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#893364 - tanabata (03/08/2014) [-]
How can a single woman be this perfect?

Girls wish to become models. Models wish to become Sou Amane. She has the most wonderful physique a 2D woman could have and one that a 3D woman could only dream of having. Her shapely flesh-orbs are so round - the most flawless spheres in the Universe. Her pink nipples are so cute you can't help but want to tease them. Her meaty hips and thighs are juicy, as If asking to be grasped, fondled, caressed, kneaded and massaged! I would sink my fingers into them, just like I would with her oval assets. Spanking could only jiggle her cheeks delightfully and redden them, while the smacking sound mixes in the air with the erotic moans that force their way out of Amane's lips. Just from this teasing abuse her knees will be weak and her honey nectar will be flowing down her legs. The woman has the sexual drive of a pack of cats in heat, and her desire to keep going could leave a man dry for life! Not only that but she is the wife that you have dreamed of for decades - She cleans, cooks and pleases you whenever, wherever. Hohoh, you don't even know half of it - her tragic past could leave you speechless. Ama-nee was this close to becoming the Ideal Yuri Couple along with Best Girl Kazami Kazuki and she also had what could only be described as 'one of the best visual novel endings of all time'!

TL;DR Tanabata has replaced his anime void by reading Grisaia no Kajitsu and he is totally obsessed with one of the girls. I mean, look at this wallpaper of her. Ain't it the most beautiful thing? Will be finishing Makina and Yumiko's routes, then move on to Devil on G-String.

ITT: Anything Grisaia no Kajitsu
User avatar #893651 to #893364 - TheMather ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
I refuse to believe anyone other than a psychologist can be responsible for that character design, because damn she's pleasant to the eye. She's a perfectly calculated homage to how predictable the human mind is, meticulously pieced together to invoke endearment.
Even I cannot withstand that charm, even for all her femininity.
User avatar #893550 to #893364 - kibitzer (03/09/2014) [-]
oh jesus, how did i almost miss thread about best girl, thumb for you
wb
User avatar #893515 to #893364 - nomora (03/09/2014) [-]
Grisaia no Meikyuu [グリザイアの迷宮] OP [Front Wing] Grisaia no Rakuen OP

The wait for Meikyuu's and Rakuen's translations is painful
User avatar #893506 to #893364 - killerliquid (03/09/2014) [-]
Oh, Haru's route in G-string

that didn't escalate quickly, that fucking teleported to the heavens from the earth.
User avatar #893548 to #893506 - kibitzer (03/09/2014) [-]
it was fucking amazing too
User avatar #893495 to #893364 - nomora (03/08/2014) [-]
Makina's route is the most disappointing of the 5.
Michiru's bad end was amazing but so god damn depressing.
I can sympathize with Yumiko way too much.
Amane and Yuuji are pretty much perfect together. Also, fuck the sheer length of her route.
Sachi's ending decisions were painful to choose.
User avatar #893503 to #893495 - killerliquid (03/08/2014) [-]
I agree but that bad end is wow
Those fucking eyes
Yumiko is like Yamato Nadeshiko-ish
They are perfect together now that I think about it.
Sachi's endings are wow.
#893510 to #893503 - nomora (03/09/2014) [-]

The fucking bag, the eyes, the everything.
I don't see how, considering how she has a lot of less-than-ideal traits.
I consider the good end as the true route for it.
The bad end to me felt like it was intended to give the feeling that she got what was coming to her
User avatar #893493 to #893364 - killerliquid (03/08/2014) [-]
Welcome back nigga

Yumiko still best girl
User avatar #893498 to #893493 - nomora (03/08/2014) [-]
She is, though Michiru is an extremely close second.
User avatar #893500 to #893498 - killerliquid (03/08/2014) [-]
Michiru's goddamn bad end, those fucking eyes man
User avatar #893501 to #893500 - nomora (03/08/2014) [-]
It was probably the most depressing thing I have ever seen.
User avatar #893505 to #893501 - killerliquid (03/08/2014) [-]
Makina's bad end is a close second to all the bad ends IMO.

Going mentally insane thinking a bag of his body is actually him, goddamn that was a good twist
User avatar #893507 to #893505 - nomora (03/09/2014) [-]
I found Makina's endings to be pretty disappointing, really. Barely any difference between the two.
User avatar #893509 to #893507 - killerliquid (03/09/2014) [-]
Though that's what I found to be good about it. At the same time though I can see where you're coming from.
User avatar #893516 to #893509 - nomora (03/09/2014) [-]
I just realized that the options for what route you take are practically ordered from worst to best.
User avatar #893517 to #893516 - killerliquid (03/09/2014) [-]
ye, all except Amane's.
User avatar #893518 to #893517 - nomora (03/09/2014) [-]
She is kinda the median of the girls though. She would definitely be tied with Michiru for second best if she wasn't, ya know. A slut.
User avatar #893520 to #893518 - killerliquid (03/09/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, I like me a slut who's only one for "him".
User avatar #893521 to #893520 - nomora (03/09/2014) [-]
Sachi and Yumiko are better in that regard, really, because you get to watch as they're converted to be your slut, and not just have them start out as it.
User avatar #893523 to #893521 - killerliquid (03/09/2014) [-]
True but I'm the type of guy to be really into dirty talk and moaning sounds during sex so ya
User avatar #893524 to #893523 - nomora (03/09/2014) [-]
But are you also into it being cut short due to her pissing?
User avatar #893525 to #893524 - killerliquid (03/09/2014) [-]
Dunno, I was just laughing at that
User avatar #893467 to #893364 - burndt (03/08/2014) [-]
Hmmm, I downloaded Grisaia no Kajitsu a while ago but haven't touched it.
I guess I should start it now.
User avatar #893499 to #893467 - nomora (03/08/2014) [-]
Trust me, you really should. Fucking great.
User avatar #893504 to #893499 - burndt (03/08/2014) [-]
I actually downloaded it because I saw you mention it somewhere a while ago.
Thanks mang.
User avatar #893511 to #893504 - nomora (03/09/2014) [-]
Pro'lly the time I was talking to nuke about it on the Pokemon board.
User avatar #893481 to #893467 - tormain (03/08/2014) [-]
Same thing, just installed it and started.
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User avatar #893482 to #893481 - burndt (03/08/2014) [-]
best of luck mang. I think I'm gonna go for Yumiko but idk yet.
User avatar #893519 to #893482 - nomora (03/09/2014) [-]
I'd actually recommend doing the routes in the order that the option to start them is presented to you, except Amane's who should be last just because of the sheer length of hers.
User avatar #893538 to #893519 - burndt (03/09/2014) [-]
#yolo
User avatar #893484 to #893482 - tormain (03/08/2014) [-]
So far I've just left the police station.
User avatar #893456 to #893364 - Rei ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
She has to many cloths on I can't tell.
User avatar #893459 to #893457 - Rei ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
wow
User avatar #893460 to #893459 - senjougahara (03/08/2014) [-]
She had the most sex scenes out of all the girls. Fucking slut
User avatar #893461 to #893460 - Rei ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Maybe I should read that.
User avatar #893494 to #893461 - killerliquid (03/08/2014) [-]
You should, Yuuji's a badass
User avatar #893462 to #893461 - senjougahara (03/08/2014) [-]
It's quite a decent VN. I'm sure you'll like it when you get a chance.
User avatar #893445 to #893364 - senjougahara (03/08/2014) [-]
Grisaia no Kajitsu - Makina & Michiru's Amazing English
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User avatar #893463 to #893445 - alleksi ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
10/10
User avatar #893433 to #893364 - Riukanojutsu (03/08/2014) [-]
"She has the most wonderful physique a 2D woman could have and one that a 3D woman could only dream of having"

top lel
User avatar #893406 to #893364 - azumeow (03/08/2014) [-]
Amane's ending ripped my heart out, tore it in half, and made me enjoy the whole process of it. That was so fucking beautiful...
#893395 to #893364 - fargthree (03/08/2014) [-]
What once was lost has now returned to us! Rejoice, for the Emperor of Moe Himself rewards our faith tenfold!
User avatar #893468 to #893395 - ninth (03/08/2014) [-]
just how many accounts do you have
User avatar #893469 to #893468 - fargthree (03/08/2014) [-]
Six.
fargone, fargtwo, fargthree, fargfour, fargfive and fargette
User avatar #893470 to #893469 - ninth (03/08/2014) [-]
is fargette the original?
User avatar #893472 to #893470 - fargthree (03/08/2014) [-]
fargone is the original
User avatar #893471 to #893470 - fargthree (03/08/2014) [-]
no, I made that as a joke to prove someone who said pretending to be a girl on the internet was difficult wrong.
#893375 to #893364 - senjougahara (03/08/2014) [-]
>Not Yukiko
>Not Michiru
Amane's ending was sad though.
User avatar #893496 to #893375 - killerliquid (03/08/2014) [-]
ikr what a pleb
User avatar #893376 to #893375 - senjougahara (03/08/2014) [-]
Yumiko*
Fuck
#893372 to #893364 - boyddamilkman ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
I thought you were dead, hunted down by the government for being too erotic.
#893370 to #893364 - charac (03/08/2014) [-]
I've never played a VN before. Is it good for a first timer?
Also welcome back.
User avatar #893497 to #893370 - killerliquid (03/08/2014) [-]
It's pretty damn straight forward but I wouldn't classify it as a beginner's VN.

Anything KEY is more beginner
User avatar #893545 to #893497 - charac (03/09/2014) [-]
Cool, thanks man.
Time to google some shit then.
User avatar #893373 to #893370 - bababadsheep (03/08/2014) [-]
Why is this manga so arousing? Was it the purity? The moemoe kyun~? pls repsond
User avatar #893382 to #893373 - charac (03/08/2014) [-]
It's because it plays with our imagination. It's not so cheap to just show us the hentai. It implies it and talks about it but it never shows it so all we can do is to imagine it and our only help is her voice.
Imagination is a powerful tool and it's hawt as hell
User avatar #893393 to #893382 - bababadsheep (03/08/2014) [-]
Wow, I kinda wish it was actually that considered/thought out and the whole thing was an extension of the powerful imagination thing that is constantly touted in the story. But I don't put much faith in any manga being deep without being DEEP. So it probably isn't.
User avatar #893396 to #893393 - charac (03/08/2014) [-]
The anime was better though. If you make a story about voice acting hentai actually having voice actors surprisingly helps a lot.
User avatar #893380 to #893373 - yeorgh (03/08/2014) [-]
It's not though.
User avatar #893389 to #893388 - yeorgh (03/08/2014) [-]
You should read Nana to Kaoru or anything by that author really, now that's arousing.

Oh and the anime for that manga is better, a lot more arousing.
User avatar #893411 to #893389 - bababadsheep (03/08/2014) [-]
Okay. First five chapters under my belt, and a now a few questions. 1) Is that a tsundere? Because that looks like a fucking tsundere. 2) Isn't this just softcore porn? 3) Why was this so surprisingly good for softcore porn?
User avatar #893413 to #893411 - yeorgh (03/08/2014) [-]
Who? Nana? she's not.

Wait until they introduce the fit brown tomboy, MUH DICK.
#893417 to #893413 - bababadsheep (03/08/2014) [-]
Fit. Brown. Tomboy.

I swear to god if you are fucking lying to me I will fly to wherever it is you live, murder your family while you out for the day, and shit in their corpse mouths. I will then strip them naked and sew their genitals and arms together in a grotesque embrace, and set up this display in your main hallway, and slouch in a chair at the end of said hallways until you come home. You will see the carnage and be frozen in shock, at which point I will walk over and smash your knees in with an aluminum bat, and then procede to torure you via blowtorch, salt and acid, and drive electrodes under your nails, and then electrocute you. To finish the act, I would frame the scene as if it was a murder suicide and then leave the country to never be caught, or even suspected.

But if you are telling the truth, I will love you forever man, because damn, "fit brown tomboy" is exactly the kinda words I need to hear more often. Impeccable taste my friend, I toast to your health.
User avatar #893371 to #893370 - makotoitou (03/08/2014) [-]
heh, nice pic. You a funny guy.
User avatar #893435 to #893371 - Riukanojutsu (03/08/2014) [-]
look up koe de oshigoto
User avatar #893437 to #893435 - makotoitou (03/08/2014) [-]
i already saw it
User avatar #893439 to #893437 - Riukanojutsu (03/08/2014) [-]
good shit right?
User avatar #893384 to #893371 - charac (03/08/2014) [-]
Yo thanks mate.
Never thought I'd see you being nice.
User avatar #893386 to #893384 - makotoitou (03/08/2014) [-]
woah wtf does that mean
User avatar #893401 to #893386 - charac (03/08/2014) [-]
Uhhh nothing.
I'm sure you're nice all the time pls dont hurt me
User avatar #893414 to #893401 - bababadsheep (03/08/2014) [-]
Watch out man, don't get on his bad side. Shit can get ugly real fast when he is wound up. But ey, you dint hear it from me.
User avatar #893425 to #893414 - charac (03/08/2014) [-]
I can onyl hope for the best.
User avatar #893402 to #893401 - makotoitou (03/08/2014) [-]
oh ok das good
User avatar #893369 to #893364 - bababadsheep (03/08/2014) [-]
Holy fuck, tana is back. pls write more ero.
#893366 to #893364 - thatnigger (03/08/2014) [-]
Never expected anything less of you.

Hope you come back soon.
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