/28/2014) [-]
"I mean...he was a scary lookin' ***** . **** , I would've shot him too."
-boomyturtle; certified black male
User avatar #7 - ishallsmiteyou (07/28/2014) [-]
To be fair, there were no eyewitnesses and there's insufficient evidence to convict him of murder. Yes, he followed the kid home. Yes, that was not right. However we know there was a struggle, and it's very possible Trayvon attacked Zimmerman and in a panic he got shot and died. To get a murder conviction you need ALL of these things:
1. A motive (check)
2. An eyewitness
3. Rock hard evidence
4. A confession
There was a motive, sure. The kid got tailed because zimmerman (apparently, I'm not taking his word for it) thought he had drugs. That's reason enough to at least see where he's going. Now, if the kid attacked him, and he's got a pistol on him, the first thing he's going to do in a panic is grab it and fire. There's a good chance that it was self defence, and there's insufficient evidence to say otherwise. Don't take me as a supporter, Zimmerman was definitely in the wrong, but as I said earlier there isn't enough evidence to make a conviction.
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