Anon Gets in a Fight. A brave, kind and generally badass and all round loved guy gets into a scuffle...with concequences he wasn't expecting! This Summer.. 7: 1
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Anon Gets in a Fight

A brave, kind and generally badass and all round loved guy gets into a scuffle...with concequences he wasn't expecting! This Summer.

7: 19 AM
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mihail, 19
in convenience
store
salons on friday night
3: -got heavy metal on the
radio. my favourite musical genre
push ups behind the desk, had to
miss the gym to do this shift
7: -someone ohmes m buti haven' t
my set
man an i get a bottle of vodka“
gt look up and sneer at him and his friend.
hold on gonna [' this set"
stand there silently
iii start grunting to show how many ive
been doing
alam%" and stand up
out my arms to show them my
mussles
bottle of vodka?“
I: -"no problem kid" i say. doing a half smile
saturn around to get the vodka
syther grab me over the desk and haid ')
knife to my back
are going to open the register and
give me all of the money in it. and in your
wallet."
don' t move, preparing my words in my
head.
say "listen little man. there' s 'tii. ways for
this to end“, the heavy metal murio is still
playing from the radio. i draw power from it
where you walk away with your l' llt'. lei
olean t shirt, or one where you leave
bovered in your own blood"
bi start growling at them.
bi tense my mussles to break free of his
grasp
aawh' he stabs me w, times in the bask
aawh' he takes the money
bi .'' taken to the hospital than iima' l. the
new week
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Submitted: 04/24/2014
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#7 - pappathethird (04/24/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Of course you were fired. 'The customer is always right'
Of course you were fired. 'The customer is always right'
#5 - announcement (04/24/2014) [-]
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#23 - nightmarecorpse (04/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
****** intimidate check bro
#6 - pappathethird (04/24/2014) [+] (5 replies)
that greentext was a roller coaster
User avatar #19 - lolollo (04/25/2014) [-]
You don't go all rambo until after you've disarmed him, dicknuts...
#75 - I Am Monkey (04/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Walking through bad neighborhood at night
>Sketchy dude out the corner of my eye
>Walk faster but he's gaining on me
>Try to lose him cutting through an alley
>Dead end, he's still coming
>Cornered by shadowy figure
>He steps into the light
>It's Bill ******* Murray
>He stabs me 14 times and whispers "No one will believe you"
>No one did
#16 - secretdestroyers (04/25/2014) [-]
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#1 - darakremen (04/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
knife to the back   
try to threaten them   
....   
 also 14 times, thats a lot
knife to the back
try to threaten them
....
also 14 times, thats a lot
#82 - rockamekishiko (04/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#86 - tiles (04/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
There is something about these sort of stories that just make me recoil.   
Why didn't you listen, why didn't you do the thing?
There is something about these sort of stories that just make me recoil.
Why didn't you listen, why didn't you do the thing?
User avatar #32 - captainfuckitall (04/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
He obviously wasn't the main character.
#84 - kojinus (04/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)

>be russian man
>late at night
>decides to buy beer at local store
>goes inside
>in the store on radio i hear metal music
>hear cashier grunting under the counters , he must have been down there having sex, but he was the only one working tonight, so he must be masturbating
>decides to ignore and go to the freezer area
>two guys walk in and ask for vodka
>cashier guy told them to wait while he finished his sets
>cashier gets up and gets their vodka for them
>he turns around and gets a knife to the back
>the two guys are trying to rob him
>cashier guy tries to be a tough guy and a hero
>cashier guy growls at them , me thinking " WTF?"
>me on my knees about 12 feet away peeking and hiding from them
> decides to eat candy bar while i watch them
>while eating candy bar , cashier gets stab about more than 10 times
>blood everywhere
>two robbers stole money from his wallet and cash register
>they run out
>i decide to leave the wrapper on front counter, dont know why
>kinda scared
>didnt call the police or report it in to anyone, i get mad
>MFW the robbers didnt even take any vodka
#94 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (04/25/2014) [+] (4 replies)
MFW I read this expecting some bad ass ending.    
   
 I laughed, though, so I got that going for me which is nice.
MFW I read this expecting some bad ass ending.

I laughed, though, so I got that going for me which is nice.
#3 - boothead (04/24/2014) [-]
>Fired the next week

Never turn your back on a customer...
User avatar #18 - vatra (04/25/2014) [+] (28 replies)
One of my coworker's friends got stabbed in the chest by a homeless man six times, it nicked his heart. He's lucky he lived. According to my coworker though the dude kind of earned it. He drunkenly punched the homeless guy because he was peeing on a dumpster. The homeless man proceeded to stab him repeatedly with a broken, sharpened piece of rebar.
#25 - keybladewarrior (04/25/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#92 - mezzjuc ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
"Ahw maaan, fired again, my dad is gonna kill me"
#45 - cracknigger (04/25/2014) [-]
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#13 - frenzyhero ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I wanted him to win.
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